Would you eat at an establishment with a salacious name?
I would never pay for a breakfast sandwich. Literally the easiest thing to make at home and you can make a bunch and just reheat them and they taste great.
>>21786960That wasn't the question. Please read the OP again.
>>21786962Your question sucks
>>21786958No, I am an extremely crude person but I hate ironic or quirky "naughty" kind of shit.
>>21786964It's always safe naughty. >>21786958I once went to a gay taco joint in Philadelphia where the tacos were called bend-overs. I don't remember the other fag names but Philadelphia is an faggy fucking city with lots of faggy fucking things like that. There was even a store literally called Phag but I'm not sure what they sold cuz I didn't go in. They do have a pet fashion store called Doggy Style, though
>>21786964Same
>>21786958i dont like eggs so i wouldnt eat there.would i eat at a burgerslut or a tacoslut? if the food was good, sure
>>21786960Nobody cares you dumb cunt, make a thread for your breakfast sandwiches if you are so cool
>>21786958>Would you eat at an establishment with a salacious name?If it's good, sure.I already eat hot sauce with a name I can never mention in public.
>>21786958The patty looks like mold in the thumbnail and like shit upclose
>>21786958>he doesn't eat at beanwhore>he's never dined at chillifarts>he has not consumed morsels from pumpkintaint
>>21787062>a name I can never mention in publicare you a middle aged woman?nobody normal wouldn't say that word.
>>21786958Nope. I'd assume it's a trashy place.
No because you know the type of people who will be in there. All millennial white women karens and gays.
>>21787017So a place called Nigger Burger wouldn't exist?
>>21786958No, I have too much dignity to even feel the desire to be in a place that so openly displays its own lack of dignity, you can be sure that part of the company culture is to treat the customer with the same lack of dignity that they treat themselves with.
i know of a place called "nigger schnitzel" and its pretty fire
>>21787119Well zoomers are too poor for fastfood
>>21786958Only if it was staffed by equally salacious women
>>21786958nope. only liberals like to combine food with sex and I don't trust people like that for food handling
>>21786960How would you feel if you didn't make a breakfast sandwich this morning?
>>21786958Only if I can call every female employee eggsluts
>>21787233the low iq of pol strikes again
>>21786958If you're mentally 14 still, you shouldn't be running a business.
>>21787111i say "the runs" cuz i dont want to gross people out
noi refuse to patronize reddit restaurants
>>21786958i remember the bread that eggslut uses looked good, but in the pic it doesn't look better than my bacon egg and cheese homemade sandwiches. i would eat at eggslut hypothetically, but based on what i'm seeing i don't want to pay $30 for what i can make much better at home.
>>21787340the sausage is the worst offender, sickly color yuck.
>>21787309How would you feel if you didn't mention pol?
>>21786958I go to burgerfaggot at least twice a week the faggot burger is out of this world
>>21787134This is close enough
>>21786958no and I can already imagine exactly what the customer base looks like
My favorite burger place is called Chubbies and I do kind of feel stupid whenever I order from there. their burger is called a chubby burger and yes I myself am chubby it's like a little humiliation ritual every time I order
>>21787062normally i don't like stupid names like "devil's asshole" hot sauces or whatever but firearrhea is actually pretty funny hehehe
>>21787327That's even worse
I don't like names about sex or death. I don't like that liquid death brand either or beers with names/branding like that.
>>21786964what about an unironic egg slut shopwhere scantily clad women give you breakfast sandwiches and the place smells like fish even though they dont serve fish there
>>21787547you are mentally 12 years old
I'm going to open up a breakfast restaurant called Eggnigger
>>21787558t. butthurt slut
>>21787551wash your pussy roastie
>>21787581Douche's wash pussies get to work
>>21786958i accidentally went here just because it was one of the only things that was open at 6am in shinjuku station. it was tasty enough but definitely not worth the $20 US and the hour I had to wait to get it, at that point I shouldve just waited for the other restuarants to open
>>21786958No. I find that most places that try too hard to be quirky and gimmicky with their menus aren't usually very good or are just generally overhyped.
>>21787558Yummy!
Open a bakery and staff it with only hot Chinese girls. Call it Whore Grain.You get this one for free.
>>21786958>egg burgersI may be fat but I am not that monstrously obese
>>21787676Eggs are infinitely healthier than beef
>>21787693Are you sure? AFAIK the jury's still out on how eggs affect cholesterol level. But in any case eating both of these foods together is just fat overkill
>>21787631>CHEESE NEGGERlol lmao
in houston we have Bunslut, its pretty fucking good
>>21786958If the food was good and priced reasonably, sure. It won't be.
>>21786958This is blasphemous chud tier.
>>21786958No because having a name like that undoubtedly attracts a clientele of sex havers and those are the last kind of people you want to be hanging around. Trust me.
