I've accidentally been invited to a party and I'm expected to bring something. Are a couple of these things acceptable? And maybe a couple of wine?
>>21787732You will be known for bringing the penis snacks in to the party.
>>21787735Well I don't mind telling you that I don't mind that reputation. I make it a point to cultivate a phallic sensibility in all of life's endeavors.
Wrap babybells in bacon
>>21787732i'd eat them and appreciate you :)then i'd get too wasted and pick a fight with the nieghbor taking out his trash
bring a pack of redbulls/monster drinks so people drink them in the evening and ruin their sleep schedule
>>21787817Add laxatives to ruin their shitting schedules too
>>21787835Hell just poison them. Ruin their lives.
>>21787809I like the way you think, anon.
>>21787732just show up drunk with some good boozeno one cares about the food
>>21787732Accidentally? I think that’d be fine if grazing is the party vibe.If you want to go cheap and easy get some Brie and the frozen puff pastry from Trader Joe’s and make a couple baked bries, people love that stuff
Maybe a couple of these, a box of fancy crackers, and another cheeseBonus points if you can find a Bleu de Bresse
>>21789056forgot pic
>>21787809The perfect party.I'd hug and give you a drink, just because I like your face.Then one hour and a few drinks later I'd want to punch you in the goddamn mouth, just because I don't like your face.
>>21787732Six pack and bag of chips baby.
>>21787732Bring ring dings and pepsi
>>21789258based
for me, it's bringing marijuana
>>21787732>American poster>ESL gibberishWhat the fuck is going on over there?
>>21789549American/Western holiday season, sometime /ck/ gets targeted for demoralization in the lead up to them, and the bots get sent here if there's nothing they need to slide on /pol/
>>21789549Oh, it looks like the Island Guy files just dropped, we'll probably go comfy for a while
>>21787732What kind of party is it when you have to bring stuff? If someone invites me to a party I'm the guest. I expect to be served and catered to.
>>21787732I think it's acceptable. I like those things.
