>I would never ever ever eat a rock what kind of crazy person would eat ro-
>>21787803never seen the movie you're referencing.does it star the rock?
i only eat water soluble rocks
Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich is rock and according to critics insoluble. Would you eat a Shark Sandwich?
>>21787803*laughs in Silicoide*
Don't buy into Big Rock's lies
>>21787803>I would never ever ever eat a rock what kind of crazy person would eat ro-
>>21787803I will assume that you are retarded, and or rage baiting.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks, they’re minerals
>>21787803gorons
>>21788843Nah you are the retard and OP is just unfunny
>>21787803good, keep eating sodium and kill yourself shit skin
>>21789055Sodium is a metal o algo
>>21789074They're all metals (except helium and hydrogen)
>>21789571Hydrogen was important in the Led Zeppelin album
>>21787803The taste of the rocks seasons the food.
>>21787803tfw you realise nearly all the minerals humans need to survive were created in past supernovae
>>21787803You would never eat a rock but will definitely eat black cock
>>21787803But what if THE ROCK DISSOLVES
>>21790401The real crazy thing is that we all drink an industrial solvent that's strong enough to dissolve rocks
>>21790010Mutt's law.
>>21787803To be fair it does seem kind of crazy to be eating hard inorganic cubes that have a rock like consistency. It's wild that they are one of the most consumed and important things on the planet. How did we ever evolve to need tiny rocks every day or die?
>>21787866>yfw surrounded by lithovorelets
>>21791959Or, for that matter, to consume drops of liquid when our body is already 96% water?
>>21787803>I should never ever ever eat a transition metal what kind of crazy person would eat transition met-
