Myth: Italian cuisine is cheese-heavyReality: This was the influence of the dairy-heavy US and UK. Cheese is supposed to be an accent, and only for certain dishes. It is not something that you just pile in until it overtakes the whole dish. And you NEVER pair it with garlic.
>>21788970I refuse this.
>>21788970>Myth: Italian cuisine is cheese-heavynobody has ever said this.
>And you NEVER pair it with garliccheese garlick bread makes italians look so retarded
>>21788970>you NEVER pair it with garlicalfredo?
Italian food isn't even real bro. Tomatoes came from America, so say goodbye to pasta
Actually more pork and originally fish heavy cuisine.
>>21788970You retards making shit up to pat yourselves on the back is not a myth
>>21788970Myth: people care about Italian or other ethnic foodsReality: people love the american version of ethnic foods
Im gonna pair garlic with cheese every time, fuck off mario
>>21788970This.>>21788975If you're using cheese in your alfredo you're doing it wrong.I dislike cheese-heavy dishes. It's like the savory boy/gal's version of loading everything up with syrup/icing/sprinkles, etc.I guess bacon too, but it's a little bit different since people don't normally just load bacon on top of foods like they do with cheese.
>>21788975Who's Alfredo?
>>21788970Americans have mutated Italian food beyond belief. This is not who we are.
>>21788970>This was the influence of the dairy-heavy US and UK.Don't blame the UK for distorting Italian food. Americans have claimed to have invented every food stuff on the planet, the blame solely lies on them and their ridiculous flag waving.
>>21789003You don't know anything. Please leap from an overpass and into traffic. >>21788975Alfredo isn't even wondering we eat so add whatever you want to it. Care factor: 0.>>21788970>NEVER pair it with garlic.Not a hard and fast rule, my fat American friend.
>>21789092>wondering= SomethingFucking autocorrect
>>21788970>And you NEVER pair it with garlic.Correct, that is a thoroughly American invention. In Italy, when they do garlic bread, for example, it's toasted bread with olive oil and a bit of garlic. No cheese to be seen.
I never put mozzarella on pasta but I will put about half as much parmesan and sauce as this guy does. It's great.
>>21789003>If you're using cheese in your alfredo you're doing it wrongalfredo is literally heavy cream, garlic, butter, parmesan.
>>21788970who gives a shit about what italians do.
>>21788970>And you NEVER pair it with garlic.I do because it is tasty.
>>21789136Creepy baby faced man
>>21789003>If you're using cheese in your alfredo you're doing it wrong.i think you got confused with cream. "real" authentic alfredo has no cream but it has cheese.
>>21788975>alfredo?Doesn't exist outside of America.
>>21789091The UK distorted both Italian and Indian food.
>>21789359>improvedFTFY
>>21788970>Myth: Italian cuisine is cheese-heavy
>>21788970This image is offensive.
>>21789359Indians came to the Uk and tried to sell their regional variation of their curry and found it didnt give enough variety and so they created BIR sloppa. If you go to a proper pakistani chop house in the UK there is less variety but the food is night and day different to a BIR place. BIR places also suffer by being run by bangladeshis that wont cook pork so invent some overly hot version of vindaloo and not stewing a shoulder of pork for hours after marinating it in garlic and vinegar. The problem is indians trying to cook the type of dishes from other parts of india from them, but trying to do it like they cook stuff.
>>21789511>Indians came to the Uk and tried to sell their regional variation of their curryNo Indians came to the UK.The curries were made during the time of English colonialism in india. You are just talking complete rubbish just for the sake of being popular on 4chan.
>>21788970this is why shitalian cuisine is dogshit
I totally fucking agree. Americans are obsessed with cheese and black cocks
>>21788970Thanks for proving once again that the USA is where all of the worlds cuisine goes to be perfected. Maybe you should appreciate what the US has done for all of you.
>>21788977It really fucks with my head every time I am reminded that for the vast majority of the human experience most people only ever got to eat a very limited amount of food. Staples we can't even imagine living without like Tomatoes never even existed for 99% of humanity.
>>21789003Lmao imagine being alfraido cheese.
>>21788970counter-argument: no one gives a shit about the authenticity of the dishes they eat. Authenticity doesn't taste like anything, but a shit-ton of cheese does. If altering your authentic Italian sloppa with extra cheese and garlic improves it, people will keep doing it.
