how do i eat it
>>21791420>333x200In one bite with chopsticks.
>>21791420You understand that it's going to make a mess. Grab it with both hands, flip it upside down because the top bun is thicker and has better structural integrity, and those sauces have already dripped to the bottom so it'll take longer for them to leak out when you make them go back up. Take as best a bite as you can, the first bite is always the worst. After the first bite you'll have a more manageable corner to eat. From there just keep chasing the corner.
>>21791458this is the stupidest thing i ever fucking heard
>>21791420skill issue
>>21791420Put it in your mouth.
>>21791420Tip first, shaft second, balls third.Consult your mom she know her way around male genitalia because her rent money depends on it.
thats 2 burgers of filling in 1 burgerif you want to eat a bunch of meat cook a fucking steak
>>21791420Like human do. With a fork and a knife.
Americans will make a giant sloppy mess eating that thing with their hands and lick the sauce off their fingers and then sperg online about brown people eating things with their hands
>>21791420You don't order it in the first place. Even a Big Mac is too obnoxious to eat.
>>21791500Thanks for your contribution.
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>>21791893I miss the Baconator and yearn for it. I was pretty much never able to order it though, an adult can't seriously order a sandwich called "the baconator" out loud
>>21791458>flip it upside downface the wall.
>>21791458>the first bite is always the worstface the wall.
>>21792075>an adult can't seriously order a sandwich called "the baconator" out loudThats not even the worst offender.
>>21791420With your Mouth Boy……with your Fucking Mouth….
>>21791458This is exactly what you do. Then go wash your hands and face afterwards. Maybe change your shirt if necessary.
>>21792382why? you wanna fuck my tight ass up against it you gay little faggot?
