Alcohol is such a goddamn shitty pairing with food. Shit taste and overpriced. Weed is 10x the pairing.
Weed is just as trash as alcohol
All you need is WATER, or, if you must, get beer. Wine is a candy drink.
>>21791487weed + the right alcohol with the right food = 100x the pairing
>>21791489420blazeitfaggot
>>21791487Your mom pairs nicely with alcohol, in fact I wouldnt touch her without it
>>21791487any substance detracting from or impacting perception of the intended culinary experience is a detractorthis is why restaurants with juice pairings are superior and on the rise
>>21791572>this is why restaurants with juice pairingswhat the fuck are you 12 years old? oj with your steak?
>>21791487We get it, you smoke weed. Very impressive.
>>21791572how much of the current available restaurant food is effectively serving as a pairing for caffeine/coffee or beer/alcohol rather than a substance of its own?
>>21791561Nor her you, obviously. Works out well for everyone.
>>21791586a small but distinctly impactful percentage. point taken
>>21791589Sorry you had to listen to it from your basement
Only pairing chart you need.
>>21791487All mind altering substances are bad pairings with food. It's more interesting, and respectable, to stay sober rather getting messed up.
>>21791659>tea>not in every categoryshit chart
>>21791487DUDE
>>21791664as an avid drug user i agreeyou can enjoy eating food under the influence but if you want to be serious about it (as with most things) do it sober
>>21791487>pairingyou drink before you eat, not during.>>21791489you gotta grow up.>>21791561you just need to be banned at this point.your posts are worse than shit on /r9k/.>>21791572this is not a thing and will not be a thing.>>21791659>health-conscious>drink chemicals that destroy your gutalso, coffee goes with tacos.>>21791664you get fucked up before eating, not during.
>>21792380>this is not a thing and will not be a thing.here's the top 10 from the William Reed Worlds 50 Best Restaurants list for 2025>Maidoexplicit juice pairing>Asador Etxebarrino information on pairings at all>Quintoniljuice pairings>DiverXOjuice pairings>Alchemistobviously>Gagganoptional wine or juice pairing>Sezannenot on their website, but recent reviews note juice pairings>Bruno Verjus' "Table"curated tea pairings>Kjollenon-alcoholic pairing menu>Don Julio'non-alcoholic alternative' pairing menu
>>21791487You can't beat a good boozy buzz
>>21791513>wine is a candy drinkyou're drinking shit wine, bro
weed makes you smell like shit>not if you don’t smoke it!yes, even edibles make you smell like shit>but so does alcohol!not nearly as bad>b-b-but!sober up before trying to have a conversation kiddo
>>21791487ultimate pairing is 10 straight hours of harsh labor in subzero temperatures, then warmth + food + liquor and then 20 hours of sleep
This thread is gonna get bumped nonstop until the 10th of January isn't it?
>>21791487The whiny incel teetotalers on here make me hate sobriety so much I'd give hard liquor and a joint to a baby
>>21791487I’m better than you because I hate both
