*doesn't really have a purpose*
You know pal, I don't want to be that guy but you might be brown
Me when i suck cock daily
Butter. Duh.
>>21792290>makes women want you>is the best tool in the toolbox
>>21792316but not really, thotake butter out of the fridge and try to cut it with on of these
>>21792352It's for spreading butter, not cutting hard cold butter.
>>21792316Except you can hold the stick of butter with your hand and roll it into whatever you’re applying it to like a gluestick
>>21792290It's great for tightening the screws on the dining room light switch cover, and whatever electrical outlet might need it there as well.
>>21792367this is only for people that don't have social lives.you know, cattle.
>>21792297might?
>>21792359>>21792352Even so its not really difficult
>>21792290I use it to stir drinks in glasses that are too tall for spoons
>>21792290White mans poop knife, uncivilized folk use a sharp knife which will inevitably end up with you lacerating your bhole. A butter knife is much gentler and forgiving.
>>21792290they're good for poking holes in condiment container seals when the little tab you're supposed to use to pull the seal off just rips off
*all more effective at various functions*
>>21792359Normal people use a spoon or a paring knife for that.Butter knives are a vestigial remnant of the era of powdered wigs and frilly cravats.
>>21792290>spread shit on bread>stir up coffee>use as prybar or flathead screwdriver when I don't feel like digging through the toolbox
>>21792290i use mine exclusively to stir the coffee in my french press since spoons are too short and my hand gets hot
>>21793484they make long spoons, I use them for pouring gravy on my potatoes
>>21792290What is the sound of one hand clapping?
ITT: Barbarians who keep butter in the fridgeThe absolute fucking state...
>>21792290I use this shit every day
cutting soft things from butter to cheesespreading stuff on breadthreatening to kill yourself when your ex-lover reveals your affair
>>21793354normal people don't do that actuallybut your kind like to eat with your hands, so i can understand your confusion
>>21792290Are you a savage or what?
>>21792316That's not a butter knife. This is a butter knife.
>>21792290They are perfect for breaking the seal on pickle jars
>>21792290He’s literally me
