>ingredients that ruin a burger
>>21794153catsup
>>21794153bbq saucecheeseshitty tomatoestoo much lettucecrappy over cooked baconover cooking the burger
>>21794153wrong>>21794155wrong>>21794214wrong
ranch dressingit never, ever belongs on a burger
>>21794218wrong
>>21794153Too spicy for you white boy?
>>21794236what does ranch contribute to a burger that cheese doesn’t do better? yeah, nothing, that’s what I thought, you’re a dumbass baka retard.
>>21794241right
>>21794242>what does ranch contribute to a burgerfat, acid and dill.>that’s what I thought, you’re a dumbass baka retard.challenge me irl so I can shoot you 100 times in the face and rape your wife
>>21794242Garlic flavor (ranch flavor in general, but you asked what it did that cheese doesn't do), fermented dairy tang, plus it works well with bbq sauce. Bitch.
truffles or truffle-infused products. they don't belong :[
>>21794153not just burgers, it ruins everything.>inb4 some jackass replies with "wrong" as if his shitty opinion is any use against my cold hard fact
>>21794312mayo is what makes the hauper special, and also it's delishes with fries and homefries
>>21794247>double saucethis is actually retarded
Tomatoes. If I see a tomato on my burger I'm out, same with lettuce or God forbid, fuckin spinach
>>21794246>fatcheese + burger>acid, and dillpickle>>21794247you don’t think cheese tastes of fermented dairy?
>>21794327wrong
>>21794325hold the pickle hold the lettuce special orders don't upsettuce all we ask it that you lettuce serve it your wayhttps://youtu.be/FkY2hRCb0PQ?si=XZLZVg242wgGFufn
>>21794325Lettuce is so fucking stupid on a burger who wants wilted warm lettuce that's disgusting
>>21794153Alliums are natural anti-biotics, you don't have parasites, stop trying to wipe out your gut biome.
Weird toppings like mac & cheese. That belongs on the side. In the burger it adds nothing except cheesy taste... and guess what else does that?
>>21794362Spaghetti?
>>21794321>thinking you just the full amount of both sauces Actually, this is the retard take.
>>21794370Cry all you like, you’re still the retard for putting ranch on a burger fatty.
>>21794317>it's delishesface the wall.
>>21794214correct
>>21794724incorrect
>>21794512you didn't even notice that I misspelled "huaper" as "hauper"?
>>21794214>cheesethe most wrong answer
>>21794153>hating onionsWhat's wrong with you, OP?
>>21794933regular onions are goodcarmelised onions are greatcrispy onions blow chunks
>>21794155is that made of cats?
>>21794153Smash patties
>>21794242How is ranch cheese you retarded faggot?
>>21794312Do you make your own, or are you talking about the shit out of a bottle?
>>21794339Fresh crisp lettuce goes on the bottom so that the juice from the patty doesn't make the lower bun soggy. There, you've learned something.>>21794325Eat your vegetables
>>21795494>can’t read>calls others retardedyikes.
>>21794155this 1000%
wrong
>>21794155Just add mayo, relish, dill, garlic, and a dab of hot sauce to it. Now it's burger sauce.
>>21794362smegma?
>>21794730incorrect
>>21795330Do you not like potato chips?
>>21794153OP is a child.
>>21794242Why are you comparing ranch to cheese? Those offer two completely different flavors. Ranch doesn't contribute anything to a burger that cheese doesn't do better, but you could say the same thing about onions, steak sauce, or a pile of literal dirt. Are you ok?
>>21794241Those aren't raw onions, Rajeesh.
>>21794153who the fuck is putting spaghetti bolognese on a hamburger retard
>>21797791>can’t figure out how two similar dairy products serve a like purposereeeeetard
>>21794153Avocado
>>21794155ketchup is a balance to raw onion
>>21794153tomatoes that arent freshtoo much crunchy white lettucemayobrown mustard
tomatoeslettuceonions that are not diced
>>21795497the entire purpose of lettuce on the burger is to add crunchlettuce on the bottom of the burger wilts too quickly, ruining its entire purpose
