How do I make this shit not taste like ass?
>>21797888Brown sugar and fruit. The mistake a lot of people make is treating it like rice or pasta. Allowing it to soak for too long or with too hot of water makes it really mushy and gross. Honestly, just turn the tap on hot and let it run until around dish washing temp where it's a little steamy. Then just pour it over your bowl of oats and it'll be the right consistency by the time it cools down to an edible temp.
stop adding ass to it
My oats are delish. Usually just add fruit, peanutbutter and some whey.
look at the flavors of oatmeal that they sell in the stores. these are the flavors that make oatmeal not taste like shit.>cinnamon>brown sugar>maple syrup>strawberries>blueberriessome people like bananas, or peanut butter too.
>>21797896you shouldn't be consuming hot water from the tap, it leaches things from the pipes you don't want to be consuming. warm the water a bit separately.
>>21797896>The mistake a lot of people make is treating it like rice or pasta. Allowing it to soak for too long or with too hot of water makes it really mushy and gross.>Honestly, just turn the tap on hot and let it run until around dish washing temp where it's a little steamy. Then just pour it over your bowl of oats and it'll be the right consistency by the time it cools down to an edible temp.You can cook steel cut oats in a rice cooker and they come out perfect.
>>21797902Don't be a pussy.>>21797903>steel cut oatsThat may be an exception. I dunno.
>>21797888I usually savor it with yogurt, and maple syrup (or brown sugar)
>>21797888Maple syrup or Lyle's Golden Syrup with milk>>21797897Kek
>>21797907>Don't be a pussy.you're not manly because you're retarded
>>21797888Don't add the ass flavor powder.
shredded chicken and bbq sauceit works better than you'd think
>>21797888I put a handful of frozen berries in right after it's done cooking. They complement each other perfectly and the heat of the oatmeal defrosts the berry.
>>21797972strawberry is also really good but is harder to defrost fully by just sticking it in the oatmeal
i just have it with a banana or an apple and cinnamon and its yummers
>>21797888Feed it to a horse, eat the horse.
>>21797888eat it rawmix w/ raisins
>>21797888Sugar. Butter. Peanut Butter. Just add things that are tasty you absolute faggot. Food is not supposed to be so bland and tasteless that you don't want to eat it. If you want to lose weight, burn calories through physical exertion, don't just cut all the calories out of your diet and pretend like fasting isn't going to kill you long before it takes the fat out of your ass.
>>21797888adding a fried egg, avocado slices and some salsa or picante sauce
>>21797888Milk and honey aetheistcuckold. Truly and Lo! The Answers to All of Life’s Problems are answered in the Holy Bible! Amen!!
Butter, milk, salt, and brown sugar/cinnamon or fruit.> cook it with slightly less water than the directions provide> add at least a tablespoon of butter but i honestly do two> stir until the butter melts> add splash of cream, enough for the texture to become more like tapioca> add salt and flavoring, brown sugar and cinnamon is simple and greatI used to work at an old folks home, and made them the best oatmeal. Used a pound of butter, lotta cream, and cooked it low and slow while i prepped everything else for breakfast. God it was good, and i got so many compliments! Haven’t been able to recreate it at home but I’m getting close.
>>21798268I will try this
>>21798290no, you'll try this >>21798231 and like it
>>21797888eat raw or toast/panfry in leftover fryup oilif you boil oats like a porridgefag you deserve whatever nasty slop you get
>>21797888Buy the steel cut oats
>>21797902I don't live in a third world shithole with lead pipes so I can drink all the hot tap water I want
>Half a cup of oats >4 chopped dates>couple teaspoons of cocoa>pinch of salt>big spoonful of peanut butter>half a cup of boiling water >stir it all up and let it cool a bit or chill overnight >top with sliced banana and coconut and/or yoghurtI call it Snickers oats
>>21797888Skill issueOatsMilkLeave in the fridge overnight Take out, microwave it according to quantity Tablespoon of maple syrupDONE
>>21797896>Water oatsGross
As an oat expert, there IS a difference between cheap and expensive >CheapHarderMore dust Best soaked overnight>Expensive SofterLess dustNo overnight soaking required
>>21798432That solid-to-liquid ratio is all wrong. You need one cup of liquid for every half cup of oats
>>21797888Don't cook them. Just put cold milk on yogurt on it.Chew a bit, it will make your jaw grow.
you have to add salt, not just sugar but salt
>>21797888Better question is how do I eat very much of it without getting grain brain its literally impossible not even soaking for 48 hours in apple cider vinegar works. You may have to go through such great lengths as fermenting it but that seems like so much work
>>21798526What the fuck is grain brain
>>21798534The latest Jewish buzzword..just ignore the stinky troll
>>21797888Cook a soup.
make some bacon then in the bacon pan make some eggs and then eat that instead of plant seeds
>>21797888>How do I make this shit not taste like ass?They CAN go rancid. There is a fat content that can spoil or pick up flavors of cardboard from the box.Toast them in butter, boil in milk or filtered water without chlorine, make sure to have your dash of salt. If you're using "instant" switch to whole rolled oat. Increase nutty flavor with addeed nuts. Increase depth of sweetness by having darker sugar, date sugar, maple sugar, or flavored sugars like vanilla sugar.
>>21797888Gonna go against most of the thread and say you might not like it sweet. Oatmeal is almost always served sweet so you might not dislike it itself, just the common take on it.Try it made with beef stock cubes in milk and topped with cheese, feta is great but regular sharp cheeses work well too
>>21797888Salt.
>>21798423the issue isn't lead but go on
>>21797888>How do I make this shit not taste like ass?Be deassing it you fucking moron. Did you never think, while eating these oats that taste like ass, "maybe if I remove the ass, then the ass flavor will go away!"? Jfc OP learn to think for yourself, or at least how to type things into google if that's genuinely asking too much of you.
>>21798445this nigga drinkin oats
>>21797888I made something pretty unconventional recently I think I put onion, rosemary, oregano, salt, oats, boiled them in water for some time, then put it in bowl and added some coconut milk. Id make it again but I get eczema and dandruff from oats.
>>21799167>>21798782savory oatmeal sounds disgusting
>>21799308your mom is disgusting
You know those whatever the name brand with the Quaker guy on the box flavored ones in the little packet? Well you take one of those, just one, dump it in a bowl and then throw a big handful of regular oats in with that pour milk over it and microwave. Delicious, plenty of flavoring still, very cheap still, none of the expensive perishable bullshit people are recommending here. I love honey and fruit too, but my method is much better.
>>21799308In my country savoury oatmeal is the norm but usually just with salt and butter or little bit of milk
>>21798080>t. Mongolian
>>21797888Butter nagurl honey cinnamon and apples fridge in caramel syrup with blueberries
