it's almost that time brosget ready or be cursed to a year of bad luck
My body is ready
>>21798342curses don't affect the Holy, pagan.
>>21798342Does a lime pig on Christmas count?
I might try to do one this year. What can i do for the eyes if i dont have cloves or whatever
>>21798342What is this about?
>>21798739You can use peppercorns
>>21798739Do you have any of those flat metal thumbtacks?
>>21798756lemon piglet for good luckmake it on new years eve
>>21798739get creative, we've seen all sorts of eyes on lemon piglets
>>21798725Only if you're Mexican
>>21798761Ill try that i think. Shove them in there somehow
>>21798342fuck off I never make a stupid lemon thingy and have excellent "luck" oh wait luck doesn't exist.
>>21798756morons think that ruining a lemon somehow gives them luck.
>>21798756>he doesn't know
>>21799070>ruining improving
recommendations for tails that don't use foils? i don't want aluminum poisoning
>>21799154you don't eat the lemonpig anon
>>21799079How will the Lemon Pig community survive now that pennies aren't being minted anymore?
>>21798342No surprise pigfags are superstitious heathens.
>>21799163pennies still exist
>>21799069Lucky people aren’t angry
>>21799146
>>21799239i'm not angry.
>>21799276nah u mad and unlucky
>>21799154>these are the retards making the pigslmao
>>21798342I don't got any cloves or toothpicks bros...
i will not mutilate the lemon
>>21799146banana borzoi
>>21800214Dude’s so old he went through puberty and grew a beard.
How long do you keep it around? Does your luck grow the longer you keep it?
>>21800214homer simpson if he lemon
>>21800275Go forage in the woods!
I AM READY
>>21799154>handling solid aluminum foil absorbs it into your skin
>>21798756Pedophilliac satanic ritual
remember when buttblasted jannie kept removing the threads?
>>218003521 pig = 1 year of luck
>>21799163They have a dedicated stockpile, perhaps a new coin will be adopted
>>21799163Gotta upgrade to nickels. Inflation, you know.
how do i avoid mine becoming moldy this year?the last time i made a lemon piglet, it was completely covered in a dense fuzz of white green and black before the end of the year.surely that can't have been good for my luck, or my lungs.
>>21800352I keep him all year round and then give him a retreat in my dad's garden. The three lemonpigs I made disappeared so I guess nature claimed them back
>>21800654keep him somewhere dry or let him dry under the sun so mold can't grow
>>21800654Keep it in the freezer.
>>21800654You must consume the lemon pig and become the lemon pig
>>21799286neither. I don't need a rotten lemon to make me feel good like you do with your shitty life.
>>21800654actually that is the lemon pig absorbing the negative energies in your steadsleep tight pigger
I have everything but coin, wtf where do I even get a coin, ATM won't give me any, do I really have to go to ATM and take out paper money and then buy something of specific value so they give me a big coin back
>>21801903go to bank and ask for coin
>>21801903just wander around parkling lots/sidewalks until you find a coin on the ground
>>21801903go to a homeless person and trade something of value for it
Where did this tradition originate? I don’t want to do it if it’s Jewish or American
>>21802636First lemon pig I ever saw was in a British magazine published by Fanny Cradock from the early 70’s. My stepfather had about 20 of them, each had a ‘cooking for kids’ article on the back cover and one of these had lemon pigs and some kind of chocolate vol-au-vent as a ‘mud pit’. So probably from there.
>>21802737>>21802636Anglo. 1867 is the oldest I've found."The Art of Amusing: Being a Collection of Graceful Arts" by Frank Bellewhttps://books.google.com/books?id=x14PAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA21#v=onepage&q&f=false
>>21802737>>21802755oh wow, i thought it originated on /ck
>>21801903Are zoomers really this retarded?
>>21802769I am not a zoomer, but also haven't used cash in about 5 years
>>21802888wasted fedora tipping trips
>>21802896not at all, I would expect fedora person would use exclusively cash
These look cute maybe I make one but here eating lentil soup and not leaving a single one on new years eve already does that.
>>21802768/ck/ got it from >>21799079
>>21801903>I have everything but coin
>>21802994??
>>21799154/x/ is leaking again
I drunkenly made one at my friends place last night because they had limes. I forgot about the coin part
>>21803119>forgot about the coinGreat. Now your lime is destitute.
>>21802888You do know you can just pay for things and get coins as change, right? You do know you can go to any grocery store and change bills into coins, right?No? Zoomer.
>>21800931fucking kek
>>21801888You are just an angry bastard to the core aren't you? I can see why you don't actually feel angry if this is what you're always like. I'll think of you when i make my pig, hopefully it will absorb some of your negativity :)
>>21803535isn't that what that anon originally said though? that it's an ordeal when you don't even have any cash on you>you can go to any grocery store and change bills into coinsnot in all countries, here it was quite common for example and then they stopped doing it, now cashiers even have a sign above them saying they don't change bills into coins
The squad is on the shelf.
>>21803684Jesus Christ you lonely faggot.
>>21803711I got 4 more friends than you do now, sonny boy
>>21803684cute
>>21803684why is your shelf shaped like a quonset hut
>>21798342If the mods would finally give us a New Years Sticky for lemon pigs, that would be a nice gesture toward undoing some of the massive damage done to /ck/ over the years by reckless tranny-jannies overdosing on HRT with no understanding of board culture. Come on, mods, let 2026 be the year that you're not all complete faggots.
>>21798756It's a bit of harmless New Years fun that irrationally angers the transsexual janitors.
>>21803859IIRC the last sticky on /ck/ was a frogpost for Thanksgiving.
>>21803119
>>21798342Got my first coin with King Charles on it the other day (2025 AU 50 cent) might use that
>>21803956>King CharlesThat's incredibly embarrassing but by all means use it ironically. Be sure to include a photo of Chuckie's buddy Jimmy Savile in the background.
d e l u x e
>>21802994Buy some chocolate coins or use a bottlecap or something.People get all kinds of creative with their pigs anyway.
>>21803711Could you keep your soliloquies out of the board, thanks.
My first time making one of these. Pray for sticky!
>>21799163I have 50 cents worth of pennies laying around in my car, I'm good for the next decade
>>21805308more like pray for not getting the threads wiped
Got my family 4 limes (cheaper) for new years. They don't know what for yet
Which coins are most lucky? I have access to Japanese, Australian, Euro and a Turkish coin.
>>21805867All of these nations are accursed by god.t. Australian
>>21805867That said Australia beat the Japs and the Ottomans (Turks) in WW1/WW2 and helped save Europe from the Germans twice, so I’m going to say the Australian coin.
>>218058674channel is a Japanese anime weeaboo site. You know what to do.
>>218058675 yen coin. Very lucky. Trust me.
>>21805874They lost against emus though.
>>21799146Are you Australian perchance?
This year I got a nice and big one!
>>21799154it's a spell, anon. if you don't follow the instructions exactly, you'll fuck up the magic and bad things could happen.
My fortune cookie I got today already said my luck has changed
>>21804087That's not how pig ears work you mongrel
How do I make a lemon pig? Pls post the guide
What do I do with last year's pig? Seems a shame to just bin him I would miss that little nigga
>>21807716I send mine out with a bang when the ball drops. Ussualy with a shotgun but this year i got one of those big ass rocket fire works left over from the 4th of july. Im gonna send the little guy to the moon
>>21807716cut off the coin part and use it in your next batch of pickled lemon rinduse the juice in a sidecar
>>21801903Imagine actually making this post and being serious about itToppest kek
*wheeze*
>>21802238No coin in romania
>>21806874my retarded "friends" chucked 5 yen coins in a shrine on new years day two years ago and caused a tsunami
Gonna do something a bit different with my lemon pig this year.
>>21807790There he stands on the skins of his fallen brothers.
>>21807792
>>21807793Turned out I had too little vodka so I added some blood of his fallen brothers as well.
Took off too much of the nose so it looks like a bear now. Also pink pepper for eyes
>>21807794nigger you gotta strain this or something we can't see shit
>>21807822I did strain the juice (twice). I guess it'll settle eventually.
>>21807794Im not sure if adding a coin to your alcohol is a good idea if you plan to drink it later
>>21807832It's a silver coin so it should be fine.
>>21798342I can't wait! I am going to make them with my neices.Jannies fuck off, let us have our tradition
>>21800931Based lmao
>>21807833Not sure if adding alcohol to your silver coin is a good idea if you plan to store it later
>>21804087Sly lemon fox
>>21807794Jesus christ what is this sadistic shit? It's supposed to be your lucky pal not get the my little pony treatment
>>21799079good guide, I almost forgot the ears
>>21807881What is that for the eyes?
saddest thread on 4chan rn
>>21807944Why?
>>21807944it's usually great, but I have no idea why op started it on christmas already
>>21807980Pretty dumb not to do it the day of. Why would you want a wrinkly and dried out pig on new year?
>>21807992>Why would you want a wrinkly and dried out pig on new year?exactly why your dad divorced your mom
>>21807881Why no coin anon?
>>21808199it's shoved in too far, doesn't show up in the pic but it's a penny>>21807941peppercorns
I never did the aluminium tail. I think I'm finally going to do it today.
>>21805308nice eyes, I like it
New piggum. Have a happy one ceekay!
Don't fuck me this year piggu
>>21808220Spooky
>>21806874I didn't have a shiny 5 yen so I used a shiny 1 yen, am I going to be cursed?
>>21808281the power of the luck spell is proportional to the value of the cointhe esoteric spirits also take into account exchange rates and old currency valuations, adjusting the luck in real time
>>21808294It's good to know I'm being looked after by something so thorough and knowledgeable
>>21808281I sure hope not.I used an imperial septim from my Elder Scrolls Oblivion purchase from way back in the day. It will bring us good luck and half life 3 and elder scrolls 6!I didnt have cloves so i had to improvise with eye-o-dine drops into some Qtips.
>>21798342
manifesting maximum luck with the 2001 quarter
he's a lil special
ANCIENT CITRUSECRETS UNEARTHEDBURIAL CHAMBER OF PIGGAOH PIGANKH LEMOON OPENED
pige :D
>>21808452At least he is protected against the mind control rays.
his tail is much sillier in person
>>21801903the digital conspiracy is trying to take our pigs away from us
Happy new year everyone, may all your dreams come to fruition
I made mine pretty
this is my first doing this /ck/ and i've been lurking for years
>>21808543nice shemale
In piggu I trust. Happy New Year.
>>21798342Out with the old, in with the new
Happy new year everynyon!
Happy new year
>>21808568Cute piggu.Old piggu kept pretty well.
>>21799163>he doesn't have a bag of wheatiesshiggy
Piggu is ready to face the new year!
I kept missing it every year and this time I finally did it! Pige:)
I tried putting last year's lemon in a jar in hopes to preserve it. Unfortunately that caused it to liquefy
>>21808647Drink it
>>21808647If the lid was on there (meaning no oxygen and no way for humidity to get out) then it literally did rot away from bacterial decomposition. Since the water could not escape anywhere it formed this yummy liquid down there. Yum!
>>21808654imagine the pure LUCK
>>21808647Hopefully this year's will fare better(Also when did they add these new gay captchas?)
Who’s gonna make the annual collage? Too drunk to make it myself Im sorry
I don't want to put my one aussie cent up to the task
I’m gonna make mine soon!!!
>>21808646Brass legs are sweet, hell yea!
>>21808687It's too late for you anyway
I love these hellified rotten pigs so much. Im excited to have one eventually.
represent b***hc
These are pig cadets for next year
The elder pigs evaluate...
Soon brethren I'm waiting for nieces because I'm a childless born again incel
I gave mine an Egyptian coin since that’s this years theme (:
Just in time, happy new year
>was finally gonna do it this year >had one lemon left >family comes over, brother asks if he can make the dressing for the salad is prepared as part of dinner >uses the lemon>stores are all closed now At least the dressing was bright, tangy, and delicious. Next year:(
>>21808770just use the lemon out of the trash
>>21808770APPLES ARE OK
Another year down, two to go…4 generations in one photo
>>21808795The Star Wars creature at the bottom left is hilarious
>>21808795>Mold spores can cause health issues, particularly for individuals with allergies or asthma, leading to symptoms like sneezing, coughing, and eye irritation. In some cases, exposure to mold can also result in more severe respiratory problems or infections, especially in those with weakened immune systems.
>>21808452I crave the pharaoh pig nectar.You sellin?
>>21808770go to any liquor store or convenience store they have lemons
We moved this year so i unfortunately had to entomb my last lemon pigs deep in the bowls of my apartment complex's basement. Whoever disturbs their slumber will be beset by their curse but also gain a treasure of about 16¢
>>21808795That’s a lot of mold out in the open. You should put them in individual jars and label them with the year of creation then line the jars up in chronological order on a shelf.
>>21808714The googly eyes are a nice touch>>21808543You wouldn't a lemon pig, right Anon?
My humble contribution. Happy 2026 you faggots.
>>21808825What have you done? You’re not supposed to entomb the lemon piggies in the Blair Witch basement. That is guaranteed bad luck. You better rescue and properly dispose of them. What you’ve done is like playing with a ouija board and not closing the session the right way.
I like his stripes
>>21808816Why didn't you copy the very next sentence, chud?>However; the combination of metals in the coin and aluminum foil tail along with the acidic interior of the lemon form a rudimentary battery, rendering the spores harmless or perhaps even beneficial.[26][27]
>>21808776>>21808782>>21808824Update: I found a mandarin in my produce drawer. Couldn’t find my fucking toothpicks, so I used screws. He has some Yen my brother brough back from his trip to Japan. I did the best I could with what I had, bros.
>>21808850Fucking forgot the pic
I recruited the help of 2 small children to assemble the squad.
I don't have any cloves this year.....
>>21808853that'll do pig. that'll do
>>21808859Substitutions are ok
>>21808859You can always use peppercorns or something
Pig E :D
>>21808825they look scared :(
>>21808865How? Cloves have a stick on the end. Peppercorns have no stick.
>>21808859I used avocado stems
>>21808869Make a hole with a knife and stick them in the hole. There are a few pictures itt with people who did
>>21808866I like how smushed his face is. Like a pug pig
>>21808867Death is no scary thing Anon. Their bodies are enshrined on earth like their souls are in heaven.
where am i going to get a lemon and toothpicks? or eyes?
>>21808866I enjoy the roundness of this lad.
>>21808661woosh, you have a small peener>(Also when did they add these new gay captchas?)about 2 weeks ago
>>21808887it's too late now your year is ruined
>>21798342It's impossible for piggers to bring bad luck. They can only bless you, not harm you.
>>21798342I cAME To this board insearch of lemon pigs... I was not disappointed....
>>21808896Correct. The absence of pigs is what brings bad luck
old pigs meet the new pigs for a New Year's Eve party
>>21808913I like the pipe cleaner tails, that's a pretty good idea. Gonna steal that for next year.
I used a buffalo nickel for luck from the old gods of the land and sky. They have never let me down
>>21808722love the filename, great looking pigs
My first time c:
>>21808401you’re a real Monet.
>>21808938moe pig
>>21798342I forgot to make this last year and the AI bubble happened. My bad guys
>>21807743rest, old wise one.
>>21808829>THEN CUM IN THE JARS
Happy new year everyone from my wife and II had to use dried saskatoon berries for the eyes. My friend who visited thought the tail was garbage and she threw it out so I had to make a smaller one since I'm out of tinfoil...
>>21809008friend no more, so sayeth the pig
>>21809013She was trying to be helpful ! We just had supper together and she came to my house, and she was cleaning up the table for me when I was doing the dishes. Pig would understand... It was not on purpose
>>21809008Not only did I forget to get a lemon I'm still waiting on my PS68 plushes to arrive so you're making me double jealous.
>>21809020You don't cook with lemon in your house anon ? I always stock lemon here.My girls came about maybe on the 20th I think
>>21798342first lemon piglet we've made in four years we still have the old one, pimp hat and all
>>21809030here's the 4 year old one when he was fresh
>>21809032and here he is today
>>21809030>>21809032>we
>>21809034Charming little fella, gave me a laugh
Always enjoyed these yearly threads. Never made one...had to buy cloves just to make it. Guess ima need to start cooking with them now...
my pig
>>21809059the familyhappy new year /ck/
Happy new year ck. Good luck everyone.i may be new here, but this board feels special still.
>>21798342this board will always be my home =)
>>21798342No lemons. I'm a failure. I used the most yellow lime I had.
Happy new years anons. These moments make me feel really good as someone who’s a recluse.
>>21809074Me too anon happy new year.
Happy New Year, (F)East Coast. May your lemon pennies stay untarnished all year.
>>21809074Stop trauma dumping and think, anon. Question where all these lemon pig posters suddenly came from. /ck/ is a small and slow board. Where the hell are all these OC pig posters the rest of the year? Something fishy is going on.
>>21809088I'm on /vg/ and /v/ ngl I used to browse this board daily for a few years but stopped when I was no longer a teenager
>>21809088I post all year, I have no idea what you’re on about
>>21798342COMPLETEDOMPLETEDMay anon's new year be better than the last.
Made these little sluts just in time. Hope 2026 is better than shitty old 2025.
>>21809067I like the angle and placement of the coin on yours. Looks great!
Happy new years.
>>21809128L pig seems shy, but devious. R pig appears daft.
>>21809067This pig is cute to look at, I admire its CAN-DO attitutde.
Lemon pig family this year. Mama on the left, Dada on the right, and our 2 year old was finally grown up enough to help make her own in the middle.
>>21808224You need to make one pig per family member for maximum luck.
not this year bros
>>21809153Congrats anon, it's always nice to get the younglings used to board culture early. Has she gotten banned for posting a Coinslot yet? I still remember our boy's first ban, he posted the Spyro Subway image, we were so proud.... we still have a screencap on the fridge, "Baby's First Ban".
This is rather reminiscent of the kek faggotry of 2016. Bit creepy how you chucklefucks get all hyped, almost drunk, on this stupid shit.
>>21809181Your post is rather reminiscent of actual faggotry, enjoy your AIDS turd burglar.
>>21809181It's fun
Happy new year.
>>21809181>PEOPLE ENJOYING THINGS UNIRONICALLY!! No! You can't admit to enjoying things!!!
>>21809187Saw this photo and went wow that looks like a lemon on the side before I realized how retarded I am.
>>21809186Kek
>>21809190>>21809191Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight your lemon pig can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>21809187hell ye its lucky BEE
Working late in the kitchen
>>21809181I’m actual drunk so idk what you’re saying
>>21809187A fuckin BEE
Happy new years bros. See you in 364 days
>>21809181this post is reminiscent of a dysfunctionally autistic faggot that has deluded themselves into thinking people will finally acknowledge them as an adult if only they just act serious and joyless enough on 4chan
>>21809255Yeh it’s so lighthearted you lost your shit over a bit of shitposting
It may sound very stupid, but the years that the pig doesn't rot and turns into a movie have been very good for me.
>>21803859Bring back al/ck threads, tranny-jannies
i got one made but i can't seem to upload it it's putting out 13mv, not bad
>>21809262>no u/ u madquality material
>>21809187bee free
Even though I don't visit here anymore, I still had to make a lemon pig this year. Happy new year, /ck/, I hope you have a great one.
