Nobody ever talks about the grueling ham sniffing taking place at this time of the year anymore.
>>21798805I assumed he was dead by now. We pushed him too hard.
>>21798814He still toils in the ham cellar, endlessly.
>YOU WANT OUT, CELLAR "MASTER"? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE ETERNAL PACT? ONLY ONE WAY OUT FOR YOU, TAKE IT IF YOU DARE
Smelling more than 50 hams in a day is a death sentence.
>>21798825>During low season, in February, Mr. Vega will smell 200 hams a day, he said. Now at the climax of demand he is whiffing 800 loins a day—that’s 3,200 sniffs. He is strained, he said, “at the limit of human possibility.” He has started taking 10-minute breaks every two hours.>And if demand increases? >“I will find a way to sniff 801,” he said. >“Perhaps 802 is possible.”
>>21798832He's in my prayers this Christmas. May he reach 805
>>21798832Truly superhuman. Is that something you can train for or is that sniff endurance genetic?
Imagine someone goes down there to check on him and let's a squeaker out and ruins the whole atmosphere.
>>21798906>what is this spicy note? Traces of cinnamon and clove.. curious.
>>21798805I'd imagine what he do with his wife at night.
>>21798805please, someone post the "if you only knew how ham things really are" edit.i've searched my folders in early december and i couldn't find it :-(thanks in advance
>>21799125Sniff her assholes 100 unique aromas
>You want to be the BEST Ham Sniffer? At any cost, eh? Heh, well making dreams come true is my... speciality. But, eh, dreams aren't free, kid. It's gonna cost ya...
>>21798832i shudder to think what would happen to the world if this man every caught covid
A blessing and a curse
>>21798805This subject is new to me.
>>21798805That's two hams per minute, which places him well on par with the firerate of a 18th century 32-pounder
>>21798832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
>>21798805Pork is haraam and so is Christmas. Both will be banned in the future together with alcohol
>>21799670Go back to bacha bazi-ing kids, Achmed>>21798805>His smile and optimism: hammed
>>21799670Blasphemy. The name of the prophet, mo-HAM-med, even the smallest part, cannot be haraam.
>>21799670LOL all of you flimsy faggots drink and take drugs once you are out of your shitholes
>>21799910This. It's easy to hate what you can't have. If you live in a hot, sandy desert shithole with no air conditioning and no hot blonde babes you can see beyond eyes peeking out, you may hate the luxurious, decadent hedonism that is life in the United States. If all you have to eat is roasted goat meat and unleavened flatbread with amber well water to drink, a big juicy burger with fries and an icy Coke might make you wanna put a Jee-hodd on the West.As an American I really can't relate though. I don't get mad at what I can't have because everything is pretty damn great. And if I want something I can usually apply myself and have it here too.
>>21799659Ai slop
>>21799918Roasted goat is pretty good, I can get that here in America too. Feels good to make the dunecoons seethe
>>21799918>roasted goat meatI've never eaten goat but roast lamb is perhaps the most delicious food in existence.
>>21799640I don't want a woman to sniff my ham
>>21799640God i just imagine plapping my sweaty ballsack on her face. >sniff itI’d be sweating and farting
>>21800045would definitely recommend goat. arabs cook it well but i love the way jamaicans cook it; in that roti dough or in a stew. they really know how to make a good goat curry.lamb's better but goat is still really good
>>21799897*HAMram, as The Prophet (pork be upon him) foretold
>>21800205What kind of person are you to post such a thing? Gross.
