Which should I get? I have a lot of adventuring to do.
>>21800749cheaper than I’d expect for that sort of trash desu
is that Gamestop?
>Deceptive Delight
>>21800749I gave your mom my mystical meat last night after she rolled double 20s
>>21800845That's the vegetarian one but you still think it's just low quality beef and pork.
>>21800749What the hell is an exotic game?
>>21801087pursuing a stripper
>>21800749I wonder what Gary Gygax would think of this.
>>21800786Still too expensive for a meat stick though. I've always hated Michael Ontkean since 'Clara's Heart'. I'd bang JoBeth though. Damn.
>>21800749this reminds me of that "Gamer Grub" they had a long time ago
>>21801267CASHEWS OF CHAOS
>>21801614lmao I wonder how much that shit is marked up
>>21800749>rations are themed by class instead of by raceAbsolutely asinine decision. A Dwarf Wizard and a Dwarf Paladin are going to eat way more similar foods than a Dwarf Cleric and an Elf Cleric.
>>21800749>meat sticksyou niggas know you are eating human flesh but still buy this slop anyway
>>21801667What's wrong with eating human flesh?
>>21801674Not a huge fan of the flavor, tastes too much like pork.
>>21800749I'm not sure I want the word eldritch on my salami.
>>21800749get a DVD
>>21800749>Which should I get?anon... you have failed at the start. adventurers don't ask others what to try. it's like you don't even know what adventure means.buy an ad.
Look at the ingredients before you buy. If it's being sold next to some candy then it's probably some soy, hfcs, and 10% "meat" frankenfood. Just like that Tilamook "meat snack."A protein bar would be healthier.
>>21802026that’s disappointing to hear about tillamook. i’d heard their cheese was good at least
>>21802026You're full of shit. These are superior to anything similar.
>>21802026>TilamookLiterally everything Tillamook is overhyped trash. Their ice cream gets glazed everywhere and it's the same overly aerated skim milk SLOP that every other non-premium brand makes these days. It tastes like it's barely on the edge of being a "frozen dairy dessert" and not even actual ice cream. Their cheese isn't offensive but not particularly good either. It wouldn't surprise me if their meat is the same.
>>21802203
>>21802173>>21802203It's a different Tillamook from the dairy company.>>21802189Read the ingredients.
>>21801643Maybe using your outdated, racist 2014 5e rules, chudThis is the new, inclusive ruleset where your gnome can have +2 strength and your orc can have +2 intelligence, and the same goes for everyone's diet
>>21802265No it isn't. And what is wrong with the ingredients? It's better than Slim Jim or Oberto or Reser's. It's the finest stick at the gas station. I guess you can buy the refrigerated kind from the deli, but that's a special trip. This is the best meat stick at the GAS STATION or my local TAVERN. And I also buy them from the restaurant supply store for home. Show me a better widely available pepperoni stick.
Gay, butt fuck sticks.
>>21802280I will never forgive WotC for getting rid of half-elves
>>21800749That stuff is probably disgusting, but the Bleach soul candy next to it is probably harmless. So cute that they even did that, too.
>>21800749>1 copy die hard 2>1 of those knockoff xbox 360 controllers in the background>1 each of whatever weird pills they have in the backTake the pills, put on Die Hard 2, and use the controller to control Bruce Willis whenever the pills kick in.
>>21800749The soul candy is probably okay but avoid that meat shit.
