What's your go-to amount of pizza rolls? Mine is like 25.
>>2180264130 or 50 (2 small boxes or one normal box) if I open the box I eat them all.
Maybe a cracker's worth of bread and a pitifully small amount of sauce and cheese. There's no substance to them at all, they don't fill you up. No wonder you can eat shfifty five of them at a time and not feel full. It's the ultimate food-like product
25 is a good number. It's about how many you can fit on a large plate in a microwave without crowding them.
I bought a giant bag frozen shiny pork & cabbage dumplings once and it was taking up like 1/3 of my freezer space, and one day when I was hungover I boiled all 40 of them in my stockpot and ate all fucking 40. I almost threw up, but I didn't shit for a day and half and then I shat like 6 times in one day and it literally stunk of cabbage.40 pizza rolls would be a piece o' piss
>>21802641Zero, I don't poison myself with such slop.
for me it's combinationdeep fried of course+ like 20 beers
>>21802678are the pizza rolls:>consumed before the beers>during the beers>after the beers?
>>21802684yes
>>21802684in my case they aren’t consumed at all because I passed out with them in the oven
>>21802641if it fits on the cookie sheet, it goes in the oven.
>>2180264150 or so. The trick when microwaving them is half way thru to bring the bottoms ones to the top, otherwise you get ones that burn like fire and ones that are as cold as ice.
>>21802641for me it's 24
Haven't had them in over 10 years. Have they gone to shit as badly as Totino's pizzas have?
>>21803146Nah they are still quite tasty. Great fuel for long gaming and gooning sessions
>>21803146Worse
>>21802641If you want to step up your game, deep fry then and then toss hidden valley ranch seasoning over it
Fat fuck thread
>>21802654>microwave>>21802948>microwavingDisgusting.
you put them in the circumference of the plate so they microwave more evenly
I’d feel sick before I felt full.
>>21803627Stop looking in the mirror
>>21802641I thought pizza rolls tasted like the pizza crust stuffed with cheese and tomato sauce. I was terribly wrong when I first tried one.It tastes like fucking shit. It doesn’t taste like pizza crust and it also doesn’t even taste like pizza.
>>21803647including your young lady
>>21803618Fuck that, for the true experience you make Mt. Totino and nuke them until some scald your mouth and some are still ice cold.
