ck webm thread
it's another faggot op spams the same ragebait shit as every other shit thread he's ever posted episode
>>21804113Oh my god op fuck off please
>>21804116this woman just ate 5 years worth of mercury in 10 minutes
>>21804114What's her OF?
>>21804160darude sandstorm
>>21804114>>21804116What does it say about society that people can just sit in front of a camera eating and make enough money to live life? Like what the fuck has gone wrong with society?
>>21804439>what has gone wronginternet. the answer is internet.
Meat and Cabbage Pie Recipe.1 onion, cut in half ringsolive oil450g (1lb) ground beef1 carrot, grated1/2 small cabbage, finely choppedSeason with salt and black pepper1/2 tsp garlic powderBatter:5 tbsp sour cream1 tbsp mayonnaise7 tbsp flour2 eggs1 tsp sugar1 tsp salt1 tsp baking powderButter or oil to grease the baking tray
Ingredients.1 Tbsp. olive oil1 lb. lean ground beef*1 medium onion, chopped1 green bell pepper, chopped2 cloves garlic, minced3/4 tsp. salt3/4 tsp. black pepper1 (14.5oz.) can diced tomatoes1 1/2 cups low-sodium beef stock1 cup uncooked white long grain rice**2 Tbsp. tomato paste1 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce1 cup shredded Cheddar, Monterey Jack, or a Cheddar-Jack cheese blend1 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley (optional)
>>21804439It tells me that the entire advertising industry needs to be burned to the ground and everyone complicit in its existence should be deported to the center of the sun.
>>21804439>Like what the fuck has gone wrong with society?you're thinking in reverse.money has no real value, only intrinsic.if we're at a point where you can just live for basically free then the market has in fact 100% fixed itself because now you no longer need to wageslave in order to afford this world.think better, think correctly.
>>21804113Oishii!!
>>21804485This is how you make Applejack, it will give you a hangover that won't kill you but will make you wish it did. I don't know enough of the science behind it, but basically heat distilling kills/removes most of the toxins present, while freezing it like this does not.
>>21804485>Westerners learn how to make kilju
>>21804439The sushi chick is at least doing a challenge and its novel seeing a hot chick eat like a fatty
>>21804571it's methanol/fusils, and it's the evaporation that removes them, not the heat. Proper distillation lowers the concentration of both by at least a bit. From what I read, fruit juices tend to produce more methanol as well, at least compared to grain.
>>21804485>and so and so and so
>>21804469what was that cabbage cutting technique ?
>>21804116Imagine how much money she made filming herself shitting it all out >>21804439
>>21804743where the fuck does this ham planet keep looking? her next snack?
>>21804746doesnt last that long. all these girls are bulimic
>>21804753she's blind
>>21804744i was saddened to find out that she was just ragebaiting and not actually gfving that the her kid
>>21804113>>21804114>>21804116"religion of peace" btw lol. only good thing that region of the world ever gave us was the humble delicious nutritious chickpea
>>21804571>but basically heat distilling kills/removes most of the toxins present,Heat kills bacteria, but your yeast should have eaten all anyway. The thing is that during distillation you throw away the first few ml, which contain a bunch of bad compounds and taste foul anyway.It should be noted that all those compounds are present in beer and wine.
Remember when these threads weren't 90% TikTok ragebait? Yeah me neither
>>21804846I miss egg fort and ja/ck/
>>21804839>It should be noted that all those compounds are present in beer and wine.but much more diluted, nobody gets methanol poisoning from beer and wine
>>21804817>she's blindAnd manages to be a better cook then 90% of /ck/.
>>21804859Yeah. If you chugged enough beer to have methanol poison you'd end up with other problems much sooner.But now that I mention it, I wonder how much beer would have to be consumed to achieve methanol poisoning.
>>21804737fine
>>21804879"Ingestion of as little as 3.16 grams of methanol can cause irreversible optic nerve damage, and the oral LD50 for humans is estimated to be 56.2 grams."- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methanol_toxicity"Red wines will tend to contain more methanol (between 120 and 250 mg/L of the total wine volume) than white wines (between 40 and 120 mg/L of the total wine volume), because of the longer exposure to grape skins during the fermentation."- https://www.bio-conferences.org/articles/bioconf/full_html/2017/02/bioconf-oiv2017_02028/bioconf-oiv2017_02028.htmlSo 12-24 litres of red wine."According to published information on alcoholic fermentation congeners detected in various alcoholic beverages, methanol levels are as follows; beer (1-27 mg/L),[...]"- https://www.ijstr.org/final-print/feb2020/Simultaneous-Gas-Chromatographic-Quantitation-Of-Ethanol-And-Methanol-From-Beer.pdfSo 117-3160 litres of beer.To get an idea of how this wouldn't be physiologically possible: "The maximum stomach volume in adults is between 2 and 4 litres, although volumes of up to 15 litres have been observed in extreme circumstances."- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stomach
>>21804892yeah you'd have water poisoning before methanol is an issue with beer. wine is more likely to cause problems but if you're drinking gallons of wine per day you're going to have issues anyway.wikipedia says the reference dose is .5mg/kg for methanol which means that's the limit where below that you won't have any issues from methanol. that means a couple liters of beer can push a normal weight male around the tipping point, but you're probably more likely to just have headaches and feel crappy rather than any more serious issues.wine seems to be more likely to cause problems. might be partially why people say red wine especially gives worse hangovers.
>>21804745Those braps will be legendary. I'd pay to listen.
>>21804439>What does it say about society that people can just sit in front of a camera eating and make enough money to live life? Like what the fuck has gone wrong with society?you complain about it yet giving it your attention continues the funding
>>21804901>why people say red wine especially gives worse hangovers.Y'know, I've always thought those old wives tales were bullshit. Maybe their is a kernel of truth.
>>21804901>>21804937it's because of the sulfites in red wine apparently. i've seen sulfite-free red wine.
>>21804901The reference dose is for daily exposure over a lifetime; it doesn't mean this is the dose at which you will see a harmful effect - it's an extremely conservative risk management value that is meant to ensure that if a population were exposed to that amount of methanol every single day over their entire life, it would definitely be safe, and even within a reasonable range beyond that we have a very reasonable expectation that it wouldn't cause harm. Methanol toxicity sets in at the gram level. In theory, a heavy alcoholic could drink 8 litres of high-methanol wine and get to the lower ends of methanol poisoning, but even then, we mustn't forget that the beer and wine have far more ethanol than methanol, and the former slows/delays metabolization of the latter, so the methanol could only start having an effect once all the ethanol has been metabolized. In the meantime, much of it will be expelled through urination and even breathing. After, methanol levels would likely not be high enough anymore to cause any harm. So no, you cannot realistically cause methanol toxicity by drinking beer or even wine.
>>21804937>>21805041Red wine and dark spirits in general cause worse hangovers, that's been proven. It's due to a range of reasons, but essentially they contain more nasty substances like tannins, fusel alcohols etc. Sulfites aren't usually the culprit, not enough of them in red wine.
>>21804113>>21804114thank u, india.post bobs n vaganas.
>>21804114nice boobs
>>21804160https://www.manyvids.com/Video/7111007/health-nut-stepmom-vs-krabby-patty-meal
>>21805521Ok coomer
>>21805559Am I supposed to know or care who this lumpy bitch is or what she's saying?
>>21805798its good that you dont know
>>21804485They discovered the old slav classic?
>>21805559>>21805883this is the girl that eats poop
>>21805883>>21805798>oh my days .these chappati with green onions and chutney are so good.>ooo ooo ah ooo>simply loverly.
>>21804859heat distilling concentrates that more than just freezing stuff and introduces toxic metal compounds too.
>>21804439any job that isn't waste disposal is obviously fake
>>21806054Waste creation is necessary for b waste disposal
>>21804745I dont think I could do 9 of those beers. How big are they and how long is an inning?
>>21804114incredible incest content btw
>>21804530I've been off the internet for 3 weeks and saw this. Fucking KEK (and cute)
>>21804745>film yourself drinking the same beer and eating the same hotdog multiple times>look guys I totally ate 9 footlongs and drank 9 tallboys in 3 hours, imagine the braps lol!!>simps give her a ton of money because their oxygen-starved brains don't notice she doesn't look like a bloated drunk mess at the end of it
>>21806324She purges between innings.
>>21804585Freeze distilling is an ancient Western art you fucking bugcel. Stick to your tranime cartoons fag.
>>21804745>9 tall boys and 9 hot dogs in 9 inningsthere's no way this ends well for anyone
>>218047459 American beers are basically like 5 or 6 European beers, so that's not even hard if she drinks every weekend or so (and the hotdogs would also soak up a lot of the alcohol, making it less intense). 9 hotdogs, well, I don't believe she ate them all but that would be pretty substantial.
>>21806324She was cheating too, her bf tried to do 9 dogs and she didnt even get 9 beers
>>21804114Please delete the original as a corrected version has been generated by the Bureau of Bandwidth Efficiency.
>>21806446our beers have lower alcohol because we have to work and drive while drinking them
>>21806409freeze distilling is dangerous because it concentrates methanol in home brew and doing a shot of methanol can ruin your life
>>21804113>webmdoes anyone have one with the guy stretching honeyI remember watching the video a long time ago."16,000 strands of honey WOW"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs
Post ja/ck/ weebums I lost mine
>>21806420It used to be manageable when games could go for 2.5 to 3 hours with the new speed up rules it would be pretty rough.My minor league team does $1 hot dogs and $1 beer on monday, I've thought about getting some friends to film me and maybe post it on instagram
>>21804485>instant blindness in a jarneat!probably illegal!
>>21806701Jack got a lot less fun when I found out he's a closeted homophobic child abuser
>>21806694cheese with the rind on mmmthat's how we do it here in europe all the time
>>21804469mmm lecker
>>21804485We call this "kilju".
>>21806582kek
>>21804585>>21806794>moonshine, usa: :|>moonshine, japan: :O
>>21806814kilju isn't japanese
>>21804116There's a man attached to her anus sucking the tuna out as she eats it, cheater
Kilju isn't frozen.
>>21806866mmm methanol
>>21806814>moonshine finland :DDDD::DDD::D:DD:DDD
>>21806711Idk that's kinda funny in an ironic way
>>21806711just like your mum.
>>21806886Methanol is made from wood not sugar.
>>21806989all alcohol fermentation produces some methanol. that's why in distilling they discard the heads and tails.
>>21807666Even on /ck/ i get reminded of the downfalls of being bald.
>>21806284>I don't think I could do 9 beers>how long is an inning?Absolutely and without question ngmi, kid
>>21804485Or I can buy the cheapest vodka from a store which will be like 40% alcohol and definitely not kill me.
>>21804469>>21804480>>21808119> why fry and brown mince for maximum flavor when you can just boil it to death
>>21806284They are 24oz and an inning can range from 10 min to 30 min. Current games are much faster, about an hour shorter than they were just a few years ago. No fucking way is she pulling that off.
>>21806446Having spent plenty of time in Europe. Ost of their beer is not that strong and many smaller brands in the US are just as strong. Not to mention she's pressing 24oz beers. So she is basically drinking a gallon and a half. A chick that size would have issues even drinking a gallon and a half of any beer.
>>21808238see >>21806385
>>21806694>that fork in the cheese>that knife>that handJa/ck/ is the gift that keeps on giving
>>21808387laughing at stroke victims isn't cool anon
>>21808459I’m a victim of stroking myself every day and that shi is funny af
>>21808470ok now it's funny
>>21808113is beating meat necessary?
>>21809107Yes, you should beat your meat every single day
happy new year lads :)
>>21808989It looks good but I'm way too lazy to do shit like this. Anything involving more than 3 or 4 ingredients and I'm out. I would just buy store made meatballs and sauce em up real good and throw on some cheese
>>21809361
>>21804116This is extremely sexy for some reason
>>21804116fake nails are unhygienic and gross
>>21804114Yet another retarded woman who doesn't know how to properly hold a fork.
>>21806995>>21806886its only dangerous during distilling though. its why they joke about bad moonshine making you go blind. youre never going to have that happen during wine making
>>21804745Doyers marketing 125% paid her to make this in the hopes of baiting retards into dropping 300 dollars on Bud Light and microwaved Oscar Meyer franks.
>>21805559>the 'titty shame' hunchgrim
how does he get out
>>21809769the extent to which indians overcooks eggs really upsets me.
>>21809767he has to watch all the webms
>>21804439>has gone wrongPeople have always been like this. People have always looked for entertainment in weird things. That why freak shows were a circus staple for so long. And frankly this stuff is mild compared to some other historic stuff like cock fights or fox tossing
>>21804439Honestly, that's utopian. You can survive without toil and labor? That's a fucking great society. If we can get everyone there, maybe we'll find peace.
>>21809405Hot pockets would give you more value for your dollar.
>>21805915KEK
>>21804745She would've been muffin-topping big time towards the end of that video.
>>21807666I fucking hate ecelebs. I would love to see this whore beheaded
>>21809813the hard work still exists, the jobs just get exported to the third world (or the third worlders are imported in to do the jobs that can't be exported).in reality, it's a case of those who have climbed the ladder pulling it up behind themselves so nobody else can follow them.
>>21808459Jack gave himself a stroke for your entertainment.
>>21804746I'd watch that
>>21809969that's a nifty little twine trick
>>21806602Wrong. Methanol is a natural byproduct of fermentation, it is in wines and beers ect. The trouble comes when you're distilling a fermented mash. Methanol has a lower boiling point than ethanol so it comes out of the still first. If you collect that and take a shot you are in trouble. But the cure for Methanol is Ethanol so as long as the ratio is low small amounts of Methanol isn't a big deal, as in, as long as what you're freezing wasn't high in Methanol to begin with you're fine
>>21809977>But the cure for Methanol is EthanolThis is untrue. Ethanol is used as a treatment for methanol poisoning in some cases because the ethanol will "push" the methanol out of the system and replace it.What's more, distillers throw away the first cuts of distillation, the ones with high methanol content. You can't do that with freezing distillation. The big problem with high proof home distillation is that the people doing it are idiots and will knock back a glass of 180 proof to prove they are Real Men who can take their liquor. So they are downing a huge dose of methanol all at once.
>>21809984>Ethanol is used as a treatment for methanol poisoningCure probably wasn't the best word but I stand by what I said
>>21809991Fair enough.
>>21809998Is that from the channel with the guy who bakes whole containers of ready made dough? (e.g. entire tubes of pillsbury cinnamon rolls and grands) I'm still waiting for the pie crust episode or something insane.
>>21804485>millenials discover fermentation
>>21810021>CasualCookingBurgers Pizza and Hotdogs have been done.
>>21804743is she showing him her tits in the beginning
>>21810145Probably gotta keep the romance alive anon
>>21804113
>>21810197Love this webm
>>21809969Is there a part 2 where it's actually cooked?
>>21809969It's fucking RAW
>>21804439GANG WEED
>>21810233>Uncut, sped up a bit.
>>21810284Why the fuck make the hotpocket one?
>>21809891Calm down achmed
>>21806694how many strokes has Jack had so far? I've honestly lost track. 3? 4?
>>21808113wtf is that giant black spot on her hand?
>>218103915https://jakatak69.com/index.php/The_strokes
>>21804113Weirdly enough, I bet it's because "he" is brown
>>21808113Is this what they learn in those "learing" centers?>>21808119
>>21810413>can't walk well from not one, but two blown achilles tendons AND nerve damage>can't use his right arm>legally blind in one eye>can't swallow slopit's like his body is doing literally everything it physically can to stop him from downing slop, he can't drive to restaurants to get it, he can't use one of his arms to cook it, he can't even walk to restaurants to order it, but he still fucking downs slop like it's no big deal.
>>21808113This just makes me want them gone even more.
>>21810303He talks for 5 seconds @1:05, not good with no audio? And it's not worth splicing it.
>>21810284why don't people want to buy chicken legs anyway?but at $5 for a big bulk pack while every other kind of meat keeps getting more and more retardedly expensive i'm hardly complaining
>>21809754for a sec i thought it was going to be an ostrich balut
>>21810058There is literally nothing crispy about Krispy Kreme. It's underbrowned chem slop for the underbrowned-chem-slop consumer.If your donut isn't at least as well-baked as pic related (and/or insist it needs powdered sugar instead of caster/fine, and/or insist it needs a hole), you are functionally retarded and should be extracted from the gene pool feet first into a woodchipper.
>>21810998
>>21810998Speaking of a need for a wood chipper, anyone that blasphemies against the absolute best doughnut ever made needs to be lowered feet first, slowly into said chipper’s hopper. Krispy Kreme Is the best thing ever and you are a retard.
>>21811224I want to know what mental deficiencies are responsible for needing to touch all the water as you pour it.
>>21811225maybe his hands are dirty from something else and he's using this water to rinse them outor breaking up the stream before it falls into the machine, maybe it splatters a lot otherwise.idk i'm just spitballing here.
>>21806446This is stupid. I've been frustrated at the weak beer in Europe visiting from America. We have an insane variety of 7%-11% beers here anywhere you go, whereas only Belgium seems to want to make strong beer in Europe. Everything else in Europe is various forms of ~4.5% lager.
>>21811225the bacteria from the hand marinates the chicken
>>21811252I could believe the hand washing if it was just one or two splashes, but it’s literally every pour. Also that implies a different mental deficiency where he knows he needs to wash his hands, but refuses to do so with soap (which they probably get for free in aid).
>>21804480Ugh, undrained grease from obviously fatty ground beef, then not even browned before adding onions and peppers. Why worchestershire and parsley with a mexican cheese topping? Try better.
>>21804892this.Loads of dead tourists around the world when cheap locals refilled their hotel and restaurant booze bottles with homemade moonshine.
>>21810413>pros: Jack can no longer make videos>cons: Jack can no longer make videos
>>21811252first time surebut FOURTH?
>>21809754What's the point of using such big eggs just to chop them up into a salad?
>>21811225My guess it's a combo of wanting the water splashed around and liking the feel of water splashing off his hand.
>>21811444What is he like 2 years old? Christ.
>>21811451Do you never do things because they are enjoyable?
>>21804571Freeze "distillation" does not separate fractions out (other than some water) so it really just concentrates all the potential fusil alcohols/methanol/congeners alongside the ethanol. Heat distillation is not entirely safe from methanol being in the "ethanol" fraction but the "heads" are usually discarded anyway
>>21804879You couldn't anyway, as the ethanol would "outweigh" it concentration wise, and ethanol is basically already the "cure" for methanol poisoning
>>21804745yeah I don't believe she consoomed all of that, she literally would have a preggo belly at the end of the video. taking a sip/bite 9 times isn't convincing, if she can actually do it she should record the whole thing and speed it up
>>21804892The kinetics of this are basically impossible with anything other than spirits anyway (maybe dodgy wines, but they're almost certainly going to have much higher EtOH>>>MeOH concentration), due to ethanol competitively inhibiting methanol "uptake"/metabolisation
>>21809891Hey Assmongo is not a whore
>>21809969I wish I could digest bone
>>21804527I don't have a vagina though so I'm locked out from making free money.
>>21811466Good point.
>>21811429For the views. Dont you know how this internet shit works yet?
>>21811225look at the left side, water is constantly draining out of the machine. If he just poured it in, a lot of the water would just go in without coating the chickens, but putting his hand in the way spreads the water around and ensures that it'll at least partially coat the chicken with every pour.
>>21811615If he poured it off-center it would directly hit the chickens as they passed by
>>21811620Shit you're right, now that I think about it though, maybe it's to stop the blood and feathers from gumming up the sides? Pouring it straight into the bottom wouldn't get all of the crap higher in the machine.
>>21811625Is there any real reason to care about what's happening higher up? He only needs to wash the bottom part and can take care of the rest later.I think the other anon was right, it's just a hot day and the water feels nice being poured over his hand.
>>21811507You say that but men being just as lazy make still more money as surrogate dads watching the newest tiktok their audience of children wants them to react to
>>21806694what are the odds that ja/ck/ eats the cheese with the plastic wrap?also did he get another stroke?
>>21811628the water is to wash the feathers off the chickens and flush the feathers out of the machine. decent chicken plucking machines have a hose attachment and you just plug your garden hose directly into it. this must be a cheap machine or maybe even a home made machine. my neighbor made one in his garage.
>>21804164kek'd
>>21806794>kiljuUh, based??
>>21806711Oh man didn't realize Jack was in the Epstein files
>>21812293>radio DJ living in CaliforniaHardly shocking.
>>21812478Oh my god what happened to Jack?Why is he on a scooter?
>>21804114Good morning i hate women
>>21810412Advanced negrosis.
>>21812770'Cuz he's got the 3rd stroke and he can't
>>21806701Why did he not have a right arm for most of the video?
>>21812478>eating a bowl of ketchup and a bowl of mayoyou know what, Lord? just take him. he's cooked.
>>21804833he's a hindu you tard
>>21810197i always expect these two to kiss at the end of the webm
>>21814094i don't
>>21812944>3rd5th*
>>21804439india
>>21805917i beg your pardon?
>>21814244I pardon your begging
>>21814236Right, it was actually 4th at the time of recording of the video. The inclusion of the first stroke is somewhat of a recent addition (at least to me).
>>21813052It's paralized after 5 strokes.
>>21808986>kidneysThese always taste like pee no matter how much you wash them, like how chitlins always have the taste of poo. Literally only good for dogfood.
>>21809998>DONT SUCK OUT ALL THE CHIPS THIS TIME!
>>21804743>we have ethnic food at home
>>21807666>>21807727Great googley moogley he’s ugly. Being bald is not his problem, would look better if he cut his hair. Or brushed it.It’s his whole essence and the combination of tiny, beady eyes, caveman forehead, and weak chin
>>21804743this is as trad as ron jeremy
>>21808113I've made this exact dish in my dorm after coming home drunk
>>21814898>always taste like peeI assume you've never tasted them because this isn't remotely true.
I'm so damned horny
The raped.
>>21815303just fuck your mom, that's what I do and it works fine.
>>21814976you gotta do a buffet if you date the 0.0001% competitive eater baddie>>21815028Its a monogamous married couple anon
>>21815812That’s still like 90% cleaner and more hygienic than most HUHWITE people eating.
>>21815812at least he's using his hands to eat it himself instead of make it for others, still looks disgusting though.
>>21806705You only go blind due to alcohol adulturated with methanol. Methanol is added to industrial/scientific grade ethanol so that buyers don't have to pay extra tax due to it being undrinkable. Thus it is cheaper and used by bad/desperate people.
>>21804116This is a man
>>21804469That’s a cake.
>>21815938methanol is a natural byproduct of fermentation. distillation helps remove methanol from ethanol through the "head" of the distillation as it evaporates at a lower temperature than ethanol.
>>21804113eat it
>>21809606I’m too lazy to look it up but I think they discard the heads because methanol has a low boiling point than ethanol. I think they discard the tails because of impurities and bad taste
>>21810948there are no deals on meat. chicken legs are cheap because you’re paying for skin and bones
>>21808207I hope you're not suggesting anyone is doing that in the videos.
>>21809405You have to do a lot of work to make Lunchables pizza edible.
>>21810058That's just stupid and pointless. As if those pastries aren't already just fat and dough, let's add some fat and dough.
>>21810916Gross! Why is he celebrating himself without shame??
>>21810948They're less than a dollar a pound where I live. Sweet deal if you're looking to save on meat.>>21816210Bullshit. The ones the sell in bulk are often from the birds filled with hormones so they're almost unnaturally meaty. Like ridiculously large. Depends on the batch though, I've seen smaller ones now and then. The calories are in the fat, which is the skin. And chicken bones are super light. You're not making an argument that works. There are lots of deals on meat. Pork shoulder (very fatty), pork loin (very lean), whole chickens, legs and thighs, and livers are always cheap. And keep an eye out for sales on better cuts.
>>21812708>fool their peopleMarrow would cost so much more than butter. WTF?
>>21814898Wrong.
>>21815812The texture of all of that is disgusting. The foamy pliability of the brown steaming jiggly stuff, the fucking dripping slime of whatever is in that bowl. GROSS.
>>21816309eh the stuff in the bowl looks alright honestly . . .but that rubbery steaming pile of sludge is absolutely revolting
>>21814216Jesus Christ
>>21810197Its nice to see married people cooking together>picunrel
>>21810998>There is literally nothing crispy about Krispy Kreme.There doesn't need to be, thats just their catchy name, still the best doughnut.
6½ Qt potVegetables:2 Yellow Onions( if it is small, please put three), 3 cups5-6 carrots( depending on size), 3 cups2 bell pepper( I prefer other color pepper than green. I think green has less flavor), 3 cups1 zucchini( optional)-I like zucchini, 3 cupsa bunch of celery( I chop inside stalks. as for outside stalks, I cut it from both ends and leave center stalks to eat raw as snack), 3 cups1/2 head of cabbage( if you like cabbage, put whole head. but be careful. it increases volume of soup enormously) or more. 5 cups 1 bunch of spinach including stem( or just use a bag of spinach) or Kale with no stem, 5 cups1-2 tbs of minced garlic, optional1/2 to one bunch of cilantro or parsley, optional 28 oz of canned tomatoes, whole, crushed, or any kindvegetarian bouillon(2-3 cubes) or better than bouillon(3tbs)8 cups of waterSpices2 teaspoons of cumin powder2 teaspoons of turmeric powder2 Tablespoons of 21 spice mix or if you do not have, supplement with Italian seasoningfreshly ground black pepper( if you have it, otherwise, just black pepper) Salt, to taste1-2 tbs neutral oilcayenne pepper powder(1/2 teaspoon or less, depending on your preference), optionalpaprika powder( 1 teaspoon)
>>21811340>375 degrees Celsius Jesus Christ
>>21812770He'll be "cookng" by giving some mouth breather protégé directions from an iron lung and having them pour the slop directly in his mouth at the end before you know it
>>21816284>Sweet deal if you're looking to save on bones and skin.
>>21816300Rage bait
>>21814216If anyone at home is wondering, the problem in this video is that the knife isn't sharp enough. Sharper knife = they don't have to press as hard = the carrot doesn't want to roll as much.
>>21811340>700°F
>>21814216I kept waiting for her to lose a fingertip.
>>21816698They used to serve Is something like this at the hospital as punishment
>>21816804all you need to do is stab the carrot and then pull the knife downdoesnt matter how sharp it isor chop it in two then slice vertically
>>21806305qrd
>>21810535Well he can always order food/grocery delivery
>>21815812Browns were a mistake
>>21806694As soon as I saw that knife I knew it was basedboy jack
>>21816671"that's the hottest sauce there is??"
>>21815812At least he's wearing a decent sweater.
>>21816279It's a fetish thing. Not exclusive to guys either mind you>t. this is my fetish. it was MADE for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F16q9zQ06uI
>>21814216
>>21817512>21817512
>>21817327
>>21817402Oh baby
>>21816210i've done the calculations, accounting for bones and skin (which only accounts for like a third of the total mass at best) and it's still like half the cost of chicken thighs or breast in terms of pure meat
>>21817566Mochiibabii (pic), Stuffy Bunny (vid), Inkiighost, Laura Fatty, Kebabqueen, Hazukix00, wooncoco1/benya_pby, Phat_Ass_Phoebe. Enjoy, that should have you going for a bit
>>21804686>>21804839>>21811458There is absolutely no methanol or other "toxins" when brewing from pure sugar like in the vid.
>>21817631This is patently false.
>>21809107You'll learn the value of beating your meat when you're a married old fart with three kids and a psychotic bipolar wife...
>>21815812He doesn't even chew, wtf
>>21816180The chance of getting methanol from a non-distilled sugar wine is non-existent.If he was distilling it, aging it in wood, or using fruits with pectin it could be a problem, but this way is safe as pure sugar can't be fermented to methanol with champagne yeast. It's like worrying about methanol from home brewing beer.
>>21817631Wrong, you'll always get SOME methanol as an "error" in the respiration cycle of yeasts. "Clean" sugar is usually the best way to minimise byproducts though yes
>>21812149>FYITHIS IS COW SHIT.
>>21818444Trips of slop checked. I find it disturbing that some cunt considers this actual cooking rather than basic combination of preprocessed slop.
>>21814898I don't know how kidneys taste, but I remember the extremely disgusting smell in the house when my dad cooked pig kidneys. You're right about chitlins. I went to France last month and ate andouillette. Rarely do foods make me gag but this one did.
>>21809969I bought a whole chicken and realized my knives aren't sharp enough to debone it without making a mess of everything.
>>21814976>bros if you took this chink on a sushi date thinking shed eat a few rows but then ults with gluttonous void what are you doing?Letting herself stuff as full as she can so I can fondle her gut afterwards and then fuck the burps out of her.
>>21819126those egg sandos are fucking nice, god i miss the conbini food in Japan, and the food in generalif i had a ton of money i'd fucking pewdipie and move there as well
>>21815812Eating poop with a side of shit is crazy
>>21819128why
>>21819226SOCIAL MEDIA CLOUT
>>21819180Cool it with the anti-German sentiment.
>>21819235It's anti-canadian though
>>21819129wouldn't it have more of an effect to take the laxatives after eating?
>>21819271Poop is a German obsession.
>>21817844food that vile you swallow as fast as possible
>>21804439>and make enough money to live life?I'd be happy to just break even with the food I eat.
>>21819127>babe lets bring out the Styrofoam public school trays
>>21804116Imagine how solid and firm her poop would be after eating all that protein Probably smell delightful too
>>21819738based
>>21806705It's funny when people pretend to know how something works.
>>21812708The spin on this confuses me and seems totally out of place. Isn't this just someone making rendered beef tallow?
>>21821013Yes. It is rage bait.
