Me Din DinsRoast Pork with crackling and apple sauce, Gratin Dauphinois potatoes, sausagemeat stuffing balls, honey roasted parsnips, broccoli and cauliflower.Fuck me lads. Bosh.
>>21804768Possibly one of my greatest Din Dins. Pork was in the oven for three and a half hours this afternoon whilst I watched the Darts World Championship and African Cup Footy.Was falling apart when I was cutting it, very tender.
dindins anon you are on a generational run this Xmas
>>21804768>>21804774Hi Din Dins, me have not eat today. Your pork make me very hungry. Hope you had great Christmas. I very excited for your new years feast, hope it good one
>>21804810Can't promise anything yet mate. Think I'm going to be out boozing tomorrow and Wednesday.
Looking rather mid. As is typical of the British, "roasted" seems to mean "put in the oven for 5 minutes and allowed to warm" as opposed to cooked.It's not illegal to cook things properly.
>>21804768If you roast cauliflower in honey, you should damn well expect it to caramelize. Then you add some sliced almonds or similar and it's quite nice. Again, I don't know how someone is dumb/lazy enough that they go through the trouble of doing all the prep work for a dish and then just not fucking cooking it.You literally have NO color on the cauliflower, and guarantee it tastes like microwave-steamed vegetable with warm honey. Fries are undercooked and yet, somehow, the meat has been OVERCOOKED.How the fuck do you pull that off?
>>21804768Potatoes clearly were put directly into the oven without a lid or foil to cover and then removed when the top baked too quickly, resulting in the bottom not being finished.Again, do you just not plan at all? Not think?>let me prep Dauphinois potatoes>ok now that's done I'm going to haphazardly scorch and undercook it while ignoring any semblance of a recipeThe thinking there being...? Really just use your brain if you have one. You don't need to under and overcook everything by having no plan to execute a dish in sequences.Really just sad and anyone who says it looks 'amazing' is hungry and needs to re-evaluate. It still gets a WOULD... but barely. This is like passing with the lowest possible grade. Personally I wouldn't have posted this to /ck/.
>>21805071>Fries are undercooked and yet, somehow, the meat has been OVERCOOKED.He said they were parsnips, though.My issue was apples and honey vegetables both. I'd want one less sweet item, and something savory or tart for balance, maybe a nice bitter or sour chutney.
>>21805077Fries are the cut, not the vegetable. I could have said parsnip fries probably.Yeah the meal is unbalanced and it doesn't look like the apple sauce has been prepared right either. I'd agree with your 2nd assessment. Maybe tart cherries or cranberries, something along those lines. Overall just too much sugar and not enough contrast either in the serving temperatures or the flavor composition.
>>21804768You are missing a mason jar of milk.
>>21805088>Fries are the cut, not the vegetableNice back-peddling cope.The parsnips are roasted in an oven - not fried.Your total critique is just envious BS.
>>21805269Lmao I cook circles around OP. If I wanted to embarrass him, I could.Rather, these threads are just mid so either he needs to git gud and start posting more interesting stuff, or stop posting.
>>21805273Rubbish.Your multitude of criticism is wrong on so many levels, you haven't a clue what you are talking about.It's just you making excuses to complain, I hope you are not American . . .we have all seen your feeble anaemic slop at Thanksgiving.
>>21804768looks banging
>>21805067the broccoli is obviously not roasted you pseud retard
>>21804768Nice
>>21805071>the meat has been OVERCOOKED.You have never roasted pork have you?stop trying to pretend you know anything about cooking, you clearly don't.
>>21804768>boshDo you think that means something? Fucking Jeet faggot. "Lads"? Do you think saying that makes you actually British? Go back to India you street-shitting incel cunt.
>>21804768>>21805695This thread is proof positive the UK government is doing the right thing by genociding its natives, they're a miserable whiny lot only capable of treachery, alcoholism and depressive self hatred. The world would be better off without Angl*s.
>>21804768a fine meal, indeed.
>>21804768looks liek shit, fuck off
