Back at my grocery store for more quality take-and-bake pizza! Mmmm.
quantity discounts on greasy, high glycemic load slop should be illegal
>>21806341I've only tried three such pizzas. One was bad and not worth buying again, one was okay but not worth getting if not for its value proposition, and one was the best pizza I've ever had.
>>21806360fuck off Bjork, go eat fermented shark or something like that instead
>>21806442itadakimasu
>>21806341Why would I need a pizza to be "airy"?
>>21806341I dont know who keeps posting this hyvee spam buts its gone far enough
I got a Giuseppe's 3-meat with stuffed crust I'm saving for NYE.
>>21806830Its a matter of desirability.A fluffy sourdough Focaccia crust is highly desirable.
>>21806360do you not exercise? a pie is like 2000kcal to 3000kcal. burn it off with a couple of cardio sessions.
>>21806341>Italian flag logo The fucking disrespect
>>21807616agreed. italian "pizza" is just bread with red sauce and a couple splotches of cheese, sometimes even a leaf.
>>21807627The leaf is the best part.
>>21807378But there’s a helpful smile in every aisle.
>>21806341That looks pretty awful. I am opposed to the pellets of italian sausage like that.I'm sure I'd be miles happier with storebought dough and my own cheese and toppings instead for like only $1-2 more. I often make calzones and cook them on my pizza stone, it's not even 2 minutes of prep that I would do while putting away the groceries and preheating the oven.
>>21806361Very true, lol. I don't count this local place who will half bake a pizza in their stone ovens for takeout even.
>>21806341>Mmmm.
>>21806341I want one
>>21808023>onenice try fatty
>>21806341This is not food.
I buy cheap pizzas then load them up with extra toppings and cheese. Made this just before it's a supreme pizza with extra onions and tomatoes and extra cheesh.Protip - microwave the pizza for a few minutes till the cheese softens before you put it in the oven.
>>21806360>gLyCeMiC lOaDDamn I'm not sure what's more retarded, you for not understanding how glycemic load works or you for being such a pussy you can't handle food.
>>21808621You can't do that.It won't cook right if you do that! You can't do that!
>>21810420Try it. You can stack them fat and then they cook in 10 minutes if you microwave them first. Microwave cooks the centre of the food and less time in the oven the crust stay soft in the centre it's sooo good instead of it coming out like a granite tile.
>>21807919Didn’t they employ armed guards at one point lol
>>21806459>qwerty keyboard with umlauthuh
>>21809939convincing stuff
>>21806459ditt rövhål smakar jordgubb din hud smakar mjölk och vanilj ditt bajs smakar chokladmousse dina fisar luktar marabou schweizernöt din andedräkt luktar bakteriefyllt och starkt, lite som en dyr ost vill slita av dig strumporna och gräva ner ansiktet i dina fuktiga och möra fotsulor jag vill dofta på din vidriga andedräkt dina pruttar är guld värd din blöja läcker vill trycka ner min hand i din hals och få dig att spy och bada i din pojkbögspya och dricka det, dricka ditt illaluktande bögsaliv, smeka din bystiga fettokropp, suga på dina saftiga bleka knottriga bögbröst pussa dig på pannan och munnen och lukta på ditt hår vill bara knulla dig sötis breva bild på din kropp
>>21806459the little boy...
>>21806830so you can breathe
Swedish men are so fucking hot
>>21806341>Hy-vee
>>21813020hello darling
>>21813028He doesn't look Swedish. Looks like a brown chud.
åt en påse gott & blandat och delicatos veganska rapsdammsugare med smak av mint mår skit pga all socker och raps och annat kommer ha värsta bögandedräkten imorgon när jag vaknar
>>21806341places that require you to sign up for a card for sales are cancer.
>>21813043That’s basically every grocery store now though.
>>21814452Not here in Michigan.
>>21806341Who eats shit like this? Boomers?
>>21808621>Protip - microwaveIncredible species
>>21816434Sometimes people get off work and just want to throw a pizza in the oven, and these taste better than the frozen section ones
>>21806341WHERE THERE’S A HELPFUL SMIIIIILEIN EVERY AIIIIISLE
>>21806341>MIA italianlmao
