>healthier>tastier>just as easy to makeif you're a poorfag that wants a $1 meal, why would you pick ramen over beans?
Lack of knowledge, especially around the preparation of beans.
to avoid someone standing up in the middle of the movie and telling the entire theatre that I'm eating beans nigga
>>21810607because sometimes I want ramen and not beans
>>21810657/thread
>>21810607Why are all the threads here made by retarded British people?
if youre poor and not cooking with dried beans, lentils, rice and such you are an absolute moron.learn how to be poor correctly
Dried beans take hours of soaking and those are what make $1 meals so not easyPremade beans are easy but are not $1 meals and usually disgusting either for sugar slop or just unsanitary feeling and tasting if plainBeans are fine if you're white and expect the winter on a genetic level so you can plan for a meal hours ahead of timeIf any of this doesn't answer your inane question, consult a dictionary for the term suicide and do as it says
>>21810682A can of beans is less than a dollar
>>21810682stop being such a drama queen.beans can be cooked in a pressure cooker in an hour. A large batch can be made and used for various meals throughout the week. Thats one hour a week and thats just cook time. not active time. And sure, $1 meal is an exaggeration.But honestly, not by much.
>>21810682Furthermore soaking isnt required. Even if it was it doesnt take much time or effort to dump a bag of beans into a bowl of water.And whats this shit about it being hard to plan ahead for a meal? Planning for a meal is a normal thing people do. its not hard. you just put the fucking beans in the water. thats it. Why are you trying to make "oh yeah, im making beans tomorrow" sound like a luxury most cant afford? In short, you sound like a whinny bitch
>>21810607this nigga eatin beans
>>21810757I fucking knew it
im more of a peaner desu honest
ramen pro tip: you can crack an egg into to add protein and make it more authetnic
>>21810754They dont need soaked? What if I just cook them in saucepan?
>>21810682>Dried beans take hours of soaking and those are what make $1 meals so not easyHow would you feel if you hadn't soaked your beans this morning?
>>21810607ramen don't torment my innards for 4 days after I eat them
>>21810809no, they dont. Soaking can reduce cook time a little but not much. You can cook them in a sauce pan it just takes a couple more hours
>>21810668>I-I-I'm obsessed with the British>M-m-must talk about the BritishC-c-can't sleep, thinking about the British
>>21810610You can just get a can of ready to eat baked beans, which still only amounts to a few cents.Just heat them up (optional).Ramen simply is a meme, and millions of college students fell for it.
>>21810682I can get baked beans for a little more than 50 Cents and those only have 3.2 g of sugar per 100 g.
>>21810668We don't mistakenly call them ramen, we call them noodles.
>>21810829Sounds like your digestive tract is fucked from only eating hyper processed foods.
>>21810607I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to beans. What can I do?
>>21810607>123kcals per 100 grams>noodles are 104kcals per 100g>nutrient differencethey seem alright. i will start using them instead of noodles. thanks, anon
>>21810809Soaking and rinsing them helps them not make you fart up a storm but it's not necessary for cooking.
>>21810981can't you just discard the water you cooked them in?
they dont really sell English style baked beans in the US and American baked beans are less healthy than ramen
>>21811005surely the british are combining the 2
>>21811005Heinz beans are British beans and you can get them everywhere. Retard. You can also buy low sodium beans and no added sugar baked beana. They're in the organic section. Also you can just buy low sodium red/chickpea/white beans and add dash spice or whatever sauce you want to the opened can.
>>21810682>if you're white and expect the winter on a genetic level so you can plan for a meal hours ahead of timepossibly the Whitest thing i've read on here in a while
>>21811029I have never seen heinz beans for sale at any grocery store
>>21810799just dont mix it, goes hella weird. poach them Shakshuka style.>>21810607best upgrade is slicing an onion pole 2 pole and frying, optionally with bacon. thats only an extra ~£0.30 for the onion
>>21811042
>>21810624Kek he didn't stand doebeit
>>21810959Holy esl
>>21811039where do you live?are you sure you even looked?
>>21811076yes I have looked. they dont sell them at Walmart, Weis, Aldi, or Sam's Club. I live in Pennsylvania far from any major city.
>>21810607>healthiereating is healthy, not eating is not healthy.stop with the dead meme of "healthy food".all food is healthy.>tastierabsolutely not.>just as easy to makeeasier to make, but not as good.
>>21811106yuo arent even autistic enough to make sense"healthier" implies a comparison. And its also all relative.Yes if you are deficient in salt (unlikely), or just need calories to survive than sure ramen is "healthy" but saying one isnt healthier than the other because "all food is healthy" is just retarded.ill break this down even more for your small mindRamen: calories and too much saltBeans: calories plus nutritional valuetell me one isnt healthier than the other
>>21810809>What if I just cook them in saucepan?I'd rather you hit yourself in the face with a red hot saucepan.
>>21810960Wrong, I make everything myself from scratch up to and including condiments
>>21811029>Heinz beans are British beans and you can get them everywhere. RetardNo The heinz beans sold to the British are different to American beans - RETARD.
>>21811337I live in Florida, and the Caribbean likes british Heinz beans (tomato base, no pork fat), so there is a little indian-british-jamaican import area. They aren't in the usual beans section. You would have to know they are imported and a different formula. It's where I find the major grey's chutney, pickled onions for cocktails, crunchie bars and licorice allsorts.
>>21811278Then why is your body unable to handle a bit of fibre?
>>21811381it's just beans that do that, I'm fine with the other sources of fibercranky-ass bitch
>>21811337>>21811355>Product is changed slightly to appeal more to local demographic and use local ingredients to save moneyWOW
>>21810747It's really not though. I bought a 20 pound bag of beans for less then $20. A pound of dried beans is a shit load of beans. 40 tortillas for $4 at wally world. Half a block of $2 cheese. I can make 2 large bean and cheese burritos for less then $1 which is enough for 1 piggy or 2 human sized portions. Even salsa doesn't have to be expensive. At my wally world under the $4 medium bottles is a huge plastic pourer that's at least 3-4x as large for $8.>>21810981But then you're getting rid of the best part! The flatulence is a feature not a bug.
>>21811405fair enough. it really depends on whether or not you buy in bulk and whether r not extra ingredients are involved but yeah, a filling, nutritious meal brought to you by Beans is absolutely doable for less than $1
>>21810607>>tastierThis is the extreme point of contention
>>21811518I mean, just eating a can of beans on its own is not as tasty as ramen. But add a little cheese and some hot sauce? Now you're cookin'. Fry 'em up inside of a corn tortilla? Ooh baby!
>>21811518because you cant cook for shit you damned dirty ape
>>21810977You're welcome
>>21811547What exactly are you putting into a can of beans that makes it tastier than ramen while remaining easier and more convenient?
>>21811627NTA but there's endless variety when it comes to ready made bean cans that shouldn't be more than $2I'm sure there's something you'd like. I like sweet flavors.
>>21811728>bro just eat cans of baked beans it's better than ramen
>>21811627look if your only concern is ease and convenience you can dump that ramen packet (because its literally just seasoning and lowest possible quality "noodles") onto some beans so you can get some actual nutrition with your salt overload.
>>21810607>poverty mealsDo anons really poor like this?
>>21811793>look if your only concern is ease and convenienceAnon the whole point of this thread is proclaiming the absolute superiority of beans over ramen and I am just getting the straight poop on the subject. I don't even dislike beans, I eat them all the time but I think the premise of the thread is fundamentally flawed
>>21811745If we're talking about the $1 sodium bricks of ramen, then yea i think warm beans are better especially when made with pork lol
>baked beansfuckload of refined sugar
>>21811814it really sounds like you dislike beans.I think the disconnect may be that you think ramen is food
>>21811386The magical fart compound in beans is fibre.If beans make you fart uncontrollably you either can't handle fibre, or you didn't cook them properly (which shouldn't even be a thing with canned beans).Third option: You're a genetic bottle neck.
>>21811904I said nothing about farting
>>21810757He's eating your mom's bean with his big black cock
>>21811839overly sweet beans are bad beans.you can make delicious, saucy baked pork & beans that is relatively low in sugar. You put as much or as little sugar as you want. This is a cooking forum, do any of you cook, or we just opening canshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lG3cahWNJA
>>21811847No you're wrong>>21811820No you're wrong
>>21811953sorry i'm just uhh... gonna make some other food lol
>>21810675Lenny's a fucking Engineer. Where does his salary go? He got no kids, nuh uh
>>21812038>Drives away in his beat up Civic with broken spoilers and a muffler mod.Got rice bitch, got rice?I know your type. clocked you soon as security came to ban your shit-hole car taking up precious valet space.
>>21812064check my baiku
>>21811116>"healthier" implies a comparison. And its also all relativeyou clearly can't read.how does healthy compare to healthy, jackass?stop with the meme.there is no such thing as one food that is healthier than another food.
>>21810827
>>21812840>how does healthy compare to healthywow.no, its one food compared to another not healthy compared to healthy. I already gave an example. Ramen has no nutritional value and can easily push you over a healthy amount of daily salt. Like i aid, unless you desperately need salt and/or calories there is nothing healthy about ramen.which food is healthy is relative. do you understand the word "relative"?
>>21812906furthermore, you fucking troglodyte, too much of one food can be very unhealthy. some foods can be poisonous in excessive amounts. Some fish contain mercury Also, if all foo is healthy than is it healthy to eat several whole large pizzas every day? fucking idiot
>>21810607You can cook ramen in the bean sauce.
>>21813645now youre thinkin with beans
>>21810682Just put the beans to soak at night so you can prepare it for lunch, it takes 2 minutes, and 12 hours of soaking is enough
>>21810733No one in my country uses pre cooked beans
>>21810987What causes gas is the sugar in the beans, not whatever comes out in the cooking water
>>21810682>Ahhh I can't plan a meal ahead and soak beans overnight!!>I have to go to burger king and get a soyburger RIGHT NOW or I'm gonna die!!!
>>21810607The taste
>>21810607i wouldn't, ramen is sweet and savory fucking slop most of the time, let's jam in some fucking soy sauce, sugar, sugar more sugar!!!!! it shouldn't ever be savory EVER EVER EVER EVER!!
>>21811728best to eat as a standalone poverty meal: heinzbest to eat as part of a cookout style meal (burgers+dawgz): bush's
>beansOptimal Method: Add water to soak, wait many hours, remove soaked water, add fresh water to boil, remove boiled water.>ramenOptimal Method: Just add hot water.>beansCook it in a pot, then transfer to a bowl-- two items to wash.>ramenCook it in the bowl-- one item to wash.>beansTo simplify the process you have to invest in a pressure cooker.>ramenTo simplify the process you have to invest in a bowl.>beansLearning curve, newbies making mistakes will have angry bowels.>ramenNo learning curve, it always comes out just right.>beansMay kill you if you use a slow cooker that doesn't eliminate the phytohemagglutinin.>ramenMakes you live forever.
>>21819744Wow medical science really has advanced, retards using the Internet are indecipherable from genpop. Keep going little buddy!
>>21819628the fuck kinda ramen are you eating thats sweet?
>>21810976probably you dont eat beans
>>21819751>the fuck kinda ramenThis doesn't make sense. Also, non-binary isn't a thing, however much you say that's what you are.
>>21819756it does if youre not autistic. not sure what other bullshit youre talking about here
>>21819767>it does if you're a noodle-armed wiggerUnderstood
The best part of slow cooked beans is the chunks of potato I put in that get soft and flavorful.
>eat beans20 mins later feel like taking a nap, also in the back of your mind you are mentally preparing to fart for hours, or shit, or both>eat ramenyou are rejuvenated and hydrated, ready to fight crime and jumpkick a tranny
>>21811906Then what the fuck is wrong with your body?
>>21810624Fucking lol
>>21810682>Dried beans take hours of soakingUnlike your mom who gets soaked every time I come over to mow the lawn.
>>21810668>calling them beans instead of baked beansthink you're wrong there bucko
>>21811728These are a poor and inferior substitute for proper home made baked beans. I make mine with kaiserfleisch or smoked hock, beef tendons, red wine and maple syrup. Legumes make it so fucking easy to eat like a king on a limited budget but /ck/ is not a place for people who want to learn how to cook, it’s a troll hole.
>>21811814Beans have higher fibre and protein, and good quantities of folate, thiamine, copper and manganese, and are relatively low GI.Ramen is high in salt and carbs with virtually no nutritional value beyond calories.
>>21810976Eat beans until you stop being allergic.
>>21810827hungover i guessand not in the mood for eatan>>21810675>spends 9001$ on cooking fuelthis is why you're poor retard>>21811088>one of the english world's most cancerous companies doesn't sell beans in buttfuckvillebullshit
>>21819971Now look at long term consumption of each you fag.
For me it's bush's baked beans maple flavorI'm always thinking bout thos beans nigga
>>21819756*stares at you non-binaryly*
>>21810607TNEB
>>21819756So you think that some people are zeros and some people are ones?
>>21811745In what world wouldn't they be
>>21811954And I'm like, no, you're wrong!
>>21810607What's stops me from combining ramen and beans?
>>21810607>eating beans coated with sloppa sauce
I eat ramen when I want a proper food. Beans are weird. If you want something sweet why not just eat a bowl honey? Beans are basically chunky style warm ice cream with an unpleasant texture.
>>21810607beans will make you fart and have intestinal inflammation if you try to eat them as a staple foodthere's a reason no civilization ever at them full time like bread/rice or tubers as their base workerchow even though on paper they look nutritionally amazing
>>21821375the fuck did you get your mental image of beans being a sweet food anon
>brapcels afraid of farting like they don't sit in their room alone most of the day anyway
>>21821384>are these beans super sweet?>no, just normal beansThen I try it and it's super sweet. Every church potluck or cookout. Happened like five times. For whatever reason people love lying to me. Let me guess, you're going to gaslight and say beans aren't sweet?
>>21821397I'm afraid you are attending church with bean sugarers anon
>>21820110Many people digest certain things badly and in my case it's beans.Why do you care so much about my body you creepy ass weirdo
>>21810624He cute though m
