Me din-dinz: salmone and sparaguse on a bed of black AND indigenous eggie fry rye of color
You just can't eat like me
>>21813716>>21813718you're both fucking stupid and retarded. congrats.
>>21813716did you sell the other vehicle?
>>21813718You're right, I wouldn't eat that
>>21813749Nope>>21813753You could never eat like me
>>21813810Thankfully. Fatso.
based asparaguschad
>>21813716You not Din Dins. You fake.
>>21813716>>21813718Fucking hell this looks awful
>>21813716>>21813718Jesus fucking christ! You've taken on two separate annoying aspects at once. You're incel BMW keys guy AND "Me Din Dins" at the same time?You just love to get bullied and harassed, don't you?Did you burn the rice? It's black and there seems to be smoke everywhere in the room.Just when I thought you couldn't get more cringe, you dig up new old pictures you should be EMBARRASSED by. No one wants to eat like you. Your knife is nothing to show off, and your dad's key gimmick is played out. You must've been very neglected for Christmas or whatever Hindu bullshit you practice to need attention so badly you'd make this pathetic thread.Soak up the negative energy, OP. Let it wash over you with what I can only assume is the mantra "you are seen. you matter enough to evoke a response. even if they hate your stinking guts, they *see* you."Just writing out your reality has made me super sad. I'm sorry you didn't get the love you needed and feel so alone, but you're really becoming a nuisance on /ck/. I know you think you're boasting but you're doing it wrong. It's like you're trying to replicate how people are but you're getting it all wrong. I imagine this is how things go for you with real people too.
>>21813826
>>21814306It was quite tasty. I'm gonna make it again in a few hours when I get up from my nap>>21814340>delusions of a ricelet cooklet
>>21813718No, I WON'T eat like you because I have self respect.
>>21815013rude.
>>21814989Boiling More Water?
>>21814340>smoke in the roomhe's been told to clean his camera lens but refuses
>>21813716>bitchmade brand knife on display poor white with 10k+ in credit card debt
>>21817378That's just the SMOKE from my DOPETHRONE, sonnyboy
>>21813716oh downy boy... the pipes the pipes are calling. daddies beemer keys were left on the counter so you jerked off on your phones camera lens.
>>21818963LOLOL, awesome! The keys, the 'blessed' coaster... next time put a one-hitter and a pocket knife too.
You eat like you're lonely, and post that way too.
>>21818963>daddiesHow many?>>21818972They're CHILLUMS, sonnyboy
Me pre-dindinz: burrito bowle de carnitas con la carne dirada y chile relleno
>>21814340>reddit spacingdidn't read, remove yourself from life lol
>>21813719It's obviously the same guy
>>21819691Not reddit spacing you fucking newfag
>>21819217This. >>21819691You're so easily triggered, OP. And then you just double down like you're not embarrassing and cringe. But you go out of your way to deliberately troll everyone. You just lean even harder into what you know people will give you shit for. And that's just sad. That's what the kids without dads did in adolescence at school. I hope you find a new way.
what is it with /ck/ amd sparagus lately?
>>21819883>everyone is me!!!>>21820089It goes well with steake and/or salmonePicrel me din-dinz last night: leftover arroz rojo, salmone, sparaguse
>>21821214downies eat a lot. Like tons they don't feel full.
>>21821214
Tonight is me-dindinz:Leftover arroz rojo n eggie fry rye 'ritobowl de chile relleno y carnitas con la carne dorada
>>21821214stay winning king
>>21821780Wasn't spicy enough
>>21821792lol, this retarded jeet eats off a shitty pocketknife and takes bad photos of it. Even more clueless than 'godbless' guy in the realm of 'should be ashamed but isn't'.
>>21821792one of these days this idiots going to post a pic so hazy you can't even see the fobs he stole.
Tonight is me pre-dindinz, 3 eggie fry rye from leftover arroz rojo y a splash of TABASCO
>>21823649Your posts are so fucking cringe in every way. The photo, the awful spelling and baby words you use, the fact that we almost slide your thread off and you bump it back just in time. Fuck. We wish you'd never return.
Tonight is me-dindinz
>>21823725>We
He's a massive faggot on the spectrum who borrows his dads keys and takes blurry ass pictures with his Nokia. Needs to either finally suck that dick he's been dreaming about or KHS.
>>21813716>>21813718>>21814989>>21819681>>21821214>>21821780>>21821792>>21823649>>21823772Clean your fucking camera lens holy shit
>>21823788Yes. No one here ever likes you or compliments you. Did you notice that? You're hated here. You can't read a room. You erroneously believe that you're "showing off" with the car keys I guess. Not sure why anyone would be impressed with that or your knife, or your weed or any of it. You're a fucking unaware idiot. And now that you've been made aware you just do it even more to troll everyone. You feed off of negative energy because it's the only attention you get. It doesn't have to be that way. I already advised you to take some time off (which you did) and then return with a working camera and leave the keys and your usual shit out of the photos (which you didn't). You could be just another guy judged on his food alone, but no, you WANT to be "the bmw faggot". You stopped by /fa/ and they all told you to fuck off as well. You have no excuse for being this clueless so late in the game.You like being loathed. That's on you. And if you keep posting the same shit it will continue. >>21823832Who has time when you're living a life of luxury?
>>21823841Delusional
>>21823856LOLOLOLDelusional is finding the ONE halfway kind thing anyone said to you there. You're the strangest troll I've ever seen in my life.
>kind have boringeWhat the actual fuck?
>>21823888
OP consistently cooks food that looks awful, it's quite a skill.
>>21823935I'm sure that was sarcastic or you wrote it yourself, faggot. No one would consider your stupid meals in blurry photos with the silly keys to be "doing god's work". No one. You don't even believe you're impressive. You can't possibly, or you're more clueless than I though.
>>21823985DelusionalAll you post is faggy fast food bullshitKek cry pussy
>>21824266>bumps his dead personal thread just to whine at the guyIf someone posted a literal pile of shit(like actual feces not just what you post), steaming on a plate regularly for 6 months, he would have at least a few contrarians happy that you pissed people off because that's the sort of website this is. Sad that you screenshot and save your few bits of praise here. You are a lonely fuck and one of the biggest crybabies here.You'll reply to this post too because you are such a bitch.
>No one here ever likes you or compliments you. Did you notice that? You're hated here.The yapping retard seems almost self aware.
>>21824266Hahaha! I've never once posted fast food, you flippin' dingdong. The only threads I make are instructional home cook alongs. I'm an educated professional with a B.A. in nutrition and a culinary diploma. You're welcome to learn a thing or two sometime. But your idiotic insults don't work on me. >>21824293Nope. People compliment my food.
>>21824363KEK all of that looks like garbage and you cook in and with literal PLASTIC hahahahha I'm an educated professionale with a B.A. in nutrition and a culinary diplomaYou're welcome to learn a thing or two sometime
>>21824363He would say it's trash even if it was a michelin star work of art because he's massively insecureFrozen white castle burgers are more his level
>>21824371The fuckin beef isn't even seared hahahahaHe's using a fucking PLASTIC spatula hahahahahahahMeanwhile you fast food retards will say picrel looks bad because there are heckin' KEYES in the picture! The horror!
>>21824367None of my cookware is plastic. Then again you think that's fast food. Dug up another of your ancient clear photos? And always with the car keys. That's not sanitary. I'm pretty sure you don't have an education, OP. You're extremely immature and ignorant, not to mention you can't see too well.I'm not sure why you just copied my accomplishments into your post. You're seriously one of the weirdest trolls I've seen in all my years here. You're a new breed almost. Do you have your thread set up to alert you or something? You're here 2 minutes later with an inaccurate reply. lolA strange mixture of autism, OCD, and delusions of grandeur. Plus you're just such a glutton for punishment. You get shit on everywhere you go because you dangle those stupid keys in everyone's face.
>>21824387I don't really care about the food, worse has been posted on ck from time to time. But you are massively insecure so it's fun to fuck with you, people can summon you like a slave by mentioning keyfobs in threads and you'll show up like they rang a bell to bitch and moan.
>>21824390
>>21824394thats not a spatula like you said though
>>21824392Kek yeah that's why you fast food pussies keep crying about fuckin keyes
>>21824387Hey, another from the archives. That spatula is silicone rated to 600f. The thing is, I'm constantly making OC and you have 6 or 7 stupid photos from years ago that you're proud of; some just from restaurants. You're insufferable. You're losing this exchange and everyone thinks you suck. >>21824394That's a titanium reinforced nonstick. You mean the handle? Oh no! My egg pan can't go in the oven. I have like 17 pans in my kitchen, fucktard.
>>21824397It's plastic cookware that the cooklet swore they don't use
>>21824399>doesn't deny that he is summoned like a slave at the mere mention of keyfobslmao
>>21824400The thing is all your oc sucks and is full of plastic bullshitYou're insufferableYou're losing this exchange and everyone thinks you suck>nooo muh heckin plastic coated titanium!!>she needs to cook on plastic to cook an eggieI have like 69 pans in my kitchen, fucktardYou just can't cook like meDon't even try it
>>21824401You can't read. It isn't plastic. It won't break or melt or burn. I could outcook you with dollar store tools though if I had to. Since there's nothing you can say about my actual cooking or food you're fucking zooming in and trying to call out my equipment? Very sad. I've had enough of your childish bullshit. In fact, I'm ashamed that you've baited me into so many responses. I'm better than this and you should be too. I know you have your pride (not sure why), but again I advise you to take some time off, lose the attitude, gain a new camera, and post threads without the keys or knife or any stupid shit to give it away that it's you. Even if I recognize something you accidentally left in, I won't give you shit about it because you're a new guy with the benefit of the doubt. Take this offer, dude. Good day.
>>21824401That's clearly silicone, retard. Do you know the difference?
>>21824403>more crying about my heckin' keyeslolbmaooo0o0o0o
>>21824410But why do you post them? You never will justify it or defend yourself.
>>21824409>>21824407You don't even know how to fucking sear beef lol
>>21824412Why not?
>>21824419Didn't think so.
>>21824419Because it's fucking stupid??
>>21824422>no justification of why I shouldn't post keyes Didn't think so
>>21824414>A.I., tell me that silicone is technically plastic. I'm really lookin' like an idiot over here!
>>21824419Because going out of your way to identify yourself on this site so people recognize you is fucking pathetic. If all you cared about was posting food then you'd just post food but you clearly want the extra attention.
>>21824414conveniently cropped before it contradicts you
>>21824430The negative attention. He'll just keep doubling down now. Look at him. This is hard to watch.
>>21824414Water is technically under the umbrella of "chemicals" but the implication of saying that someone is boiling their food in chemicals when it's boiled in water is just as dishonest. Silicone cookware and what is classified as plastic cookware are nothing alike in how they behave.
>>21824429>>21824432I just don't cook in plastic
>>21824423No it isn'tYou're fucking stupid>>21824430Why am I the only one that posts non-fast food here then?>>21824435See >>21824440
>>21824446>Why am I the only one that posts non-fast food here then?You're not the only one posting homecooked food on the board, lots of people do and a lot of threads are exactly that. You're just one of maybe 2 or 3 that does it in a way to call attention to the fact that it's you specifically to get extra attention. This is patently obvious.
>>21824454>nooo posting good food is only specifically for extra attention!
>>21824470>moving the goalpostsPlenty of people post homecooked meals often on this board, it's just you and a few others who make a point to include food-unrelated things to make it obvious to everyone that it's you. If the quality actually spoke for itself then you wouldn't need the keyfob for attention, would you?
>>21824470>good foodNot the way you cook it.
>>21824476What goalposts?Why is posting good homecooked meals looking for extra attention?>>21824482Delusional
>>21813826>>21813716I prefer green beans.
>>21824494The food itself isn't what people are referring to obviously. It's the unrelated keyfobs that you're making a point to put next to the food so that your posts are identifiable as coming from you specifically. You don't eat keyfobs, do you? Even now you're being intentionally obtuse, pretending not to understand for the sake of getting extra attention. It's sad, feminine behavior to passive-aggressively dance around the actual issue people are trying to address directly with you. You don't have the balls to just own up to enjoying the extra attention and placing your keyfob in your posts to get it.
>>21824506What do keyes have to do with me specifically? Why does the sight of random keyes make you so angry? Would you it be better if the food was surrounded by silver coins as well as the keyes?You don't eat a plate, or utensils, or a countertop; why does everyone inckude those in their pictures?!>sad, feminine behavior to passive-aggressively dance around the actual issueWhat's the issue here? I'm trying to understand
>>21813716Honestly salmon and asparagus is fine but eating it on a bed of wild fried rice with eggs sounds disgusting.
>>21824686DelusionalI'm gonna make it for breakfast right now just because you said thag
>>21824511>What do keyes have to do with me specifically?You specifically make it a large part of your personality on here, demanding that people post food on car parts if they disagree with you on anything. They keys don't just happen to be there, you clearly want to draw attention to it, but keep pretending to be retarded instead of just copping to it like someone with a spine.
>>21824732You're the one pointing out the keyesI'm encouraging the tastelets to post breakfast on engine since they "disagree" with me
>>21824757Yes, going through the trouble of carrying out the trash you cook to where you keep your vehicle, popping the hood, and laying your breakfast on your engine parts before taking a picture of it such that the food is only a tiny part of the picture, then demanding other people do the same in food discussions qualifies as you drawing attention to it. But you know this already.
>>21824768
Me brunchie-munchies:Salmone, sparaguse, n 2-eggie fry rye
>>21824506This. All of this.
>>21824511There's no way you're actually this clueless about what you're doing. You're desperately trying to save face. This place is anonymous, and COULD be anonymous for you if only you'd lose the keys and get a working camera. Fucking dumbass.
>>21824757EVERYONE is pointing out the keys! How are you missing this?Again, you're baiting and I've fallen for it. Fuck you.
>>21825003How do keyes make me not anonymous?
>>21825006Because it makes it obvious that it's you and not any other anonymous poster. The same way people who use trips or avatarfag are no longer anonymous because they are attention whores. You are making a distinct effort to identify yourself from other anons in multiple deliberate ways. You go out of your way to be keyfaggot because you enjoy the negative attention you get from being known and identifiable as keyfaggot from your posts. You thrive on being called a fag for whatever reason.
>>21825023Do you also hate keye limes?
>>21825023Don't let him get to you. Look how unhinged he is. Posting nonsense images and pretending he doesn't get it with the "keyes". He just wants responses. I'm falling for it too but he's just going to keep on over and over. Obviously we're rational and he's looking dumber with each exchange. It's fascinating how these people just try to perpetuate their own reality no matter how many mirrors are held up to their behavior.
>>21825033I hate avatarfagging attention whores. BMWs are fine quality cars, OP is just a massive attentionwhoring faggot and he knows it.>>21825039He twists his mind into a pretzel to try to rationalize things. Ironic that he uses the word delusional so often when that's all this can be. Delusion or true, sad loneliness. He's got nobody else in his life or he'd be bragging about them the way he brags about his keyfob. What people like this don't say speaks much louder than what they do say.
>>21825039>>21825050>cooklet ricelet tastelet delusions
>>21825050You get it. And it's like dumping gas on a fire. Like right now; I'm deliberately saging this post and yet he'll likely be here within minutes so he can call me a delusional riceletcooklet who posts nothing but fast food. This thread is at page 5 but even if I didn't post this and give him excuse to respond he'd bump himself anyway before long to give himself that negative attention fix he's grown to depend on. Stupidly I assume that if we keep bonking him on the head with how obviously he sucks we can somehow bully him into submission. But of course he's not normal so he doesn't want what we would want. It boils down to he'd rather be widely hated with his keys than mildly accepted as another home cook posting mid-level quality OC.
>>21825039OP has down syndrome. they like to larp as cool he will never post his hand because it will be enormous with stubby fingers. they also eat like fucking pigs and can hork down massive quantities of food. OP is a high functioning downy but a downy none the less.
Tonight is me pre-dindinz:One-eggie basmati fry rye, with three (3) splashes each of TABASCO and FRANK'S RedHot
is this faggot really trying to flex with a seiko
>>21825708>ebonics
Me din-dinz:Salmone, sparaguse, WILDE black or indigenous rice of color
>>21825547He's actually got Brown Syndrome. He's a high functioning Browny. But you're right too.
>>21825837Wild rice is best rice, especially with salmon
>>21825852I actually prefer the black or indigenous PEARL of color. First time making the WILDE; it was on sale so I decided to try it
>>21824470>good foodYour food looks disgusting. All the time
>>21825848my aunt had a browny downy that she was fostering for a while.
>>21825862Interesting, I’ll have to try this out
>>21825837That's a very nice coaster anon, perchance you be God Bless as well?
Me din-dinz:Linguine Cacio e Uova, Earle Grey w/ milke>>21827328He's my favorite poster on /ck/My friend's wife gave me the coasterShe has cute feet and big titties
>>21827433You're a pathetic virgin brown piece of shit and I don't respect you. I don't respect your opinion on anything. Your performative trolling faggotry is pitiful. Your need for attention is cringeworthy. Your camera does not even work. Nothing you post is honest. Everything is an act meant to provoke.You make me want to puke.
>>21827445Kek what the fuck are you talking about?Root Beer Freeze F2 in the King Stemline
>>21825871
>>21829069>has to go back 3 days to find something to respond to and justify bumping dying failed threadA new low, OP. Yes, I'm a ricelet cooklet tastelet and I don't like you.
>>21829085Now I know why you wanna hate me
All right ye wee cooklets, we're makin' some fuckin' arroz rojo aka mexican rice
Toast rice until aromaticMake a well in the middleOlive oil in
A whole onione and three (3) cloves of garlicke, chopped
Salt n pepperI'd usually add CUMin here, but I don't have any of that bullshit and I don't like it that much so fuck it
Tomatoes in Heat up to medium high
Cook until liquid evaporatesDon't stop stirring or it'll BURNI'm only able to stop stirring to take pics because I'm a PROFESSIONALE
Three (3) cups have crystal geezer springe waterBring to a rolling boiyuStirTurn down to a simmerCover
Be back in zwanzig (20) minuten
Oh shit don't forget the BETTER THAN BOUILLON
You just can't salmone like me
You could never salmone like meI'm a professionale
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!Hear me cummin' through the radioWatch me go zoom, zoom, ZOOMTry to catch me, but you're too slowToo slow, too slow *GASP*
>>21813716This is the type of slop you end up with when you allow your country to be overrun by Indians. British food has become even worse.
>>21817378He is dirt poor living off handouts from the government at the expense of people actually born in the UK. Indians will always be trashy no matter how much money they get their shit covered hands on.
