Also, is pasta just essentially bread that has been dried than boiled instead of baked?
Mr noooooooooooooodle!
Pasta is semolina. Noodles are not semolina.Fresh pasta IE not dried exists.
I actually put boiled eggs in my spaghetti. My dad has always done it and said he learned it from an Italian girl. It's good.
>>21814992>I actually put boiled eggs in my spaghettiNo you fucking don't, retard.>My dad has always done itNo he fucking hasn't, retard.>he learned it from an Italian girlNo he fucking didn't, retard.>It's goodMight be. We put boiled eggs in some sauces or casseroles and they're good but nobody on earth puts boiled eggs into pasta. Not a one.
>>21815010>he thinks his nuItalian cuisine is relevant The best of your people came to America and perfected your ancestor's simple cuisine. Which, by the way, was never codified or held to a rigorous standard like French. So I don't get why nuItalians pretend there are hard rules to it. You're the Mexican cuisine of Europe - simple and good, built around the same few ingredients. Nothing more, nothing less
>>21815085You're adorable. : )Now tell me how you imagine putting boiled eggs into spaghetti works.
>>21815175Why? The other anon already explained it.
All noodles are pastas.All pastas are'nt noodles.
>>21815275No he fucking didn't, retard.
italian its pastaasian its noodleswhat about those odd "egg noodles" mom would get for beef strokinoff
>>21815399See >>21814984
>>21815175I take boiled eggs and I put them into spaghetti
>>21815423No you fucking don't, retard.
>>21815427I put them in
>>21814968by definition of the USDA noodles have to contain eggs.
>>21815427We also put cut up hard boiled eggs in pasta Nicoise
>>21814968there is no difference.
>>21815428>>21815517See >>21815427, you pair of retards.
>the year of our Lord 2012+14>not putting hard boiled eggs in spaghettiNGMI
>Google "eggs in spaghetti">Seems reasonably common>One guy's having a melty because he personally doesn't do it
>>21814968Tony likes motherfucking god damn orange peel beefor that lo mein he's been dreamin' about THE WHOLE WAY OVER
>>21815641I assure you we put eggs in our pasta Nicoise. It’s my granny’s recipe from the 70s.
>>21815656It's just the new italian culture. They've had very little national achievement since unification at which point all the smart ones went to America. So they started desperately trying to inflate the social prestige of their cuisine. But people already know italian food as stuff like spaghetti (sometimes with hard boiled eggs) and pizza so it's a pretty weak play. They will never be able to turn their cuisine into a prestigious one like French Haute or Japanese Kaiseki.
>>21815010>NO! No, you don't and didn't ever!!lolHard boiled eggs are found in a variety of Italian pasta dishes. I went to an authentic place and they had quartered HB eggs in the lasagne. Buon Appetito!
>>21815517>>21815428>>21815423NONONONONO!! I don't like this so you DON'T do it!! See how I control the world with my posts?? I'm like Judge Holden and shit! You need my PERMISSION to exist, let alone put eggs in pasta when I don't approve!!
>>21815010>waves hands and gesticulates impotently
>>21814968>Civilized Western cultures = Pasta>Bug-eating chinklets = NoodlesLearn the difference. It can save you from food poisoning and lab-made viruses.
Ratios. The same 4 ingredients in varying ratios and mixing methods will produce wildly different results. The thread topic is dumb. But the eggs in spaghetti question is worth it.
>>21814968Now that the dust has settled. Did the Chinese invent spaghetti?
>>21816171>>21814968Noodle is a shape of pasta. A dumpling is pasta. I don't know what kind of semantic bullshit game you're playing or why, but you're just wrong. This is like the burger/sandwich nonsense.>>21816202>now that the dust has settledKYS
>>21816206>KYSOh, the ironing
>>21816171>Civilized>ItalianItalian spotted
>>21815854>Hard boiled eggs are found in a variety of Italian pasta dishesThat wasn't the claim, retard. Try again. >21815656>21815860Omitting the qualifier is feminine behaviour, Sally-Beth.>>21815686Neat. Irrelevant, but neat.>>21815790Google is an Italian invention. : )>>21816206>Noodle is a shape of pastaNo it fucking isn't, retard.
>>21816781>No it fucking isn'tHuh? Yes it is
>>21814968
>>21815399are italy and asia the only places that make it?
>>21816821no but i don't know other areas names of equivalents
>>21816781It’s very relevant. You claimed I was lying about putting eggs in pasta for some reason. My family has been making a pasta Niçoise salad with boiled eggs in it since the 1970s. That means you lose and I win, you stupid fuckman.
Did the Chinese invent spaghetti?
>>21814968>is pasta just essentially breadYes, Pasta is just hyper-processed unleavened Bread.The technical scientific term is Noodle Bread.
>>21817409Where did anyone say you were lying? It has been correctly pointed out that it is impossible to put boiled eggs in spaghetti. This is factually correct in much the same way as it is impossible to put teacups, paring knives, femurs, Sunday afternoons, a live puppy, either Dakota, entropy, a child's laughter, a 90s Discman, a steak, a stake, ass take, forgiveness or stormy weather in spaghetti. It is simply not possible.Nor can you put these things, boiled eggs included, in farfalle, tagliatelle, fettuccine, soba, tlitli, maltagliati, vermicelli, stelline, risoni and so on. You can put boiled eggs on them. You cannot physically put boiled eggs in them.>>21815010Americans think "spaghetti" refers to a specific dish, not an ingredient for making various dishes. To them, "spaghetti" can mean almost literally any pasta (no, not even necessarily spaghetti) with any tomato sauce. That's where the disconnect comes from.We're talking about a people where a not insignificant portion of them call brown rice "whole wheat rice." Forgive them. They know not what they eat.
>>21814968chinese invented noodles and italians perfected it wth pasta
>>21817451I don’t use spaghetti for my pasta salad Nicoise. Your entire premise is wrong. The boiled eggs are an ingredient in the pasta salad along with other things like tuna fish and green beans. Stop hiding behind pedantry as a shield because you have no argument and we both know it. It’s unbecoming and makes you look stupid. >>21815428 #>>21815517 #See >>21815427 #, you pair of retards.The anon who made the above post said I was lying about using boiled eggs as an ingredient in my pasta salad Nicoise. I am not lying.
>>21817482>pedantryThat just means "being correct in a way I don't like".>you have no argumentThat whole post was the argument, kiddo. I can't be pedantic without having one so make up your mind: am I pedantic or do I not have an argument? It can't be both.>unbecoming?>makes you look stupid.Nah.
>>21816781YOU define 'noodle' then, faglord.
>>21817569>>21814984
>>21817504You’re being pedantic because you have no argument. Everyone understands boiled eggs don’t physically go in the pasta. You write too well to pretend to be retarded. You know exactly what you’re doing.
>>21817602All I'm hearing is that I and Anon are right and that makes you angry. Try some breathing exercises. You'll feel better.>You write too wellAww shucks! <3
>>21817611You’re not right. There are numerous pasta dishes which include boiled eggs including the pasta salad Nicoise I prepare.
>>21817618Where did I or Anon say otherwise, kidderino?I think you'll find the claim was "you can put boiled eggs in spaghetti" which is just tacitly false. The claim was not "you cannot put boiled eggs in pasta dishes". To my knowledge, that claim hasn't been made ITT. Anon saying you can't put them in pasta niçoise is wrong but that can be handwaved away as simply being click-happy rather than taking any philosophical position on whether in-shell coagulated ovum belong in that particular dish or not.Do you like split pea soup?
>>21814968Pasta tastes like grains and noodles taste like semen
>>21817632>I think you'll find the claim was "you can put boiled eggs in spaghetti" which is just tacitly false.Not really. Spaghetti is just a type of pasta and you can put anything you want on it. This is how Italian cuisine was invented - poors adding random things to pasta and tomatoes/cheese/dairy. I can put hod dogs and Cheeze Wiz on plain boiled spaghetti and it would be just as valid and authentic of an Italian dish as spaghetti bolognese. Maybe I'd call it spaghetti midwestese.
>>21817668Yes.But boiled eggs aren't in the spaghetti.Split pea soup: like it?
>>21817632>where did I or Anon say otherwise, kidderino?Right here. The fourth post after OPs>I actually put boiled eggs in my spaghettiNo you fucking don't, retard.>My dad has always done itNo he fucking hasn't, retard.>he learned it from an Italian girlNo he fucking didn't, retard.>It's goodMight be. We put boiled eggs in some sauces or casseroles and they're good but nobody on earth puts boiled eggs into pasta. Not a one.>I think you'll find the claim was "you can put boiled eggs in spaghetti" which is just tacitly false.You can put anything in a spaghetti dish even boiled eggs.
>>21817578Spaghetti noodles are semolina. What the fuck are you trying to pull here? What do you think a noodle is?
>>21817688>No you didn'tYou need to fuck off with this shit. Ya big baby.
>>21817866Sorry, I was trying to quote >>21815010
>>21817876Sorry again, no I wasn't. I'm retarded. And I owe everyone an apology. Basically I can't argue with your life experiences. If you say you do something than I concede that you do.Cooked eggs in pasta, why not? Family tradition it seems like. I was a jerk before telling people they're lying to me, forcing my silly definitions on everyone else.Please forgive me, /ck/. I'll act more mature from now on.
>>21817900You're very, very sad.>>21817688"put boiled eggs in my spaghetti" ≠ "You can put anything in a spaghetti dish even boiled eggs" you disingenuous retard.It's not possible to put boiled eggs in spaghetti. You can put them on spaghetti. You can put them with spaghetti. You can put them near spaghetti, under spaghetti, over spaghetti, between individual spaghetti, around spaghetti, surrounded by spaghetti and you can even put spaghetti in a boiled egg. The other way isn't possible. Don't get angry at me about it, retard. Get angry at your poor understanding of what words mean. >>21817865>Spaghetti noodlesRetard.
>>21814968Yes pasta is little pieces of boiled bread dough.
>>21818467cool it angry guy here is a picture of a smiling flower.
>>21818467You're autistic or insane or something. I pity you. Or you're doing some kind of ironic performance art thing here, in which I can't respect it because it's biting and nasty and it isn't clever. It's just persistent and immature. For whatever reason you're acting out like this, I hope you get the help you need. You must be insufferable to act like this, even just anonymously online. No matter how bad your life is, how is this making it better?
>>21818467
>>21818520>>21818506>>21818499Silly girls.Go put a functional Ferrari in a live Clydesdale. That's the same level of impossible were talking here with putting boiled eggs in spaghetti. This isn't about culinary preferences. It's about physical impossibility. And as I already told the guy who first called you retards, this is only happening because you don't know what spaghetti even means to begin with. >>21818481Neat.
>>21818555What are you doing on the cooking board you fucking retard pfff
>>21818585He’s pretending to be retarded to get a rise out of anons while acting like a catty homosexual man. Unfortunately he isn’t clever enough to be subtle. His shitposts are obviously shitposts. Pretty normal for stupid /ck/ posters desu to be honest
>>21819195>t. lady who doesn't know what spaghetti are
>>21814968It's the same :)
>>21818555>turbo autistic semantic nitpickingwell since akshually the spaghettim are the noodles themselves and NOT the whole final dish there is no way you ever put boiled eggs in there >:) checkmate retards
>>21819311>turbo autistic semantic nitpickingWhat is a woman? : )
Team muhntstifough, mike was in jail
>>21819286Spaghetti is a long thin kind of pasta. It is not a dish. Anything else, you dumb gay pedant?
>>21814968Pasta is italian. Everything not italian is noodles.
>>21819699Couscous and tlitli are not Italian yet they are both types of pasta. So are ptitim. Your argument is invalid.
>>21819316they have eggs in them, that much is for sure
>>21815399egg noodles seem to be an arabic thing originally, spread into italy after the arab conquest of sicily, spread into china with the hui migrations in the tarimgood way to keep eggs useable in vile desert climates>effortposting in a troll threadsue me
>>21815085I'ma Article 5 this Whop
>>21819981But are they boiled?>>21820079Incorrect. Egg noodles predate the Arab conquests. Arabs introduced semolina to Italy IE plain old standard pasta. The oldest pasta shape still consumed today is couscous and that's only because the sand moolies never learned to make machinery.
>>21818555>>21818467>>21817688>>21817504>>21816781>>21815010PORCODIO!WE DO NOTTA PUTTA UOVO INNA SPAGHETT’ IN ITALIA
i think you could put boiled eggs in noodles. >full hard boil until the center is cooked through>peel and process into powder, maybe with a little flour if necessary>incorporate into pasta dough
