This shit tastes like actual piss what the fuck
>>21815245Thats the price you pay for a higher abv. It smells like super piss when you piss it out too.
seems like that shit went overnight to being absolutely fucking everywhere and it's so vile I don't understand why they're pushing it so hard, do they actually have repeat customers on it?
>9% ABVwouldn't that qualify it as a sparkling wine?yeah I bet wheat and hops flavored sparkling wine probably does taste like shit.
>>21815261>>21815251>>21815249I wanted to give it a try because of the snazzy commercials, but I’m not even joking when it taste like somebody poured some hand cleaner into a cold bottle of piss
>>21815245>This shit tastes like actual pissThe target customer has a lot of experience tasting shit and piss. It's basically gas station malt liquor for literal fags. Most Voodoo Ranger is used to chase fentanyl and poppers before the nightly bugchasing session.
>>21815264>fentanyl users>effete urban homosexuals>poor black peopleI don't know how you thought you were going to combine those three demographics into a single incoherent strawman but 10/10 effort, most wouldn't have tried
>>21815264>It's basically gas station malt liquorOE mogs Poopoo Cringer any day
>>21815377Thanks anon, it took a lot of Voodoo Ranger to make a post that gay.
>>21815245so does your dads dick but I'd still slurp it up in a heartbeat
I am actually a daily drinker of these. Usually have 1 or 2 as a nightcap. I'm black btw. I guess ask me anything.
>>21815602Where do niggers come from?
>>21815602Why do you enjoy drinking raw sewage?
>>21815612high alcohol content, costs 2.49
I used to regularly drink it when I was an alcoholic solely because of the super high abv%.
>>21815245goyjuice
>>21815623ya thats me now. How did you stop drinking pal?
>>21815632I just came to the conclusion that enough was enough and forced myself to quit. The withdrawals were really rough but I eventually got through it.
>>21815602Why not just buy a handle of liquor if you're gonna be drinking that much? Have you ever thought to run the numbers?
>>21815608My dad told me they came from eggs like in Aliens when I was 5 or 6 and I believed him. That led to some VERY awkward conversations between my mom, my teacher, and me.
>>21815638Because I can control the amount I drink with a couple tall boys vs. if I get a handle I could get blackout drunk on a Tuesday whenever I have to work the next morning. These get me drunk enough to fall asleep without blacking out. I don't want to black out and feel like death I just want to get drunk. But yes I imagine I waste thousands a year.
>>21815251IPAs are still everywhere. They take up 25% to upwards of 50% of the fucking beer section in most of the grocery and/or liquor stores I go to
>>21815644Go to bed Lovecraft it's late
>>21815245Just stick to Coors Lite, bro.
>>21815602Why are you black?
>>21815623If your only goal was to get drunk, you could buy cheap vodka or wine my guy. Nobody is forcing you to slurp up toilet water. Drain two yellow tails and you’ll be the exact same place.
>>21815377when you spit it travels down
>>21815377He’s mostly right though. In a lot of places Voodoo Ranger has actually supplanted the traditional high ABV malt liquors as the gas station alcoholic drink of choice for the kinds of degenerate drunk poly drug users who patronize the gas station beer cooler at 1 AM.
>>21815245Salty beer? I really doubt that, OP.
>>21815261No. You thought what the beverage is is determined by alcohol content? LOL, so stupid. There are 20% beers and 5% wines.
>>21815377lol, this.
>>21815637I reached that same conclusion 7 years ago. Not worth all the baggage. If there were no downsides I'd still be drinking. Hitting 35 or so ushers in some changes.The stuff worked with few reasons to stop for many, many years. But I needed more and the aftereffects got fucking rough. They'll get everyone eventually. Some people just have a higher tolerance for discomfort. I don't think I ever got a really restful night of sleep after getting drunk. And now I have that and won't give it up.
>>21815638Some people still have preferences and aren't in poverty. Why drink cheap hard booze just to save money if you can afford to enjoy yourself?
>>21815644Your dad is a pile of shit. I'm guessing a lot of ignorant bigots here had fathers like yours. At least for a few years. It's better to have none than someone who "teaches" you things like that.
>>21815833meds
>>21815830I just hit 35. Sipping on a Lagunitas right now. 8th beer of the day. But this is my year to quit, right?
>>21815833It’s better to have a father like that than the alien egg people who spring forth from eggs without fathers.
>>21815833my dad touched me when i was 8
I drink this daily, tastes great. I drink at least 1 of these a day for 5 years. I know I can't keep alcohol in the house, so I go to a diffrent gas station/liquor store each day My goal is to not drink anything for 5 days this month.
>>21815602What's the deal with black people saying stuff like "oh you got a tan" when their black coworker comes back from the caribbean. Like do they actually see the tan or are they just fucking with the rest of us?
>>21815924bump also food and cooking
>>21815924For the most part, going darker in frowned upon. Societal norms, sadly.I unironically really like Negra Modelo with chips and salsa if it feels too spendy to do a jumbo margarita and know it's just cheap sour mix at that restaurant. Waiters always nod with approval.
>>21815264This, it's an american after all.
>>21815263Anything you ever see advertised is likely complete dogshit. Now you know!
>>21815263>because of the snazzy commercials,this country is doomedthe more something is advertised, and the higher quality the advertisements are the worse the thing being advertised is. quality products speak for themselves
>>21816617>I value the authentic products I see organically praised on tiktokaverage gen alpha "critical thinker" lol, let me guess nothing ever happens
>>21815251They're the IPA equivalent of steel reserves. Complete piss whose function is to be cheap compared to similar items (a six pack of Voodoo Ranger is about $6 cheaper at the corner store by my house than the St. Arnold's Art Car which is the default IPA where I live) and also stronger (I think some varietals of V Ranger get up to 11%)It's for alcoholics who aren't ready to pull the trigger and go straight vodka, not somebody who wants to enjoy something that tastes good.
>>21815249just drink liquor like an adult
>>21816865Nice projecting tardo if you cant tell whats an ad and whats not thats your problem.>>21816897Liquor is for queers drink rectified spirits like a real man.
>>21815261CongratulationsThis is the dumbest post on 4chan right now
>>21815632NTA but stick to beer and have progressively less on a schedule you can tolerate. Much easier to go cold turkey if you've gotten used to 1 or 2 beers a day. Or hell you could just establish that as a daily beer max and it'll be a big step up in health compared to constantly slamming them back
Some of you people remind me of that XKCD fag who convinced himself that everyone is merely pretending to enjoy beer because he himself is a tastelet
>>21815924Niggavision
>>21815245That's how you know it's good!
>>21815377Yeah i was impressed too
>>21815245why yes I wanna feel bloated while shitfaced.
>>21817223>Liquor is for queers>drink rectum like a real man
