Give me your cocktail, fruit
>>21815339Is there any way to improve this so it’s not terrible? I can tolerate the pears but the mushy cherries and grapes are gross
>>21815929No just eat fresh fruit
>>21815339"But then I won't get all my vitamins." lolGood call, I'm going to fire up my freshly-cleaned bong and this 28% sativa I just picked up.
>>21815929add it to oatmeal or something, soft cooked fruit is better for things like that. and it could be okay to make some kind of fruit crumble dessert.
>>21815929Nope. As much as I despise this phrase I'm going to use it here: It is what it is. Canned fruit cocktail hasn't changed in 80 years and likely won't. You can get just the fruits you want and make your own. The cherry is the best part next to the peaches and pears.
>>21815929The cherries are the best part.
Put it on a bowl of cottage cheese.
>>21816146No. Cottage cheese is a savory thing, not sweet. You put seasoning salt and sunflower seeds and black pepper on cottage cheese. Fucking fruit... gross.
>>21816208Cottage cheese on Triscuits.
>>21815339add avocado and it'd be a yummy fruit salad
>>21815339Boomers love this stuff for some reason. I agree with the guy who says the cherries are the best part. I'm not a fan of the peaches, they are too mushy and slimey. The pears and pineapple are fine I guess. You could upgrade it with whatever fresh fruits you have around, probably a diced crisp apple, or banana slices, or berries if you've got them.
>>21816396I wouldn't mix it with fresh fruit. Just highlights its canned origin even more. Fresh fruit is cheaper anyway. Grapes an apples and bananas and oranges and pears and pineapples are cheap fruits. There's no excuse unless you're camping or in a bunker or something.
>>21815929Yes, just buy pears only.