Takin' scoops right out of the jar.
YOU RUINED THE PEANUT BUTTER!
>>21815460>YOU RUINED THE PEANUT BUTTER!Honestly that first plunge into the virgin jar of peanut butter is really gratifying somehow, the next ones don't feel the same and I don't even want it anymore.
>>21815451That’s the food equivalent of taking a few bumps from the coke bag before you get home or cracking a beer in the car on the way home from the liquor store
>>21815451when i'm hungry and i really don't feel like doing shit, this is the choice.
>>21815465you require institutionalization.
>>21815567>you have a mental disorderReminder that this is a bot, and it's making the rounds on all the boards.
>>21815451PeopleDie this way every year
>>21815572no, anon.you actually suffer from instability.
>>21815567I'm smarter, more rational, more considerate, and stronger than you.
>>21815580sir, this is a food and cooking board.
>>21815451Yes, a good way to satiate the hunger, also a taste treat
>>21815451Sorry, I'm not a pig.
>>21815572hehe classic peanutbutter fucker bot, the little rascal
>>21815451>eat peanut butter from the jar>eat some more>eat some more>begin to choke on pb clogging throat>take big swig of milk straight from the jug>repeat until satisfied
>>21815580i could easily shove you to the ground and rape you
>>21815567I'm not crazy!You're the one who's crazy!
>>21815451You're missing an accessory (though pimento cheese is superior for this).
>>21815794In what fucking reality lmao. I do the raping.
>>21815460lol what is this archaic shit? my dumbass uncle has these books all over his apartment
>>21815451Backs me up like spackle
>>21815460
>>21819459Watterson had something about peanut butter
>>21819459wtf why didn't she follow instructions?
>>21816273You fucking sicken me.
