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01/05/26(Mon)19:06:58 No.21817549
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Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:06:58 No.21817549 Archived
So we all agree they taste mediocre but do you have to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true?
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:08:44 No.21817555
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:08:44 No.21817555
>>21817549
no you do not have that option. cracking the cookie binds you to the fortune whether you like it or not. you can't just get out of it by not eating the cooking.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:10:07 No.21817557
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:10:07 No.21817557
You have to eat the cookie and cram the paper for it to come true
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:11:10 No.21817559
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:11:10 No.21817559
>>21817549
I like the taste of fortune cookies. Like a crispier vanilla wafer.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:16:46 No.21817565
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:16:46 No.21817565
Tuile cookie, you can make it at home. Shape them while they're still warm out of the oven, they're pliable. When they cool, they hold their shape. Make some fun shapes! Like dongs!
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:17:51 No.21817568
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:17:51 No.21817568
>>21817565
Why would I do that? They don't tell the future
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:27:32 No.21817583
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:27:32 No.21817583
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Tangential to this
I’ve recently opened some fortune cookies sponsored by a giant arts brand, and all the fortunes were related to creativity
Like “your best art is when you imagine it” and bullshit like that
Really pissed me off
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:29:40 No.21817587
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:29:40 No.21817587
>>21817583
My fortune cookies lately have been more fortune like. Before the last couple months they were all bullshit like that.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:30:45 No.21817590
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:30:45 No.21817590
No. It really depends on the manufacturer. I used to live in an industrial part of town before the area turned into loft apartments. I had the apartment above a luncheonette right across the street from a few factories and warehouses. One factory was called something like The Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory Inc. It smelled fantastic and most of the Chinese places in the area use their cookies, which are tits.
Other fortune cookies I've had have tended to be bland but these were lemon-vanilla and just perfect.
Plain vanilla fortune cookies can be good, too, but they ain't got shit on the ones from that factory.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:32:43 No.21817593
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:32:43 No.21817593
>>21817583
I once got a fortune that simply read "you are always right" and I used to pull it out during disagreements with friends until one friend one day snatched it from my hand and ate it.
It was the second time I got that fortune, the first getting lost almost as soon as I opened it.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:38:03 No.21817603
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:38:03 No.21817603
It seems like years have passed since I last had a fortune cookie, I don’t quite remember.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:38:07 No.21817604
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:38:07 No.21817604
I'm often reminded of this skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m22L1XllRg
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:47:57 No.21817620
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:47:57 No.21817620
>>21817587
The yummy bowl near me has good ones, it’s just the actual good Chinese place with the shit ones.

>>21817593
That’s real neato, I’m sorry you lost your argument winning fortune
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)20:21:54 No.21817658
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)20:21:54 No.21817658
>>21817568
Not with that attitude they won't.
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)09:44:40 No.21818500
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)09:44:40 No.21818500
>>21817549
you only eat the cookie if the fortune is a good one.
this has no bearing on the fortune coming true, but is a sign of respect.
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)09:48:37 No.21818509
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)09:48:37 No.21818509
>>21817549
That's superstition, like astrology and horoscopes and palm reading. The fortunes aren't real, OP. Just eat the cookie and enjoy the random little proverb or whatever you get. Choose your lotto numbers.
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)09:52:12 No.21818515
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)09:52:12 No.21818515
>>21817593
I had one that said "Your lucky number is 17", and then on the back none of the numbers were 17. It was in my wallet for years and eventually got lost. I hope someday to find another one worthy of holding onto.
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)10:09:02 No.21818539
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)10:09:02 No.21818539
>>21817555
>be me
>don't like Arby's
>never going to travel to Ohio
>am now immortal
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