Just picked up this kitschy little drink dispenser for a weekend getaway with me and my friends, we're doing our annual end/beggining of year party and I want to mix a big drink to put inside. Thinking something either tequila or vodka based, but open minded. Anyone have any good recipes for a large batch mixed drink up that alley?
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>>21818471I don't think you bought that. I don't think you have any friends. I think you found that picture and just want to make fun of that product.
>>2181847130ML is like a teaspoon.
>>21818494>10 teaspoons = 1 glass of waterthat's a big fucking teaspoon
>>21818471people are calling bullshit on that skull gas pump dude
>>21818471Take a pic of your one, with a timestamp
>>21818478That's disgusting and highly unsanitary. You can't just store-up a gallon of the stuff.Cum is a garnish. Freshly squeezed only.
>>21818494I didn't bother measuring but the container holds between 1-2 liters. I'd like to fill it intermittently so making it insomething bigger or making multiple batches of this drink is the plan. >>21818514What, one guy you're probably samefagging as?
Yeah, given the size i think it should just be straight tequilla. Then have fun using it to dispense shots
>>21818471looks bad to the bone. seconding this anon >>21818525
>>21818471sangria, filtered
>>21818471embarrassing
>>21818486this
Oh thank fuck, Aaron is going away with his boys for a boys weekend.I'm all yours Ty'Quindenerious III
>>21818695Your cuck fantasies should be banned
>>21818741What is the opposite called when Ashley has a girls weekend and fucks Diego, Carlos and Jorge?What do you think the buffett at the resort has for each meal?
>>21818695>>21818749
>>21818759CanadaSo I mean, yeah pretty much the same.
>>21818471I dont mix many drinks - usually i just do red wine, whiskey or beerbut that dispenser is fucking hilarious and i hope you and the etceteras have a great weekend
>>21818749Who does this demoralization tactic even work on? Literalwho online making up cuck fantasies
>>21818471That is intended to be converted into a bong/hookah/water pipe
>>21818779It's not that deep, just day drunk being an idiot.
>>21818805I hope you get to live out your freak fantasy soon and get your life together anon
>>21818795
>>21818858Not a fantasy, just being an edgelord. Trying to stay away from toxic ass boards, but in the end I brought that shit here. I like this place, don't want to shit where I eat (don't say Indian joke)Thank you on the life together comment though, working on it.
>>21819025Well shit, now I feel like I could have been nicer. It's hard not to be toxic online.I'm also a bit of a schizo
>>21819058You're good homie, I make my own decisions. It was your post that made me realize I'm being a dick, Especially when I like to come to this place as a palate cleanser.Now I'm trying to wonder if >>21818795 is right, and this was bought at like a gas station. I guess the bowl would go on top? I don't think I've used a bong in like 15+ years but it looks it would be pretty shitty at it's job.Still, I can see it.
>>21819068OP here, nah it's just a shitty little novelty dispenser. Ironically I first saw it at a Bucee's aromd Halloween, this is just a seasonal variation of of the base product. I had to repair the tube to the nozzle yesterday because the handle switch has squished the tube into a fixed clamp but it works now. https://www.amazon.com/Godinger-Pump-Skull-Crossbones-Dispenser/dp/B001UOY2EU?tag=ustxtadsp-20I bought mine for 18$ tho, wouldn't spend the 30/40$ asking price for this.
>>21819085>fat beaner handsOH NO NO NO HA HA HA HA JA JA JA
>>21818471Picked up this cute little drink dispenser. Very mobile and bendy
>>21819094Picked up this cute little drink dispenser. Very mobile and bendy
>>21819025>>21819058>>21819068this is maybe the best thing i've read on 4cheng these past six monthsone time I used "wring" in a sentence and got called a retard by people who dont know the concept of "reading a dictionary entry, using the link that i provided"good work fellas, long live /ck/>>21819092post hands then, i bet your hands look as wanky as everyone else's
>>21819146>>21819058>>21818471Thanks brother, and my dude and OP are homies though and through. Thanks guys, I'm sobering up and gonna get a good sleep in tonight.For you I will show you the finished product of my cheesy mashed Shepard's Pie I made last night.It was good, but I think I did put too much cheese in the mash.
>>21819179The filling. No judge smudgy ceramic oven top plz, I already judge myself enough. Even though it's useless and it'll get dirty the second I look away I always clean it after cooking.
>>21819179>>21819190not a very fan of mashed potato lids, but that filling looks hella sexyoven tops are a pain dwlong-time sobering up, or is it just the "early-january disease"?
>>21818494a teaspoon is 5ml cooklet
>>21819179I'd eat the fuck out of that desu senpai
>>21819196I was a year sober after years of struggling. Then my lizard brain after all that time finally won and I was like "OK, one time, but after that no more". That was like 3 weeks ago, and I've been off work for the holidays so I didn't have anybody to be accountable to really other than my cats.I've got 2 drinks left in my bottle, saving it for right before bed to finish it off and starting fresh tomorrow. I've got pills I can take to help me sleep if that doesn't do it.Got a group I talk to, not AA or anything, just a good group of guys who I'll video chat with tomorrow eve. Most of us are combat vets so we have demons that keep coming up, but it's a supportive bunch and we look out for eachother.
>>21818749lobster thermidor and advocaat
This looks like a device you use to squirt alcohol up your ass
>>21819348Does it hit faster that way?
>>21819237>I've been off work for the holidays so I didn't have anybody to be accountable to really other than my catsthat's me, except it's only one cat + almost two years since i had a jobit's good to have someone to share things like this with, as a part of acknowledgement, but i think maybe AA is too formal to make it "fun"best wishes buddy
>>21819382Thanks brother, I'll be alright. I've got 4 cats (only supposed to be 3, but well that's how it goes), they are very very spoiled. It's Winter here now, but they have a full on second floor patio I put chicken wire all around and they spend their days out there in better days. Even have a little cat door for them (pic and vid below rel).https://files.catbox.moe/crzbnn.mp4AA never jived me, though I gave it a shot. I'm sure there are some good groups. My local AA group (I'm pretty rural) I gave it a go for a couple of weeks. It was literally a way for these sober farmers to get away from their Wives for a couple hours a week and hang out, lol. Can't blame them. They were pretty shocked when I arrived that one day and attempted to put on an actual 'meeting'.I was like hey, I think I have a problem and I should probably get some help, before I could even say "That's why I came here" they were all, yup, a-huh, you sure do sonny, gotta get that taken care of HAHA.I went to the next 2 just to stress them out a bit and make them think I would hang around :)Honestly, I'm not too far gone I'm 3 weeks into relapse so I know what my strategies were. It was keep myself busy, which I did by cooking, cleaning, reading and pickle ball of all things.I'll stop letting this thread by my diary now. But thanks Anons for reading and letting me vent a bit, helped a lot.
>>21819085Wow he actually delivered I am shocked. Good for you, hope you have fun with your homies. I third the notion to just put straight liquor in there not a mixed drink. Do the mixed separately and pump them up with that.
>>21819085It looks like fun, but as the resident schizo I would be remiss without adding, don't leave alcohol (a solvent) in that chinese plastic trash for any period of time if you plan to actually drink it.
>>21819599Oh, good idea, thanks
