Post what you /made/ for Epiphany.Galette des rois, roscón de Reyes, dolci della Befana, Bolo-rei, Dreikönigskuchen, hell even New Orleans King Cake...
My basic galette des Rois, pâte feuilletée inversée and frangipane
>galette des Rois, pâte feuilletée inversée and frangipanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BzGlfm1wFo
>Jesus Christ comes to earth to establish a new covenant because the Pharisees have made up ridiculous laws in God's name>Men immediately form new religions and come up with more ridiculous holidays and customs
>>21818647What is Epiphany?Your galette looks yummy
Cross sectionOn this Epiphany Day, let us remember the visit of the Three Kings and the importance of the light that guides our lives. Happy holidays to all, and may this day be filled with peace and joy.
>>21818660would
>>21818660Yeah that looks really good.
>>21818647Was it today!? I forgot to take a pic but a made a big pot of pee pee and poo poo in the toilet when i woke up this morning.
>>21818792Wib wib woob. Wib wooOOb. Wibwibbb wooob!
>>21818656Gracias!
Our job bought one galette frangipane and a torus brioche one from a bakery, they were pretty good but nothing to write home about. Last year I made a frangipane but nothing (yet) this year>>21818660Very pretty, you made the puff pastry yourself?
>>21818647Oh look another trendy minded poor person who idolized shitty food just because it has a foreign sounding name.>>21818659Fuck off bot.
>>21818647French food is the most overrated shit ever.
Looks like shit.
>>21818660Gorgeous, even the plate and fork look good lol
>>21818647thank god im not catholic anymore
>>21818647>Post what you /made/ for Epiphany.saar this is the rootless brown cooklet boardthis place is a culinary wasteland
>>21820479every board has a guy like this. and these kinds of posts are always made by the ones who know just enough to overestimate their own competence
>rootless brown cooklet felt called out in 4K
>>21818647>>21818651>>21818660I don't know what that is but it looks good and I would try it. Marry Christmas.
>>21818661>>21818774>>21820580Cheers.
>>21820479Hey that's unfair, there's at least two other humans who can prepare food on this board.
>>21819118>you made the puff pastry yourself?Yes of course. It's my first time making it inversée. A lot crispier with a lighter texture.I still have enough for a secon galette in the freezer. I might make a chocolate frangipane with raspberries.
>>21818800Come again?
>>21818647>Post what you /made/ for Epiphany.Christmas cake, loaded with masses of fruit and sugar and rum. Not something where you drive after having a slice!And yes, it took three months to make it and get it properly soused. So?
>>21820580>I don't know what that isBro... It s a cake with an hidden ceramic bean, you take a slice and who ever get the ceramic bean is crown King ! and then you choose your qt queen, or she choose you.
>>21818647I was raised a Christian, went to Christian private school, was taken to various different churches by different sides of the family on Sundays (Catholic, Presbyterian, and Baptist), and I have never heard of Epiphany until the other day. I am starting to believe the theory that we live in multiple universes, and they sometimes collide.
>>21821272you never heard of Melchior, Balthazar, and Caspar?!
>>21818647frangipane is god-tier, that alone mog every fucking non-european dessert
>>21821301>yurop is one unified cuisine
>>21821607yurop and africa are countries, welcome to murrica where reading is for faggots
>>21821623>a cunt is one unified cuisine
>>21821640welcome to murrica, can't you read?
>>21821607>that abysmal reading comprehensionSorry that understanding and using your brain isn't your forte, I will repeat so even crayon eating niggers like you can understand.There isn't any dessert that isn't from Europe that can rivalise with frangipane.WOW that was so fucking hard right? Almost as if other European culture might have something that arguably is as good or better but african dirt cookies and asian boiled cat can't hold a candle to it.inb4 muh amerifats are europeans in bloodno, deep fried butter coated in high fructose syrup isn't going to cut it, maybe the canadians have something with maple syrup but they aren't really known for their culinary prowess. Everything cultural from Canada is stolen from their French minority(big surprise: anglos can't cook) and even then it's mostly greasy shit like Poutine and beans baked in lard.inb4 irrelevant dessert from some irrelevant shitholeMaybe if it had any value it would have spread globably like European culture did.There you go, you don't need to reply with your stupidty, I already pre-empted your stupid post.
>>21821761Frangipane is french dumb nigger.
>>21822366Oui je sais connard, but French is also European. Sorry it seem I couldn't dumbed it down enough, forget crayon eating I think you're a genuine dirt cookie eater. My bad for assuming people would understand that spanish, italiah and french are european culture; I was inconsiderate toward the most retarded of our world.
>>21818651oh la la
>>21822411Dis français alors, couillon.
>>21822420I'm being nice otherwise the italian internet defense force will show up but yeah Europe is the king of dessert but France is the god of pastry. It's already a given that French cooking is the best but among desserts there is not even a second place.
>>21822504Yes dumb nigger, Latvian desserts really are king.
>>21822519You mean Russian? "Latvia" isn't a country, silly. It's a made up concept pushed by NATO.
>>21822587No i mean Latvia, France. It's Europe.
>>21818647That looks great OP now can you post a video of you sitting on it and farting? Or maybe just a pic of an ass indentation on the cake? Pretty please?
>>21822720The universe belong to France you dumb cuck. You better be glad we teached your ancestors how to use fire so you could cook some decent food.
>>21822808You mean Europe.
>>21822849*neo-continental systemftfy
The last half dozen posts are rock bottom. They don't even realise how scummy they are. Subhuman.
>>21822984shut up loser
