Nothing like steak and potatoes
>>21819496what kind of twisted fuck uses a knife for their mashed potatoes
>>21819496comfy, recipe and more details?
>>21819526Cook steak on grill on high add salt and pepper and a dash if garlic powder on top when doneLightly oil asparagus and add salt pepper and msg if youre feeling gay. Put asparagus on grill after you flip the steak the first timeBoil one potato then put in metal bowl with at least a half stick of Irish butter. Mash with masher and add a ton of salt and pepper and add garlic powder to taste. Id usually used mashed garlic but i didn't feel like it. Sprinkle it all with parsley and give it a kiss.
>>21819563ty what steak cut is that
>>21819496Damn, I should have taken a pic of my dinner. Pretty much the same thing, except I just chopped and roasted the potatoes.I gobbled that shit up just ten minutes ago.
>>21819595Also I need my eyes checked. I had green beans, not asparagus
>>21819496You can shove that asparagus back up your ass
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>>21819496nice
>>21819496that's a fairly small amount of steak and potatoes for an average sized person, i'd say?
>>21819592I think it was new york strip steak. It always comes in a two pack and its a decent size and price
>>21819595Ill sometimes slice and boil the potatoes and pan fry them in butter. Theyre good but it takes a bit more effort.Ive roasted baby potatoes a bunch but theyre never as good as i want.
>>21819674>Ill sometimes slice and boil the potatoes and pan fry them in butterThey taste great like thus, a good way to use up leftover boiled potatoes
>>21819496Looks very tasty, that potatoes look like they have a good mix of creaminess and structure from how they hold the fork lines. I'll probably do something similar in a few days after seeing this.
>>21819523thats just to hold the knife in place as you transport the plate to your command center
>>21819526>recipeBruh thats basic of the basic
>>21820586For steak and asparagus sure but mashed potatoes have a few ways and ingredient ratios you can use for different but still good results.
>>21819496>steak and potatoesYes, a simple, manly meal sure to make produce simple, manly turds. The asparagus piss would add a nice stench to the usual smells as well. Looks like a good meal OP!
>>21820613I've noticed you post in a few threads today
>>21820707Ah, a fellow enpoosiast! Tell me, what foods do you think turn your ploppings into the best droppings?
>>21820760Broccoli, collards, limas, avocados...
>>21820760Kek wtf
>>21819496I prefer steak and rice. Why? Because the rice soaks up all the juice.
>>21820882Btoccoli and beans for sure make for those great noxious poopfarts that let everyone within earshot know you're dropping a big load, and i would imagine the avocado would give it an interestingly foul smell as well as make it nice and soft and easy to dig my fingers into. I don't know about collard green shits, what do you like about those?
>>21819496What does it taste like?
>>21821433like some good shit
>>21820760cheap scotch and beef jerky
>>21821433Like stake and potatoes and asparagus potato chips
>>21821433>what does steak and potatoes taste like?Like potatoes and steak
>>21821423just max fiber and all do a decent job in pushing out a big turd, greens are always a good choice
>>21820970>>21819496Sear your steaks better godsdamn sons
>>21819496>Here's an entire thread of just my food. No cooking to show off. Why when I actually COOK you people a fucking steak and sides it's just 40 images and no responses? These people just go "here's my dinner", and 30 people want to talk about it.Is it jealousy of my mad skills? Or is it just that I'm so fucking awesome there's nothing left to say?>>21819526Fuck you. You're in the wrong thread. Fuck you.
>>21821433What? Why are you in here bothering with pointless bullshit posts?
>>21821895you're a future suicide statistic lel
>>21819496I ate a pork chop and potatoes tonight. Thoughts on pork chops? I love them and they’re a cheap source of protein!
>>21821914You don't need an exclamation point. You're not that excited about pork chops, anon.
>>21821908I see you have no actual defense for yourself. Just can't appreciate a master chef I suppose. The envy is crippling.
>>21821919I actually love pork chops. My wife doesn’t get why I like them so much. She always says that everyone sees pork chops as a struggle meal, but idc. I could eat them every day and be fine with it.
>>21821934I'm sure your wife always says "I don't get why you like pork chops so much, anon. Everyone sees them as a struggle meal."That sure sounds like a real thing your real wife who exists would say.
>>21821948I wonder what your husband says about your food preferences
>>21821433Cat food and pennies
>>21820970Steak, rice, and kimchi is such a good combo
>>21821895Blow it out your ass
>>21821767Seems backwards
>>21821954I do have a spouse though. I don't just make one up when I want to tell a fabricated anecdote.
>>21822008>I don't just make one up when I want to tell a fabricated anecdote.That's not what she told me.
>>21822016Why have you been talking to my fake wife?
>>21819647fat fuck hahaha
>>21821895>Is it jealousyNgl your post kinda sounds like some
>>21820585It's a basement.
