>sorry sir, we no longer have cup straws. you need to use the sippy lid like an undeveloped toddlerThe humiliation ritual never ends.
>>21819662>sorry sir, I no longer have pati3nce for this bullshit*throws cup
The whole point of the straw is so you don’t have to put your mouth on the cap where the wagie who didn’t washed his hands after taking a dump touched it.
Well, you're drinking fruity red 40 corn syrup like a toddler. Might as well go in for the full experience.
Why is this a problem for soda but not coffee?
>>21819686I only drink ice coffee
>>21819685This
>>21819662your problem for living in a liberal shithole
>>21819689>>21819686I was running errands yesterday and needed to take a massive shit so I went to the Starbucks for the first time in aeons and ordered an iced matcha, lightly sweetened, small and the bathroom key. The Zoomie scoffed and said there's no key, just a bathroom code: 676767 (I kid you not). So I took my shit, washed my hands and was greeted by my matcha with OP's lid, which surprised me. Is this new? That's the first time I've gotten fast food in a very, very long time so I wouldn't have any clue when the changeover happened.
Actually, don't use a cap. I want to taste the texture of the foam.
>>21819662I fucking hate these limp dick micro thin plastic cups. If Dave could see what happened to his company he would come back from the grave and reap vengeance. Give me Yellow cups or give me death.
I like the sippy lid and no I won’t apologize
>>21819662straws are for children. drink from a glass like a fucking adult.
>>21819662I'm sipping that lid like its wendys thick nipple.
>>21819662>humiliation ritualyes, going to wendy's (the clown dog of the real world) is a humiliation ritual.
>>21819670that is incorrect.the point of the straw is so the women don't mess up their lipstick.the straw serves no bearing on men.
>>21819709>taste the texturetaste is one sense.touch is another sense.you can't taste texture unless you're suffering from synesthesia.
>>21820178>paper cups are lined with an even thinner plastic that's almost like a wax>anon bitches about safer cupswild stuff.
>>21819662wait... you drink using a straw? are you a small child, sick, or a neurotic woman?
>>21819703sippy cup lids for coffee and tea have been a thing for decades op is just a troll.
>>21820432>anon bitches about safer cupsIt's about the aesthetic you inbred monkey.
>>21820439Decades, you say? How odd that I've never seen them before Monday. Or, I guess, I've never paid attention to other people's drinks. >>21819670>the wagie who didn’t washed his hands after taking a dump touched itI hadn't thought of that, but I did notice the Starbucks zoomie wore exceedingly thin plastic gloves, like the kinds Korean women wear for mixing kimchi, if you know what I'm talking about. I thought it was neat. Would you be less grossed out if the lids were paper wrapped like a teabag?
>>21819662Why do you need a straw? Is your jaw broken? If not, just drink out of the cup. You don't need a sippy lid, you doofus
Is this really necessary?
>>21820569Yeah you don't pay attention, those sip type covers have been standard on hot coffee, tea and other hot drinks since I was a kid 30+ years ago.
>>21820569The problem is that wagies wearing gloves is actually worse for hygiene than bare hands because they wash their hands even less when they wear them. I see people touching face and money with gloves then go make peoples food.
>>21820555>It's about the aestheticWoman moment.
>>21820430i bet you can't smell sounds either you acoustic retart
>>21819685KILLED
>>21820577I've seen the opaque ones for paper coffee cups, I just never took notice of the transparent ones for cold drinks. Again, >>21819703>That's the first time I've gotten fast food in a very, very long timeso it's not something that I would have first-hand experience with. The just recent change to plastic drinking cups I took notice of before this one was about fifteen years ago. A plastic cup from a coffee shop that had "this cup is corny!" written on it then a whole friggin paragraph about corn-based bioplastics and how this cup is biodegradable. Y'know. Typical virtue signaling stuff. I looked it up and it's only biodegradable under very specific conditions and otherwise barely any better than typical plastics as far as biodegradability is concerned. >>21820579Good point. But at least Wagie McMakesyourfood isn't wiping his ass with gloves on.
> wants a straw> can’t just take lid he doesn’t like offImagine being this lameI can’t
>>21819662Fun take: people who buy fast food deserve to be humiliated
>>21819662Only children require straws.
>>21820575Huh?
>>21820621i'm sorry you're not sane.
>>21820947What about disabled people? I volunteer with disabled advocacy and we provide waterbottles with long flexible straws to some of our wheelchair user clients so they can have a drink while on the go. They're especially useful for people with limited upper body mobility.
>be californian>some places are strict about following the law that you must actively request a napkin or utensilthey always put them really fucking far away too
>>21820555>>21820555>>21820432what is safer about plastic over paper?
>>21821325They did this in Rhode Island for straws and it lasted about one month and now everywhere just gives you a straw with your drink whether you ask or not. Politicians are as gay as it gets.
>>21820953>>21820575i think he meals the fuck ton of caffine
>>21821254children and the 0.01% of the pop that is disabled then.IDK growing up my mom always said use a straw in case they didnt clean the glass enough but the inside of the glass would still be dirty.
>>21821254Bean soup theory.
>>21819670What about coffee
>OMG MIRCOPLASTICS ARE POISONINGING MEok, we get rid of the plastic>NO NOT LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>21819662You can avoid that situation by NOT going to Wendy's.
>>21821981I only drink ice coffee I already explained this. It comes with a straw.
>>21822069I only drink hot coffee
