Fight me
*throws punch**trips over ur massive dong**accidentally kiss your dad on the lips*
>>21821504*grabs you at the arm and shoulder**whips you into the ropes*>you rebound off the ropes and run straight at me*effortlessly evades you**kicks you square in the asshole as you pass by and you fall flat on your face on the mat*
>>21821510*i roll out of the ring**your brother is in the audience**start kissing him and feeling him up**your mom is crying**quickly duck under the ring and blade myself**grab chair-WHAM**chair shot you in the face**you're bleeding and pissing and shidding your pant**1-2-3 pin**i rape your dad*
>>21821516>*quickly duck under the ring and blade myself*>*grab chair-WHAM*>*chair shot you in the face*I'm still *in* the ring, retard, you never got back inside, are you having delusions or something? Fucking retard, you're getting counted out as we speak.
>>21821531i'm aware of the countout, janetty-o. i rolled back in after i grabbed the chair. there's a reason i'm calling the match, jobbie.
>>21821502You can taste my meatballs if you want
>>21821536>i rolled back in after i grabbed the chairDelusional, you're out of the ring.
>>21821502this is all i feed to my kidsi also donate cans to the orphanage
>>21821540you ALWAYS slide back into the ring you fucking MARK. it was maybe a 7 count between kissing your brother, gigging, and grabbing the chair. it's IMPLIED that i rolled back into the ring. you just can't handle the fact you had to count the lights. and you have a gay dad. cope.
>>21821552>it's IMPLIED that i rolled back into the ringNUH FUCKING UH
>>21821556You and me. Next Sunday. LIVE at Spaghetti-Slam. Winner gets the strap. I want you in the Spaghetti Deathmatch. >each competitor has a bowl of cooked pasta noodles in a bowl in his corner>match doesn't end until you make your opponent bleed into his pasta bowl enough to cover the noodles>loser much eat his pasta
>>21821560whatev
>>21821561i'm gonna suplex you into the fuckin announce table, DORK
>>21821564*takes a firm grip of your nipple and squeezes it**torques it HARD*TITTY TWISTER
>>21821579Spaghetti Slam isn't till next Sunday, IDIOT. our match is already over (i pinned you and raped your dad).
>>21821502>3 cans of spaghettios (strained)>glass of milk>shot of grape juiceyup, its dinner time
>>21821659at what point in the meal do you take the shot of grape juice
>>21821663He mixes it into the milk
>>21821659>strained
>>21821663randomly but never close to when I drink the milk>>21821724I don't like it having too much sauce, so I get rid of most of it
>>21821744You disgust me
>>21821659you're mentally ill. hope this helps.
meatballs will do, but i greatly miss the sliced franks
>>21821848an adult longing for hotdog spaghettios is so fucking funny
some indian temp worker left an unopened can of spaghettios in a dollar store bowl in my office's lunchroom after he was redundant and it has sat there untouched for like 10 months no meatballs just the classic rings
>>21821560>>21821593>Spaghetti SlamDo they ever have food fight wrestling matches? >>21821659The plastic spoon is a nice touch lol, did you heat it up?
>>21821502i always keep a can or two of The Chefs on hand in case i need a quick meal.Its more expensive then ramen but at least it has some amount of nutritional value
How come the spaghetti-o and chef boyardee sauces taste so odd? Like they need some basil or roasemary.
>>21821659You should pair this with chili cheese Fritos and applesauce.
