What flavor are we washing our din din down with, anons?
>>21822079U din din din din dun ma din din din dun?
>ten flavors, each with a different character attached to it>unique, nice looking art for each onethis corporate sloppa from muh childhood has more effort put into it than anything else i've seen in stores, or maybe anywhere, for the past ten yearsgod everything is so fucking horrible now
>>21822079Poppin' Peach's' Pink
>>21822095muh?
>>21822095Why have they taken the joy out of every single thing?
>>21822079I'd love to drink link's juice iykwim
>>21822079why is peach doing a seig heil?
>>21822095My thoughts exactly. They have such contempt for us they don’t even bother with our slop anymore.
>>21822095Those ten flavors weren’t invented for this promotion, retard. The only thing they did for this promotion is draw the art (which looks like shit) and write the copy (written like a 60 year old who has never heard of a video game)Take off your nostalgia-poisoned glasses, this is a shitty promotion to sell fruit flavored sugar water.
>>21822158can you try a little harder
>>21822158Jealous poor kid detected
>>21822079>Peach saluting the Führer like a good citizen
>>21822156the actual cause is nobody has kids anymore and there are so many laws surrounding marketing towards the few remaining children that there isn't any money left to be made. It's why toys don't really exist anymore either, it's all limited edition "drops" for adult collectorfags.
>>21822079>keeps Kirby in the pinkwhat did they mean by this
>>21822423"In the pink" of health. It's a white people thing. Browns like you can't ever be in the pink that way because your skin can't ever actually be pink.
The fuwwy dwink :333
>>21822494So Wild Cherry then?
>>21822079>GameCube era starfox with krystals staffBased based based!
>>21822421Sad but true
>>21822079kirby or peachi like raspberry and i like lemonademaybe combine them
>>21822395>Heil Hi-Cler
>>21822421You must not have kids lmaoo
>>21822130she's cucking the Italian (Mussolini) plumber faggot
>>21822628Why is star fox forgotten?
>>21822079soul
>>21822158I also was from a family that was stretched thin, so we'd get those shitty barrel drinks with the aluminum foil lids and everyone knew we were poor faggots.(Star)Fox, meet grapes.
>>21822079>Toad
Peach's pink juices.
>>21822886i didn't forgeti did like pokemon more tho
>>21823544based
>>21822079We're adults here so we don't call it "din din" and we don't drink discontinued juice boxes.
>>21823898you dont sound fun, and I dont want to associate with you.
I didn't drink hi c even as a kid but id collect the starfox one just because im a furry
>>21822079They really liked the word "Bop" huh?
>>21824570Yes
>>21822421Nah, there are people having kids, but we're in a recession so people aren't buying stuff like this anymore
>>21822126No
>>21822079Blazin blueberry