both because I'm not autistic
>>21825501
flats
The real debate is ranch or bleu cheese. Stop being a jackass OP.
>>21825528see>>21825516
>>21825533>seeno easy way out shithead
>>21825534
drums has more cartilage to eat aroundflats are more moist than drums thanks to the fattier meatdrumfags never acknowledge this.
the skin is the primary appeal of a wing compared to just eating a thigh or something and the skin on the flats is better
>>21825541no it's not
>>21825528Only third world rejects eat blue cheese so this is not even a debate.
>>21825625lol no shitskins prefer ranch because they’re lactose intolerant. How many niggers have you ever seen eat blue cheese? Blue cheese is The White Man’s choice and everything else is shitskins cope.
>>21825501Flats if the wings are good quality because bad quality wings are more likely to have the bones break and that's less likely with drums. I don't eat bad quality wings so flats is the correct answer but they're both tasty.
>>21825679wutthere's lactose in ranch too. blue cheese (which is low in lactose) aside, they're made from pretty similar ingredients
>>21825501Drums are easier to eat and look nicer. Drums 100%
>>21825528Moldy cheese gets thrown out.
>>21825501>eats this partfucking psychopaths
>>21825679post pic of biceps, mr racism outside /b/
thighs are superior to both
>>21825501Flats, drums always have this shitty "body of a flask" shaped piece of cartilage where it connects the muscle to the bone or whatever.
>>21825528blue cheese has mold in it>>21825625blue cheese has mold in it>>21825679ranch is ok>>21825709there is mold in blue cheese gross>>21825766yes
>>21825911grow up
>>21825892just eat the cartilage broit's too much on legs but for the wing drum it's no big deal
>>21825932Oh I do, I just don't favor it. I'll always eat the drums first to then ahego on the flats.
>>21825941that's fairi prefer the drums myselfflats have too much skin for methe texture feels loose and squishy instead of meaty
>>21825954but isn't the skin the best? When I was young I would always poach the crispy chicken legs skin from my parents and grant parents, can't really do that with wings I guess, it has all the seasoning!
I won't eat cartilage, I'm not asian or a dog. Real human beings don't eat cartilage
>>21825969low test, you think your ancestors cared? Might aswell go vegan pussy
>>21825501Boneless
A lot of fags complaining about the cartilage... OH. MY. DAYS. Listen yeah? eating cartilage is good for you. When i eat chicken wings or drumsticks I chew off the ends and suck the bone marrow out. If there is one thing blacks are good at it's being normal and not overthinking things, they chew off the ends so, so do I.You act black to be cool, I act black for health benefits. We are not the same
>>21825501>flatsWhere are you getting this term?
>>21825528Where's the salad though?
both>>21826105that's what they're called.
>>21825501i love flats, they have this flakey piece of meat between the two bones that is the best part of chicken, not to mention higher skin to meat ratio than drumsalso just learn to eat them properly by taking out one bone and eating the hole thing like a drum anyways
>>21825990this is a chicken wing thread, not chicken nugget thread
>>21825501drums.flats are still delicious, but the extra bone just makes it a hassle.>>21825528the wings already have sauce, fatass.
>>21825540>not eating the cartilagetits or gtfo.
>>21825883that was not an option.if you want to discuss such things you may start your own thread.stop trying to detract from the topic at hand, that's such a leftist (read: utterly Goddamned fucking retarded) thing to do.
>>21825501Drums because I find that little piece on meat between the bones on flats to be annoying to get out. Also flats are sometimes broken and the tiny broken cooked chicked bone skeeves me out.>>21825528Blue cheese. You can use ranch but if you call that a Buffalo wing I'm going to stop eating them and start throwing them at you.
>>21825914>t. Ethan Winters
>>21826182drums then, sullenly
>>21825914oh so you like chunky mold dressing huh blue cheese has mold in it
>>21825560Yes it is, assuming it's cooked correctly.
I started liking flats more when I found out you can rip the little bone out before you eat them.I found out about that way too late.
what if you fuse the two together?
>>21826423Do not do that, it creates mustard gas
>>21825501flats unless youre retarded, you break one side and slide all the meat off, its amazing
>>21825501Mix of both. Skin off. Leave on the grill until we'll done.
>>21826517>Skin offexample?
>>21825501Flats but I'm not picky enough to ask just for them when ordering wings.
>>21826179"she/her" hasnt developed them yet
>hey cletus what do we do with all these chicken scraps, you know the feet and feathers and wings?>uh oh gee I dunno billy, maybe we can sell the wings to city folk and tell them it's a delicacy like snails?>wow cletus you sure are clever!
>>21825501both niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Flats have the best skin, but the bones in drums are bigger so there is more marrow in them. Eating the marrow is only worthwhile if the wings are seasoned well through
>>21826618Poor people can't afford wings, they usually buy leg quarters or eat the organ meats
>>21825501I like both equally
>>21825679You know white people can be lactose intolerant and nonwhite people can be lactose tolerant, right?
>>21826638>Poor people can't afford wingsSame thing happened with crab and lobster.Used to be trash food for poors and now it's a luxury for wealthy people, purely through effective marketing.
>>21826689I just bought wings for 3 dollars a pound. I have no clue what you're talking about.
>>21825501Depends.>Sauced upflats>fried, no saucedrums
>>21826692>he paid a premium for skin and bonesI guess I should be thankful that you are subsidizing the cost of chickens so that I can buy the good meat for cheap.
Both, because I like drumettes better but acknowledge flats as having the superior morsels of meat. I'll leave an extra flat or two for the serious flat-lovers, though
>>21825954You like dark meat to be meaty huh???
>>21826518not very effective as an example, unless there are other chickens around to see it and be intimidated
>>21825501I can swallow flats whole
>>21825501NeitherI don't want bones in my meat, OK?
>>21826518We have a couple places here in Florida that do wings with the skin removed and charred up on the grill. They call the wally wings. And they're fucking delicious.
>>21825528Ranch for sure. Blue cheese is good on other stuff but doesn't pair well with buffalo sauce imo. >>21825625The fuck? Blue cheese is from Europe. I've never even seen it anywhere that isn't white people oriented, unless you count Americanized as fuck Mexican restaurants.
>>21827887but the skins the best part
>>21825528>Make wing>Cover in sauce>Need to smother it in another sauceFatass.
>>21827899I agree. The skin is good when done right. But I'm addicted to the wally wings. If you have a place near you that does skin off wings, you should try it once.
>>21825528buffalo sauce
I eat the whole wing. Meat, Cartilage, Marrow, Bones. Fucking everything. I got a dog stomach. I get my money's worth.
>>21828166Is eating bones even safe? How do you not like puncture your esophagus?
>>21828166dog's can't eat chicken bones.
>>21825528There is near unanimous agreement among Western New Yorkers (the region in which the chicken wing was invented) that wings are served with bleu cheese. It's actually a surefire way to figure out if someone is a tourist by them eating wings with ranch.You can eat whatever you want however you want obviously, but if you have wings with ranch it in an undeniably inauthentic experience.Also good job (kind of) derailing OP's thread>>21825501Both, like drums a little more
>>21829775what kind of dogs does the recipe recommend?
>>21829775>Tatipa tipa daa