Why do Europeans seem to have a natural talent for topping pizza, as opposed to Americans who eat nothing but cheese pizza and sometimes 'pepperoni' pizza (if it's yom kippur)?
>>21826737I'm American. My go-to is sausage and pesto pizza.
>>21826737What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>21826737They can’t afford appetizers or side dishes in Europe so as a compromise the chef will sprinkle whatever extras are laying around the kitchen on top
>>21826738What I posted in the OP contains quail eggs, shrimp, pancetta, capers, cherry tomatoes, brie and olives, and it's from a regular Eastern European pizza place. Idk man, you could learn something from us instead of eating lukewarm 'tomato pies' with a burnt crust as a delicacy.
>>21826750Eastern and Northern Europeans' "pizza" is a crime against cuisine.
>>21826744>They can’t afford appetizers or side dishes in EuropeWe certainly don't have the weird obsession with breadsticks that Americans do. It's true, they don't give you breadsticks for free in most European pizzerias because pizza contains a lot of bread, and pasta dishes too, in a sense.Oh dear, what did the EuroGOD post now? Is that ASPARAGUS pizza? Buh buh muh authentic Sicilian granny pizza wit da 10 cm thick crust and only tomato sauce as a topping! Oh! Like my nonna useda to makeah!
A better view of the veggie pizza (that is, REAL veggie pizza, not floppy cheese pie) from the last post. Can Americans even dare to dream of such culinary heights?
Do Sweden next. Then Brazil!
>>21826744People here are more likely to eat pizza at an authentic italian restaurant than a pizza fast food restaurant. If you eat at the restaurant you're obviously going to order an appetizer which is gonna be miles better than some cheap bread sticks. These appetizers aren't really convenient for takeaway.
Clam pizza? Fuggedaboudit! Dis is EUROPE, bozo! How's about shrimp, caviar, pine nut and sour cream pizza?
>>21826737They're prepared to consider putting fish or other sorts of salami on, or even mushrooms. All those seem to break the American mind, no idea why.
>>21826785I hate it that they leave the shells on. I don't want to get my hands dirty like some Indian.
These threads are very necessary because Americans claim to have invented the pizza and to hold some sort of monopoly over what real pizza's supposed to be. However, the Europeans, creators of 2 highly original World Wars, cannot be bound in the chains of conformity that easily!
EuroDEITIES, how can you create such unique pizza EXPERIENCES for the discerning pizza enjoyer?
psst, hey, Murrican, you can put other cured meats on your pizza than just milano sausage under a weird name, you know?
I see the euros are prepping for WW3. Probably a good call to get used to scrounging whatever is edible.
>>21826737>my pizza thread won't get traction unless I bait flag warsIf your pizza was good enough to stand out on its own, you wouldn't need to invoke americans for your thread.
>>21826737Honestly hand-torn cheese chunks are enough.If I'm feeling luxurious I'll add in an extra chunk or two.
>>21826785>How's about shrimp, caviar, pine nut and sour cream pizza?How about spreading out the toppings so I can have some in every bite, rather than just tossing a whole shrimp onto one section of the pie. Now behold a great american creation, buffalo chicken pizza with generous amounts of buffalo chicken in every bite.
>>21826737The worst pizzas I have ever had were in Europe. Who the fuck thinks that Edam is an appropriate pizza cheese. Every one i had in Europe tried to use Edam.
>>21826951I'd say you were in a remote corner of Europe without strong pizza game, like CZ, Poland, maybe Romania, Lithuania amirite?
>>21826951>The worst pizzas I have ever had were somewhere in 44 countries.
European pizza typically sucks, the entire center part is flobbery at best, wet dough more typically. Ittsa garbage.
>>21827170>muh rubbery pizzaI like my pizzas like I like my clits...thin, wet and juicy. Hell yeah, muhfugga, you just schlurrp that shit up...mmm....add some sour cream on top....yeaaahhhh...
Europeans are cultured. Americans are single digit IQ, mouth breathing knuckle dragging fat slobs.
>>21827229We're literally the same people
>>21826740op is too insecure to talk about something without rambling about how bad something else is in comparison
Shit thread. Baiting fat idiots
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>>21826737Yo the side salad for the bitch spilled all over the Zah
>>21826737>sometimes 'pepperoni' pizza (if it's yom kippur)?Pepperoni pizza isn't even kosher, you're not supposed to mix meat with dairy.
>>21828361The American panically resorts to ebonics in the face of the overwhelming EuroSUPERMAN mastery of the pizza medium
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