So basically this lets me eat pizza pretty much every day??
Yes. Just like how the glory hole lets you eat cock every day
>So basically this lets me eat pizza pretty much every day??You could always do that.>uncured pepperoniThe curing is in the "no nitrates or nitrites added except for those naturally occurring in celery powder".
>>21827403I got that one once. Turns out Bettergoods makes a pepperoni and ricotta ultra-thin which has fewer carbs and tastes better. So my cheat pizza is that with extra cheese and pepperoni and other toppings.
>>21827436meat preserved with celery powder legally must be labeled "Uncured" or "No Nitrates/Nitrites Added," even though it contains the literal exact same concentration of nitrites as traditional curing saltyou want pepperoni and salami to be cured anyways so the whole thing is just a farce, you're eating like maybe 1 ounce of the stuff in an entire pizza. what's egregious is when they do that "uncured" shit to pulled pork where the serving size is like 8oz, that shit is literally inedible and will probably give you hypertension
>pizza everydayconsidering neapolitan pizza is essentially a flat bread with a smear of crushed strained tomatoes, a few slices of basil and a few slices of mozzarella and MAYBE a slither of meat you could've always eaten pizza everydaycoating the entire thing with grated cheese, sausage and cured meats is an American behavioral trait
>>21827751A "slither" of meat? Slather wouldn't have worked either FYI.
>>21827754It's an informal British English phrase.
>56g protein in entire pie >36g fiber in entire pie >700 calories in entire pieHoly shit..Eat the whole thing and you're going to swell horizontally and murder your appetite. Those are some dense calories.
>>21827436>2g salt for 12 oz of foodholy heck
