God bless
>>21832041How much are you weighing these days anon? Not trying to judge, God bless
>>21832041God bless
$3 tip on a $50 order - worry less about blessing the internet and more about blessing the delivery driver ya cheap fukk
>>21832041Based. I had pizza today too. Chicken, bacon and 'chovies. Twas delicious. God bless you too OP.
>>21832044Take the homecook pill and make your own pizza. It'll be more fun to make, cheaper, and you don't have to worry about the ubereats driver farting on your pie.
>>21832093This. I only do homecooked pizza now. I started for fun and kept doing it because it tastes better and costs much less.
>>21832041a little too bready for me
>>21832044Good ‘za choices but def take care of yourself OP
>>21832053Found the delivery geek, guys.
>>21832041He's BACK!! And not even bothering with the pretense of health. He's pushing 250 and this will help get him there. Wowee Zowee! $50 for a night's eating "pleasure". I've never seen OP make a steak or a nice piece of fish. I've never seen a pot roast or anything like that at all. It's just the laziest junk food or the laziest bowl of terrible ingredient combinations. I think he just doesn't really like real food. If he could cook himself satisfying non-junk meals, he could thrive. But that's not going to happen. We are creatures of habit. And anyone paying attention to 'godbless guy' is seeing the habit just get worse. A moment of silence for OP's impending stroke, heart attack, or even death.
>>21832048Those are for athletes. You haven't had an honest sweat in years.
>>21832180God bless.
>>21832178>videoGood snack ideas
You've inspired me to "cheat", OP.But I will cheat reasonably and affordably. And after eating a big salad.
>>21832192you have to be trolling
>he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a mangod bless, anon
>>21832236Most people believe you don't truly even become a man until you lose your virginity.I think making himself into a fatbeast is more to mask the pain of never achieving manhood in the first place.And seeing as it's much easier to pull tail when fit, OP is pretty much ensuring that he's going to never catch any. It's sad to see.
I don't do this often so I'm doing it right. When I get this home I'm going to load it up with pepperoni and onions and garlic and bake it longer. It will last for 3 meals when it's done. 3 meals for $13. Can't beat it.
>>21832239>Most people believe you don't truly even become a man until you lose your virginity.Yeh well most people are retards and don’t even understand what sex really is. They spend their lives “chasing tail” (their own).
>>21832250As long as you've experienced sex yourself you can make that dismissive statement. Otherwise you wouldn't understand what sex really is either. It's about being enough for another person to give themselves to you at the end of the day. To demonstrate some kind of worthiness. Everyone should try it at least once. Then they're a man and can never do it again if they don't want to.
>>21832041why does it look a day old
>>21832041Please kill yourself
>>21832262He's doing it as fast as he can by this method. It's almost impossible to gain over a pound a day, but OP is living that dream. And this is how he does it.
bless the liord
>>21832262he is
The foundation.
>>21832336Note that you'd be lucky to get some of each ingredient in each slice. My, are they chintzy with the toppings. Well, we'll fuckin' solve that shit.
First some more whole milk mozz
>>21832337Pizza bros I think dis gonna be good
Lots of pepperoni
Thin sliced sweet onion.
he's posting fast food againuttershitem8
A few minutes under the broiler and it is ready to slice.
Thanks, Dominos! I will now eat your stupid pizza.
>>21832336Disgraceful as is. But hey, $13.
So, update. I've eaten half of >>21832349this pizza. I said it would last 3 meals (as a pizza that size I make from scratch does) but it's already at most gonna be two. After I ate a couple slices I just kept going. Then I felt like I was having heart palpitations and was going to die young. Then that passed and I immediately wanted to eat more! I have not, but I strongly, STRONGLY crave sugar now. I want to eat a bunch of ice cream. I could absolutely go for a couple of bowls of sugary cereal. And thank fucking gawd that I don't have any of that in my house. I'd have to bake a cake or make peanut brittle or something if I wanted to eat empty sweet calories. I am not that motivated at this time of night. I may keep eating that pizza though. And that is fucked up. So tonight I visited the dark side where OP is living right now. It do be like that. I feel like a total food junkie right now. I could imagine giving in to this and just ballooning up because it tastes too good not to. It's like actual drugs. Dominos Pizza and all other corporate slop peddlers are trying to hook us and kill us. And this is why I stay away from it. It's cheap and (can be modified to be) delicious.
>>21832252>It's about being enough for another person to give themselves to you at the end of the daySure, that’s a conscious aspect but there is also the unconscious aspect that just wants to fuck and suck and nearly all of us have surrendered somewhere in between.If that is your definition of sex then it would seem what you really want is a genuine partner, so why belittle such an honourable notion by referring to it in such a way?
Dominos is diabolical. The acidity of the sauce -there to cut the sweetness- is irritating the roof of my mouth. This food is terrible for the body in so many ways. I can taste the sugar in every bite. And pepperoni. Every 2nd or 3rd bite I'll get one of their scant toppings. And it doesn't make for good cold pizza. The window is brief. Not bad when fresh. Addictive even. Pure evil. And then you discover diminishing returns. Either way it doesn't satisfy you like whole foods do. You eat way more and feel less full. I can't myself see becoming OP though. Because the regret is immediate for me. And I remember that part, not the insane first 15 minutes of eating hot pizza. I'm thinking about the healthy stuff I'm going to be making. I'm thinking I don't want pizza for a good while. And when next I do I'm making it from scratch again. And I'll bet that's mostly why I'm addicted is because I made the pizza better. I'm not sure I'd be whaling out so much without having modified and further darkened the pizza.
>>21832456I used to get these really tiny tonsil stones from eating domino's. I only know it was cause of domino's cause soon after I quit and stopped getting free food, I stopped getting them
Holy hell I'm gonna be sick. The drawing is OP though.I can't eat another bite. Who could eat 2 or 3 pizzas like this? Don't feel like me. Just say no.
>>21832459Yeah, I NEVER get this. It's specifically this sauce. That's fucked. I bet you could smear it on a balloon and it would eat through and make it burst. Let's start that as a myth so those gingers can bust it.
>>21832041it's not god bless, it' O'besse
>>21832178“Wowee Zowee” indeed. $50 for what sounds like a fast-track to regret with fries. If you’re doing funeral planning for someone who’s still posting, that says more about you than his cholesterol. Roast the food, not the person — or better yet, send him a spatula and a cardiologist’s number.
>>21832048
QRD?Is this the lentils and oatmeal guy on an eating binge?
>>21832590Since November. You've missed quite a bit. He ate 27 Hot Pockets in the last thread. He's an Olympic eater now. The DeFat-Thalon! LOL
>>21832595That's 27 of them in a single day. He must've eaten 5 cases of them during the thread's lifetime.
>>21832053kek shocker theyre greedy too
>>21832044>hand tossed>not hand pan cooked well doneNgmi anon, take the hand pan pill, unless your dominos actually does hand tossed right and isn’t just a rolled out piece of shit like the dominos near me does.
>>21832180Why would an athlete want to drink sugar water?
>>21832041If I'm going to splurge and eat a whole pizza, I'm getting something better than Dominoes. Even Little Caesar's and Papa John's taste better than Dominoes ffs.
>>21832706Most trash take. As far as unhealthy chain go dominoes is peak.
>>21832698Hydration and quick energy. Your muscles store sugar and use it first during exercise. Most athletes will have sugary drinks or sugar gel type things during physical activity.
>>21832706Little Caesar’s pan pizza cooked well done is so hard not to eat the entire thing. It’s not the best Detroit style, but for like $8 I can’t bitch too much.
>>21832720Nope. I just ate one myself and I'd rate any other chain higher except Pizza Hut and Ceasars. Dominos is almost as low as you can go.
>>21832044>one was free and its STILL 50 bucksgrim
>>21832046234lb. thank you for the blessing, you too>>21832051thank you for the blessing, you too>>21832059sounds good. and thank you for the blessing, you too>>21832161>>21832561lol
>>21832176thank you for the compliment and thank you for the care and concern>>21832227+21832247+21832336+21832338+21832340+21832343+21832348>>21832349good base great mods. well done>>21832236>a beastthe hibernating fat tired bear pic. thank you for the blessing, you too>>21832315amen
>>21832177*former
>>21832814Why do munchies need the pretzels? I like them but it's cheap filler and they know it.
>>21832814you'll be doing a lot of praying in the hospital soon
>>21832875try putting the reese's pieces into the frappuccino and letting it sit until it dissolves then cramming it up your ass
>>21832178I entered this thread for the sole purpose of calling you a gay retard and also to tell you to commit suicide.
>>21832882that's funny, I entered this thread to tell OP to commit suicide but it looks like he's already in the process.
>>21832876I tried this once they dont melt and my asshole is permanently orange now.
>>21832933Congratulations on making the first post I've ever seen from you that doesn't make me think you're the stupidest anon on 4chan. You got a smirk from me with that one.
>>21832041What happened OP?God bless.
Well,I only have a humble frozen pizza but I'll join your thread.God bless
>>21832977I'm going to eat two frozen pizzas tonight
>>21832044Anon you were scammed. Those pizzas are $12 regular. You just paid for both with an illusion of one free.
bod gless
>>21832053NTA but fuck that shit if I spend 50 dollars on a couple of pizzas and a bread thing then 3 dollars is plenty for a fucking tip
>>21832811It was a terrible choice, OP. I only did it to experience how you're living, and it made me feel sick while also wanting more. I don't know how you do it. I'm already back to eating right and that pizza lifestyle is in the rearview mirror. I hope you sort it all out. I couldn't put my body through that and more every day like we see you doing.
>>21832818>cheap fillerWhy do you see Cheetos and Doritos and Sunchips as anything above "filler" though? It's ALL fucking filler and YOU know it. It's all just corn and wheat and grains pulverized and processed into stuff barely resembling natural food. Pretzels are simpler and don't require chemical coatings of flavor and and coloring. Is it those dazzling extra flourishes that make the other snacks in there seem so comparatively "high-end"? LOL
>>21832977are you dipping your pizza in barbecue sauce
>>21832952>from youLOL, you are so dumb. You come here every time and you think that everyone concerned about OP is me. I've told you that I don't write short posts and I always capitalize my opening words and follow all the rules, but you are so dense you still just think it's all me. You still don't understand that it's a whole group here. If I miss a day someone else will have posted something in the same vain. No matter how many words I use or what insights I may share, you still think I'm "the stupidest". And that really says more about you than me.And I almost killed myself last night. I ate an enormous pizza and felt a heart attack coming on. I got down and dirty with the OP lifestyle and lived to tell about it. I'm one of those in-depth journalists now. So you don't have to. You should appreciate me more, not less.
>>21833661Cope
>>21833671I'm just not going to read your post man.
>>21833676Yes, you are wrong and you're "coping" with that. >>21833680So you just write that in response to every long post you see? No, you read it and it was to you and that offended you and the only way you can attempt to both strike back AND be dismissive and disrespectful is to pull the old "didn't read". Everyone sees through that. It's a truly sad attempt because it betrays that I got you. You just don't have it in you to ignore a post that slaps at you. Few here do. I know I usually don't. But I do have the brains to hit back solidly. You're fun. Keep coming back.
>>21833697Man, you are so angry. Want to talk about what's upsetting you? Taking it out on people who aren't responsible for your misfortune isn't cool.
>>21833697I told you several days ago that I'm not going to read your posts anymore.Why do you bother? What's wrong with you?
>>21833697Would.
>>21833700>>21833701>being this mad about wordslmfao
>>21833712Theres something wrong with you that you refuse to come to terms with.
>>21833712what?
>>21833697>>21833671bro ur posts are turning everybody retardedstopand stop trying to co-opt the threadjust stop everything ur doing
>>21833701You KEEP replying! lolEven just to express your displeasure at having to look at a long post to supposedly "ignore". Why are you constantly triggered?I don't come here to write to you. But you inject yourself into the conversation. You refuse to ignore me even when you claim to. Just don't comment on my comments if you don't want to get dirty.
>>21832429>I strongly, STRONGLY crave sugar now. I want to eat a bunch of ice cream. I could absolutely go for a couple of bowls of sugary cereal.I think that’s the real danger of pizza feasts - I also always get strong sugar cravings after eating a bunch
>>21833800Yeah, it wasn't a normal feeling at all. From the first few bites it felt engineered to check all the right boxes and make me just want to keep eating. But that fucking acidic sauce. I'm sure they can't make the formula work as well without it, but it was for real kind of burning my mouth. I eat spicy stuff all the time and it wasn't like that. I had sushi for lunch and I've got some prawns thawed and a head of romaine and I'm going to make a shrimp Caesar for dinner. I have no desire to eat pizza or burgers or hot pockets or ice cream now. And I've even had my evening bong hits. I guess I just successfully trained myself to crave better things. I wish OP would eat some real food. When he does it's that boiled oatmeal shit. No wonder he flies back into the arms of Mother Junkslop.
>>21833714I'm not the guy posting paragraphs you fucking retard, but I'm coming to like him because of how much he makes people seethe for no reason
>>21833831I'm the paragraph poster and he thinks I'm the only one here. I'm not trying to piss anyone off. I don't get it either. The many words offend some people. They can't really side with OP because who even can anymore? So I'm the enemy now.It's probably just the bmw keys guy. He finds me in every thread and tries to harass me. But he's certainly not the only one who reacts to huge posts like that. He may be the most clueless.
>>21833835everybody in this thread is deeply autistic. me included, I'm not being egoistic. OP is obviously fucked in the head.I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, you're pretty fucked too being this invested in some rando. but the people getting triggered over some guy writing posts that they don't have to read, directed at somebody other than them, are also fucked in the head and they can't see it.it's hilarious. I used to think these threads were just spam but they're quickly becoming some of my favourite on this board for the pure autism they attract for some reason.
>>21833782I'm not gonna read that
>>21833841Yeah, I've gotta be mentally fucked somehow. I slipped through the cracks I guess and have had a normal life undiagnosed with anything, but now I find myself spending too much time here instead of pursuing more rational ambitions. I need to get another writing job of some kind to put all of my words into. They aren't appreciated here. And I don't like that this place brings out the worst in me. I'm prone to bits of cruelty I don't like about myself. There were years where I stayed off this site and stayed busy in the real world. Since quarantines I really haven't ventured back out like I should. Got used to just living here in my privately defined world. When there are no life obstacles we get atrophied and complacent. This website and this board and thread especially do not deserve so much of my attention. That's why I really want this shit with OP to be resolved somehow or another. Either he keeps eating and dies or he really gets it together and eats healthily consistently. Something about his blatant extremism is so fascinating to me. It's embarrassing too like watching trash TV reality shows. I hate this shit. Even when I'm hosting my own cooking threads I'm still monitoring old "godbless" here. I even drop references in (picrel). And it's something I don't like being chained to. But I have to see it through. No matter what's going on in my life I must see how OP is living and try to help him by any means necessary. Bullying worked for me, so I'm hoping it may help him.
>>21833841i see this thread from time to timelately i feel like the lardass posting the pics and the guy makes massive hate writeups are the same personwho else could care so much about the other's actions?
Keep it up King, the pizza party must've been legendary.
>>21833890Interesting theory. Your distrusting brain doesn't work like mine does. There's no logic in what you think really.
>>21832044OO-OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
>>21833906Gross. lol, apparently there are far worse things on the internet to watch as "entertainment" than OP's little journey.Some fat guy pigging out and sleeping in a bright room is one thing I have no interest in.
>>21833858>I'm prone to bits of cruelty I don't like about myselfAt least you're conscious of it and are willing to admit it>>21833841I personally just find it mildly fascinating, I generally don't participate in these threads
>>21833890could be but I don't think so, they each have very distinct writing styles so unless it's a guy consciously code switching in between posts, which would be an extremely elaborate troll. it's not impossible but it's unlikely. the obsession is weird but I get it, it's not uncommon actually to develop these kind of para social relationships with schizos and other characters on the site. it's basically the whole reason lolcow farming communities like kiwifarms exist. I have been prone to it myself, I mean look at me analyzing the way people type, like I said earlier I'm autistic too. I haven't ever been as obsessed as this guy but I get it and I'm inclined to think it's genuine.
>>21833782Funny, you write a rant about me and then complain I'm 'triggered.' If you don't want replies, stop baiting the thread.
>>21832698Turns out drinking sugar, salt and water makes shit suck a little less. You should know this.
>>21834041>baiting the threadFuck off. I'm sincere and I'm not trying to provoke anyone here. People were upset about the A.I. stuff so I stopped making it specifically to be acknowledged as someone not trolling. I don't know who you are. Unlike some people here I don't assume anything about anyone. I don't think people are misrepresenting themselves or samefagging anyone.>>21833981It's trippy to read about the idea of my identity being part of a complex effort to trick everyone. I don't even see how anyone could come up with such a thing. It's bad enough that I'm preoccupied with following this shit and posting about it. I can't even imagine the energy and mental sickness necessary to be also eating all that foul garbage and posting all that faggy religious shit. I don't doubt that there are minds capable of such a thing, but I can't even imagine it. THAT would be fascinating. And fucking scary. I'm pretty active on this board. For anyone paying attention I clearly have a different kitchen and different life. And MOST IMPORTANTLY a different brain than OP.
>>21834089Sure, sincere, got it. Tone doesn’t come with a badge, so maybe let your posts speak for you instead of announcing it like a public service. Self righteous cunt.
>>21833664yeah,frozen pizzas never have enough tomato sauce in them
>>21834105
>>21833981yeah, i get iti've got a dose of the tism too, this just doensn't seem to tickle my give a shit i guess>>21833913>There's no logic in what you think really.you're not wrong
>>21832956they skimped the alt sauce on the right one a bit. still delicious and very good where it was. thank you for the blessing, you too>>21832977looks good>>21833657thank you for the well wishes>>21833858>They aren't appreciated here.that aint true, some do some dont. im always amazed reading such lengthy commentary about my slop and junk. thank you for the intent to help>>21833906thank you it was. have a good day
one from last night didn't post
>>21834394Even at my fattest and drunkest, I wouldn't eat fucking boyardee out of a can with doritosI woulda went doritos with some kinda dip, artichoke jalapeno probably, and a couple beersor a dr. p with rumEither way lay off the chips, they're shit for you and they aren't even cheap anymore. I don't see a price printed on the bag, but I know they're fucking overpriced.
>>21834526God Bless.
>>21834526God Bless
>>21834636thank you for the blessing, you too
>>21834638thank you for the blessing, you too
milk duds oatmeal
>>21834643Let's not
>>21834643What's your recipe for this, King?
>>21834643Hmmm this could be a good base to make a chocolate caramel cookie. Interesting. Maybe some peanut butter too.
>>21834643God bless.
>>21834643I can't ask god to bless this one.God bless you but not the food.
>>21834643
lol, really?What a fucking pointless circlejerk this has become.
>>21834663box of milk duds minus 3 of them, western family steel cut oats, 2 skim milk ice cubes and a pinch of salt>>21834683sounds good please make and post>>21834839thank you for the blessing, you too
baked cantonese-style vegetable egg rolls with a dip of motts garden cocktail low sodium, cumin paprika ginger white pepper and pickling salt
>>21835409>low sodiumyeah wouldn't want to go overboard on the salt now would you
>>21835379thank you for your blessing
>>21835409So essentially V-8? Strange dip. You may as well just have a bunch of sweet and sour or something. Cute how even after weeks of not making anything real you're now doing the little chemistry experiments for a dip. >>21835410He added pickling salt to it! Doesn't need to make sense.
>>21834643Looks fucking deliciousYou are eternally blessed OP
>>21834089>>21835418self absorbed and miserable>>21835409god bless
>>21832814>glass frappeThese are surprisingly addictive, I used to snag them from work all the time
>>21835379god bless
>>21834643>>21835409God Bless.
