Uber Eats won't let me delete my account so I've been abusing their refund policy. Thank you for the free food ban me if you feel brave. I fucking hate delivery apps. I want to stop but i can't. So many groceries die on the vine because of convience.
I womder if i tell the poo nigger in support that I'll kill the next deliverer who comes to my house will they delete my account? I wouldn't but what other option do I have?
>>21834495>what other option do I have?delete the app from your phone and never re-install it?
>>21834485i've been doing this for years with doordash and uber eats. after you do it for a while, make a burner email, use old account to get referral bonus on new account, set up exact same payment info and address and do it some more. alternate between apps for each order to avoid rolling-window risk tools they use to analyze consumer behavior. the actual humans working there don't give a shitit's comical that they don't have some backend check for new accounts with the same financial information
>>21834569I don't have the app. I use chrome or whatever
>>21834485>Uber Eats won't let me delete my accountYes they will
>>21834485>Uber Eats
Why do you care about your account being deleted? Just delete the app wtfOr are you having trouble getting off their stupid member subscription?
>>21834485>I want to stop but i can't.Yes you can.
>>21834740>>21834737I use chrome and Uber Eats basically forces me to use it 3 to 4 times a day, jackasses.
>>21834737I don't have the app. >>21834740Maybe. But the learned helplessness I have now makes it difficult. Now the lamest excuse I can find will be all I need to start ordering shit. My best course of action is to try and get banned because Uber keeps your info
>>21834485>abusing their refund policy. >10 years from now AI uncovers the fraud and the gestapo come and take your kids and shoot your wife in the face
>>21834485>I want to stop but i can'tGood. Die of heart failure and get replaced by a human with a functioning brain.
>>21834485I dont get the issue, uber eats isnt drugs, alcohol, gambling or porn. Why cant you just stop?
>>21834920He's fat and retarded
>>21834485Just do something to get banned that isn't illegal. Abusing the refund request is a good start. Request a refund on every order and make up bullshit reasons like "driver was 2 minutes late", "food was too hot", "my sandwich came upside down" "bag smelled like meth", "I didn't like the cut of the delivery drivers jib", "delivery driver made eye contact with me and I hate making eye contact with strangers and I was unable to eat my meal because I had a panic attack". Get creative.
>>21834773>>21834783You're a weak willed pussy that allows yourself to get controlled by a delivery app. Pathetic.
>>21834920you can't be serious. All that shit you listed is a way to stimulate the dopamine centres of the brain and the same goes for food. If you can look at porn addiction without scoffing I'm sure you can see fast food the same way
>>21834495They'd probably delete the drivers' account, in that scenario
