Gonna be eating good tonight boys.
I too punched my kitchen walls out in anger
>>21835293What is your life anon?I’ve considered buying property in the boonies for fake lolcow streamer content, but this isn’t that.
>>21835293What’re you eating
>>21835293YUM i love eating drywall too
>>21835293>Chugging tequila (the piss of liquors) while trying to cookCome on anon, if you're gonna be an alcoholic while cooking, at least be sipping a good beer or a decent bourbon. Damn.
>>21835293And here we have our trust measuring device. Claude told me 1:1 is fine for basmati in a pressure cooker bc not much liquid loss. I always used 2:1, and did this time also, so we'll see. >>21835298I'm a successful business man facing the world, and living like a terrorist at the moment >>21835300Basmati rice with baharat and almonds Dal makaniHeated up Costco chicken nuggets
>>21835307Don't judge, it's what I've got. >I'm so much more advanced because I poison myself a different wayMy limes were from the Obama administration, so went with lemons. I don't hate it.
Into the oven we go
>>21835319Nah, not hating, I just feel like you'd get pissed way too quickly on that stuff and might have a hard time cooking safely. At least you can sip it slowly on ice there (bet muddled mint would be comfy). Maybe I've just known too many degens who buy up shit like Casamigo's and vomit their lungs out.
Rice going on. >>21835331It's a Thursday night and I'm not getting pissed tonight. I wanted to order dim sum but the phones were down again. Hence why I'm putting this slop together.
>>21835334>I wanted to order dim sum but the phones were down again.Get your shit together, man
>>21835334>phones were downthe fuck? do you live in gaza or someshit
>>21835337Verizon has been having intermittent outages in the north east. There was a huge outage yesterday also. >>21835339Thankfully I'm nowhere where near the middle east, but I refer to my kitchen as Gaza right now. Rice came out a little clumpy, but smells amazing.
It's all coming together.
Actually this is coming together
Chicken getting going. Had to add some water. This stuff has the consistency of dick snot.
And voila. This was actually great.I had yogurt and Calabrian chilis on hand. Bon Appetit Anons.
Why is your kitchen so disgustingly dirty. Normal cooking alcoholics make a great meal eat one bite then spend the rest of the night blacked out cleaning everything.
>>21835364>>21835373I can’t tell which is worse this anon or op
>>21835373No dude, you're thinking alkys who also have legal speed prescriptions>It's not an addiction if it's a prescription>>21835389Keep telling yourself you're better than us and special bud. You're not, I'm not.
>>21835395NTA but he's right. Alcoholics will spend hours making simple dinners but eat very little because they're drunk. The calories from the alcohol hijack the hunger signals and trick alcoholics into thinking they aren't hungry. That's how people end up with wet brain which is actually a kind of malnourishment.
>>21835405Thanks for gold, kind stranger. Most of the alcoholics I know just die of drug overdoses or cirrhosis from mixing with coke. They really died from lack of love, even though it's self inflicted.
>>21835328>Mmm carcinogens with a side of displaced fibreglass shards.
>>21835453Post kitchen
>>21835431Wow, how many gheetars do you own?
>>21835405>Alcoholics will spend hours making simple dinners
>>21835328dude what the fuck
>>21835521I think I'm up to a bakers dozen. All Firefly. Check their website often and if you see something you like, buy it. They require some setup, but play like an instrument at a guitar store 10x the cost.
>>21835431You're an alcoholic.
>>21835521Actual go on guitars garden tonight. They just released a ton of stuff. Nothing that tickles me too much, but check it out. >>21835535I enjoy drinking, not an alcoholic>>21835531Clarify your discontent a little better. Maybe read a book so you can articulate.
>>21835543>Actual go on guitars garden tonight. They just released a ton of stuff. Will check it out, thanks!
>>21835373>Why is your kitchen so disgustingly dirty. Normal cooking alcoholics make a great meal eat one bite then spend the rest of the night blacked out cleaning everything.Kind of guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss
>>21835293>from the foothills of the himalayasyou're eating poop.
>>21835431>owning an asymmetricalyour kitchen makes a lot more sense now.>>21835395nice carvin though.
>>21835328>moooom, dad's making dinner in the kiln again
>>21835405>wet brainDidn’t know that was a thing. Gonna stop drinking for dinner and actually eat food.
>>21835389>>21835395>>21835638You haven't lived until you wake up in the morning to a perfectly clean kitchen but don't remember doing it. It's like having a maid.
