What drinks can be used to impress women?
>>21836186it'd need to be one she actually likes
>>21836186If you're trying to impress women, you've already lost. Stop.
>>21836186Coke Zero
>>21836186That don't impress me much
>>21836192women don't know what they like until they're told
>>21836186Rum and coke
Sidecar is classy, colorful, and tastes good.
>>21836297This, girls like coke
cosbypolitan
>>21836186BMW keys in a martini glass
>>21836297that's not impressing anyone
>>21836186Dong island ice teaOnly Men woth bigvdongers are allowed to order it
Roofies.
>>21836186Something she thinks is tasty but also low calorie.
>>21836445Actually being low calorie isn't important, you just need her to think it is.
>>21836447Fuck off Pierce.
>>21836186>impress womenDude if you don't have a big dick or lots of money, nothing will work. Maybe you can have sex with one of them once or twice over impressive meals or drinks, but it's done once Old Long Johnson shows up.
>>21836186The only way to impress women with drinks is to buy them one
>>21836268Stop hanging around ugly beta women.
>>21836186all the bitches I know are obsessed with espresso martinis these days. So I would say espresso martini
>>21836186water.alcoholics are unattractive.
>>21836186The blue one could be an Adios motherfucker. Those shits are deceptively strong
>>21836756Do they at least taste good? Last one I had tasted like rubbing alcohol
>>21836763Why are you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like asshole?
>>21836186i gotchu
>>21836186Make her an old-school 1930s Mai Tai based on Trader Vic's recipe.It's sweet and fruity enough that it won't be off-putting to someone used to the kind of trashy cocktails that girls usually order, but it's also fairly strong and shows off the flavor of an aged Jamaican rum well enough that she'll be able to clearly taste the difference between it and those trashy drinks.
>>21836775>6 ounces of rum>passed out drunkOh, to be young again.
My wife almost never drinks, but in the summer she makes these watermelon slushie drinks with rum; and I think honey. They are amazing
>>21836774Rubbing alcohol doesn't taste like asshole. Ask your mom. She was tongue-mopping my turd launchpad just last night.
>>21836774Did you have a fucking stroke? How many AMFs did you drink before posting?
>>21836186Tiki drinks. Wide range, generally sweet/fruity. And higher ABV than average.
>>21836763Have to go to a place that knows how to make them. BBQ place I used to go to that got killed by Covid made amazing Adios Motherfuckers. Tasted like a girly drink, hit like everclear
>>21836186Your cum
rohypnol
>>21836186Water. Bitches love H2O.
long island, mai tai, strawberry daiquiri
Champagne. The cheaper the better, they don't like men who "waste" money on wine. But they do have to see the bottle and the word Champagne. The more people around the bottle, the better.
>>21837073>Death in the AfternoonVinho Verde and Prosecco work just as well.
>>21836186the one you tell her to buy her fucking self
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
I had a hot friend (small office, she didn't really have a choice) who said "If there's a drink in my hand, I'm gonna drink it"I have had many fantasies about that
as long as the drinks aren't strong it's fine
>>21836775ye olde /b/ date rapist infographic
>>21836935why do you put rubbing alcohol on your asshole?
>>21836186
>>21837433To clean it for anilingus.My asshole does taste like rubbing alcohol btw.
