What do you get from these shelves? This is my favorite section in the whole store.
>>21844461that jap bbq sauce is good.valentina is good for wings.crystal is good.nothing else on those shelves has purpose.
>>21844461I tried this recently. It doesnt taste anything like the red one and its very pleasant.
>>21844461From that shelf specificallyEl Yucateco Black and GreenYellow Bird SerranoCholulaTapatioI really likeEl Yucateco XXXCholula X-Hot (it isnt actually much hotter, but just has a better flavor)Taco Bell Diablo and Verde are surprisingly goodDave's Hurtin Habenero is my #1 favorite, but it can be expensive. The spices and the apple cider vinegar gives it an edge. Mexico Lindo Green Habenero is incredible for the price. I get why people like Melinda's, but I have tried 4 of them and was never really impressed.
Tabasco. All you need. Maybe I'm jaded as I saw the rise and fall of the "hot sauce crews" but this whole thing reeks of soylennial consumerism. It's the food equivalent of Funko Pops.
>>21844663Tabasco is just chili flavored vinegar. Terrible. It is not even hot. I fucking despise that horrid boring excuse for ""hot"" sauce. Even the peppers they use suck. That is the garbage old white dudes like because it gives em a hit of nostalgia when they see the label. Tabasco is purely marketing selling you overpriced, flavorless liquid shit. Your other point though, is basically correct. I have a refridgerator with 2 dozen hot sauces in it, and I only really use 3 of them. One for eggs, one for chicken, and one that is just heat in a bottle that I can add to whatever. It was a waste of my money and time, for what is basically a collectable consumable.
>>21844461Of course it is. Where else can you suck your fathers rancid cock that much?
>>21844461I don't go to grocery stores like this. They're overpriced. I get bauchan from costco, general tsaos from tjs, and bbq sauce with sugar in it not corn syrup at aldi. The price per ounce is like half at all those places compared with a regular grocer.
>>21844673almost had me up until you said "Tabasco is purely marketing". the WALL of hot sauces in your grocery store is purely marketing. they all taste like flaming dogshit. they burn your entire mouth, hurt your intestines, and punish your asshole the next day. they aren't "good", they're a novelty you can flaunt and go "oo0o0o0oo0 spicy!!!" before spending 3 hours filling the toilet bowl with blood and diarrhea. i know because i bought into the craze back in 2016 and had a bunch of them. i would tell people about NAGA JALOKIA and INSANITY SAUCE until i realized i was being a faggot and just threw them out.
>>21844673Vinegar tastes good. Cope and seethe.
>>21844461Red devil and valentina black label... everything above the second shelf is overpriced meme shit.
>>21844716You can enjoy spice without being a huge faggot about it. Leave if to normalfags to take everything to some absurd level and try to make it a "commumuty.">damn this hot sauce stuff is pretty good. Now I must search high and low for the hottest buttblaster sauces, talk about it endlessly to anyone too uncomfortable or courteous to tell me to fuck off, and start a new subreddit for every variant or brand of sauce I can get, and maybe if I'm dedicated enough make my own and give it some quirky or vulgar name.
>>21844728or you could learn how to cook so you don't need to douse your bland, flavorless dishes in some consoomerist bottleslop you found on Instagramhot sauce bros are cringe as fuck. Sean Evans is a dork.
>>21844461i've liked all the yellow birds and melindas i've tried
>>21844716I don't like the vinegar piss stench of them. I just eat extra spicy salsas. Pissy vinegar sauces can fuck off.
>>21844461excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is openedHmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
>>21844673>horrid boring excuse for ""hot"" sauceIt's literally called pepper sauce faggotLear to read
>>21844770>vinegar piss stenchget a load of this pleb. vinegar is a foundation of most good cooking, lrn2acid.
Taco Bell had "Yellow bird nachos" and nacho fries once, but I've never been able to identify the exact Yellow bird sauce they used. Can you even get it in stores?
>>21844717So fucking use vinegar then??? Or even a better vingar-ey hot sauce like Luisiana. Not sure what cope I am using. Seething, sure. But I see no cope. Get a better fucking phrase and actually back up your room temperature IQ take with words. >>21844716Oh it for sure is all marketing. Everything is. Why the fuck are there 4 different "brands" of regular carrots?/That is why I cut down to 3 basic ones that I can find anywhere and dont cost too much. Tabasco, in particular, is salt, their shitty peppers, and vinegar. Absolutely nothing special except "muh tuhbahsco is a classic" and pandering to wanna be cowboy faggots and old men. It is fucking gross and boring. I do like trying different ones for different flavors. I tried all the insanity and etc stuff too. Threw it all away. Those "assblaster flame tornado 9000" sauces taste terrible and add nothing but heat for frat bros to do "challenges" and brag to their buddies about the flaming shit they took this morning.
>>21844776KEK it do be like that, and not just with soylennial saucebros.
>>21844780Piss smell and wrong. Salt and butter is the key to cooking. Vinegar is for bullshit
>>21844783No, you misunderstand. I'm telling you to cope and seethe.
>>21844797Oh Ok. >Get a better fucking phrase and actually back up your room temperature IQ take with words.
>>21844796>t. 463lbs and proud
>>21844713Your life sounds joyless
>>21844461tabascohabanero tabasco
Valentina Black Label, El Yucateca Chile Habanero (but not the neon green shit), and either Crystal or Louisiana Hot Sauce.
>>21844461Crystal, Tabasco habanero
Guatemalan Insanity Sauce, made with the Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.
>>21844716Posterchild of wypipo can't handle spicy
>>21844461that's a lotta meme sauces for a hired gun
>>21844461How many are primarily vinegar and how many are primarily soybean oil?
>>21844816I waste my money on things like $100 8.3oz flannel shirts not $9 for 10oz of corn syrup
>>21844785Her smugness rustles my jimmies
>>21844904I like this meme honestly, the whole "wypipo no seezon dey fud". It's funny because white people famously created the best foods on earth, even to this day. Following in distant second are asian dishes. Mexican food gets an honorable mention, not because it's spicy but because they manage to balance spice with savory flavours. The gut wrenching blow out your asshole bloody stool visit the hospital at 3am "spicy" dishes are always thirdie food that looks and tastes horrendous. Spices are used to cover up the lack of flavour or to hide unpleasantness like rotten meat.White people will add a bit of Tabasco to a meal and think "heh that's alright I guess" but the dish is already good without it.
Melindas is certified spicy and delicious. Its the hottest ans most flavorful I will use regularly. Next is red-hot because its just good on most things and makes good hot wings.
>>21844663Fucking agreed. There are like 3-4 brands that are actually worth it.>Texas Pete's>red-hot >melindos>Tabasco Nearly everything else I have tried has been either similar to the others or just super hot with no actual flavor. People think their so cool for eating le epic heckin spicy sauce with their tendies.
>>21844461only one good one in your pic
>hey guys >check out my heckin totally epic hot sauce collection!
>>21844973Based and hard agreed
>>21844985thats not hot sauce
>>21844829>either Crystal or Louisiana Hot Sauce.why is Trappey's never in these discussions?
>>21845082very observant, have a gold star Inspector Cocknose
>>21844461Crystal. I put that shit on everything.
>>21845108Probably not as available as other brands.
Why do peppers blended with salt, garlic and vinegar make people so upset?
>>21845131some people resent the joys of others, no matter how banal or inconsequential they may be.
>>21845108I've never once seen it and im just 3 states over
>>21844461crystal Louisiana hot sauce (all purpose and mild)tabasco chipotle hot sauce (smoky and mild/medium)
>>21845131erm because it's not FANCY and QUIRK CHUNGUS sauce in a FUN bottle with a ZIPPY name like UNCLE ADDY'S SIX MILLION SCOVILLE GENOCIDE SAUCE
>>21845185kek, smug chef edits are great
ABVAlways Be ‘Varking
Never seen my favorite sauce in stores. I had it at Firehouse Subs when they used to have a massive selection of hot sauces and started getting it online. Last time I was at Firehouse they said they got rid of the hot sauce wall because of the Chinese flu, a damn shame because it really set them apart from other sandwich places. Now I'd rather go to Jersey Mike's.
>>21845192>SIX MILLION SCOVILLE>test it in the lab>it's only 10,000
>>21845251>lab is shut down>everyone is jailed for anti-Spicetism
>>21845131You can't like anything on this board without some people getting butthurt about it. Best to just ignore them and enjoy your delicious sauce.
>>21844461I'll have a dipper of 'chup.
>>21845282Who said anything about hot sauce? OP just asked what I wanted from the shelf.
>>21844673Vinegar pepper sauce is all I need, brother Your blown out asshole of a pallette just can't appreciate a solid simple sauce, homesucker
>>21844461This is good. Default Tabasco is good but it's not really hot. This will add some serious heat. I have to order it from Amazon because my local grocer doesn't stock it. Perhaps I should pen a letter to the manager?
Tabasco Chads turning the fuck up in this thread, love to see it.
>>21844730There's nothing inherently wrong with a bit of acid or spice in food, mayonnaise addict
>>21844461I tried tabasco sriracha after the normal one went to shit and now it's my favorite sauce for chicken. If you put it on before cooking the flavor also changes in a good way.
>>21845298No one said that dawg, you're drawing a false conclusion here.
>>21845300aww damn I'm gonna have to try this, didn't know they made their own Sri
>>21844461I like the classic green Yucateco as steak sauce.
>>21845302What do you think hot sauce is
>>21844663Tabasco goes great with breakfast. Their chipotle flavor one is nice, too.
>>21845310non sequitur, address your original mistake or we can't have a dialogue nigga.
>>21844461>What do you get from these shelves?the ick
>>21845316My mistake? Fool if you knew how easily I could crush you like a wet rat...
>>21845355my brother in christ I implore you to repent, violence is not the answer.
>>21844673>Tabasco sauce? Pfft, mere child's play. Behold: a TRUE CONNOISSEUR'S hot sauce:*holds up a bottle of "Anal Andy's All-You-Can-Eat-Out Butthole Burner Buffet XXXXXX So Hot You'll Shit Piss Cum Fart Shit Your Pants (in that order) 5 Quintillion Satan's Hemorrhoids Lava Shart Sauce"*>*chuckles* Yes, yes, the spice level is quite awe-inspiring, I know. Let's just say that it's going to take more than a glass of milk to cool your mouth down after a drop of this sauce, my fair maiden. Now, mayhaps I've piqued your interest...?
always makes me laugh how hot sauce still triggers all the rajeshs in current year
>>21845408Indians think the chili pepper is indigenous to India.
>>21845305Tabasco Chipotle is decent but I can never find a 2 oz. bottle like everything else has.
>>21844785what is wrong with this? these restaurants never have seasonings at all. you eat unsalted meats and unsalted vegetables and unsalted rice cakes and so on. it is still good, they offer sauces, but it isn't the same thing. it isn't like she is twisting the top off and pouring the entire container
>>21844716none of the hotsauces at a grocery store are what you are describing at all. peppers have a sweet and fresh flavor, and the sauces are often salty and add texture. they don't sell shit like 'da bomb' or whatever at retail stores. i can't believe someone makes a post like this about siracha or tipachio sauces
>>21845746it signifies someone of extremely low class. eating a restaurant that doesn't season their meat is already the first sign of this but actually bringing spices to "dress up" the shitty food is n-word behaviour, exclusively.
>>21845749>none of the hotsauces at a grocery store are what you are describing at all.Bro stop coping now, give it a rest. Tabasco is king and your boutique saucefagging is tedious.
>>21845763you are saying TOBASCO is what caused you to write all this?>they all taste like flaming dogshit. they burn your entire mouth, hurt your intestines, and punish your asshole the next day. they aren't "good", they're a novelty you can flaunt and go "oo0o0o0oo0 spicy!!!" before spending 3 hours filling the toilet bowl with blood and diarrhea.
I like texas pete hot sauce.
>>21845775>tobasco
>>21845754nah, applying problem solving skills is a good thing.>restaurants don't always make food that is appealing to me>many of these restaurants want to limit and control my own enjoyment>i will conceal carry something that will allow me to enjoy every meal!
>>21844461The only thing I’d buy from this is the Valentina black label.
>>21844985What a joyless bitter loser you must be.
>>21845848By the spelling shall the retard reveal himself. >>21845252>>21845388Never double down on faggotry you fucking doubling down faggot.
>>21845746Last Korean bbq I went to didn’t have gochujang or doenjang and looked puzzled when I asked. Weird.
Okay, I'm going to get out of bed and assemble all my hot sauces to take a pic of everything in my cupboards and fridge.
>>21845131the main demographic who'd tend to buy hot sauce with excessive heat or silly names, basically young to early middle aged male nerds who're interested in food is the exact same demographic that the grand majority of users here belong to, so this board hates it and says people who like it should kill themselves etcit's just how this site is
>>21845108Trappey's was my first love actually. It was mild enough that I fell for it when I was 10 or 11, visiting my aunt for a week. I'd never really had ramen as soup, because my mom made it like pasta. My aunt made it soupy and I put Trappey's in it and that was the beginning. Then my dad got this sauce that was just tiny peppers in vinegar. And when it was gone he filled it up with vinegar again and let it sit until it had some spice to it. I really just love them all. I love any bottle of hot sauce really. Chili and cornbread wouldn't be right without some. Tabasco and Lola's are my dailies. But I always have plenty of others on hand.
Here's everything I have on hand. Doesn't include salsas and other types of condiments and vinegars.
>>21846236This might be the first time on this board that I agree with everything you have. I might even suggest trying some of the El Yucateco sauces but honestly that's kind of a rabbithole you don't even need to go down.Also you just decided my dinner for me, dumplings with LKK chirri oil
>>21846241You have impeccable taste then.
>>21846129Nothing wrong with Tobasco, it’s a good sauce at a decent price. Get the stick out of your ass, hipster bitch. .
>>21846249It’s just ppl being contrarian.
>>21846251Hot sauce fags are as insufferable as vegans and cyclists.
>>21845388I have noticed a lot of this guy's face and making fun of people for liking it spicier. Juvenile strawman bullshit. It is about more complex flavors, not the heat level.Nobody is addressing the actual problem with Tabasco. It has no flavor. It is vinegar, their shitty flavorless chilis, and some salt. One of my favorites, Cholula, is not any hotter than Tabasco. They use arbol and piquin chilis, along with spices, garlic, and apple cider vinegar. Because this is /ck/ I thought people here would understand more complex flavors than "chili flavored vinegar" and "muh spicy bumhole", but obviously I was wrong.
>>21846139>it's just how this site isSo many of the boards on this site complain that the same people post the same things. That the boards do not grow. That "their" board is dying.This is why. I have come and gone from this site over the last 10-15 years or so, and I always leave for the same reason. This site is just so full of hatred. Threads get shut down by "kill yourself niggerfaggotjew because you like ____" so why would anyone come here?>>21844492>>21844683>>21844728>>21844730>>21844776>>21844785>>21844816>>21844925>>21844950So many examples in just this thread alone, I probably missed a few. The "system" wont let me post the full list because it thinks I am spamming. I had to delete 10 replies. As if that isnt proof enough.
>>21844663basic bitch
You shouldn't need sauces like this if you use high quality food.
>>21844461Organic soy sauce.
>>21846549Ah yes, we are indeed well protected. Let the website die when we die of old age, let others make their own degenerate zoomer imageboardIt’s more likely that anonymity was an early internet thing
>>21844963Do your parent know that you're using this site?
>>21845222Great on cado toast
>>21845290Its not just the extra little bit of heat this one actually has some nice flavor too regular Tabasco is a little too vinegary to me
>>21844461Why is all the shit on the top shelf and all the good stuff on the bottom?
>>21844673tobasco ketchup is amazing
>try 15 different recommended brandsnothing came close to the king
>>21844461Tabasco for eggsCrystal for everything else
>>21846549Fight it, anon. I've been here 15 years too and I'm just ignoring or battling the trolls. Laugh at them.Because they're pathetic.
>>21847142because it needs to be at eye level for all the ADHD riddled memelords to notice it.>OMG HOT ONES!!! I SAW THAT ON YOUTUBE!!!all the shit on the bottom is for the people who already know what they want.
>>21846126calm down fag, no one is coming to steal your vinyl figurine baby toys or your soy boy hotsauces
>>21846549>why would anyone come here?There's always reddit for the fags. Real homies know what 4chan's about. It's the reddit transplants that have tried to change board subcultures and when they're insulted for being fags or manbabies or whatever they screech and demand acceptance. Normal, well-adjusted people wouldn't think twice about some stranger insulting them on an anonymous forum. But redditing is a lifestyle and they take it personally.
>>21847142I'm going to teach you one of the grocery store trick, you sell eye level shelf space at a premium because the average consumer is like cattle that's too retarded to look up or down. You put item that sell regardless of marketing on the other shelves because if they actually want it they'll make the effort needed to get it. Would you look down on the bottom shelf for the hot ones sauce? 99% of the consumer wouldn't they'd just grab the redhot at eye level and never notice it.
>>21844461melindas, yellowbird, yucateco BLACKED
>>21845222This is actually really good but the $9 price tag and a significant portion of that going to fund communist cum gangs in Portland prohibits me from buying it anymore
>>21847344Poor stupid chud. lolI bet you don't watch any movies or TV shows for the same reason. Just isn't your world anymore is it? And that upsets you. Communist cum gangs... you really think that happens, eh?Sad about you bubble people.
>>21847496Not buying your hot sauce
>>21844461Louisiana or Crystal, garlic varieties ONLY
>>21844461I like tapatio, cholula, tabasco. Valentina is okId try Melinda's and any El Yucateco anons recommend but I never seem to want to buy them for some reason
I usually keep 4 hot saucestabascored hot srirachaand cholulathey cover virtually all of my hot sauce desires
>>21848678This is a based post and you should feel based for making it.
>>21847196This, so much this. Updooting an true hero on the right side of history.
>>21846236>Texas Pete garlicMy nigger!!! They stopped selling it at my local grocery store at the start of covid and its never come back. Have to order it direct from the factory now. So gay.
>>21844461Melinda's and Louisiana, every other answer is fucking pretentious and gay
>>21847067Quite right my dear anon, quite right.
>>21847243Brands actually pay retailers to control bay layouts and make sure their products are in the eyesight zone. Those costs get added to the product, so if you’re buying from that area you are paying extra for the privilege.
I'm just combining all the sauces I use regularly into one thing cause hot sauce only is boringcholulatapatioredneck lipstick bbqsiracha if I can find something like the old cock saucekewpie Katsu sauceoyster saucehoisinxiaoxing wineblack vinegarsoy light and darkmirinbalsamicpremade jerk sauce
>>21844461Valentina Black. Just that. You don't need the rest of this shit. Franks and Tabasco are objectively good, don't get me wrong, but they're a treat at other peoples' houses.
>>21844785>>21845746Niggerians and Jeets and other lower races rely heavily on artificial powders because of the lack of good quality ingredients and low IQ cooking techniques in their region. Skilled culinary cultures (eg the French) rarely rely on these because the focus is on making food taste good with simple ingredients instead or powdered factoryslop with 9 different chemicals.
>>21848780I'll have to open that and try it. I didn't know I had a rarity on my hands. I'm sure I just got it at the store.It's that Lola's that I have to pay extra for and order online.I got a tiny sampler bottle of it and fell in love. Hence the box of them.
>>21847222Similarly, other people discussing hot sauce on a food and cooking board doesn’t harm you in any way. You could just skip the thread but instead you feel a deep seated need to jump into the thread and start flinging shit. Is it deep insecurity, stupidity, malice, or jealousy of other people discussing things they like? Seems as though it’s a combination of several of those factors. What is certain is that you’re a net negative to the thread and likely aren’t well regarded in real life. You have a good day, angry little sperg.
>>21848936This.
Chalula and Nandos peri xtra hot.
>>21846427Tabasco tastes like Tabasco, that's why I like it. All of this 8 million+ scoville shit is just weak men pretending like they can handle pain to impress their friends.
>>21849016>But it's just VINEGAR!!!! You don't REALLY like it because it doesn't taste like anything. I'm with you though. Tabasco is dependable and it's not trying to be anything beyond a simple pepper sauce that's not too much for anyone yet not any slouch in the spice department either. They hit the zone 150 years ago and they don't need to change it. I have other sauces of course, and I enjoy them, but Tabasco is always there, always dependable, on every table of every diner. Because it does the job. There's something so perfect about that perfectly simple combination of a few ingredients. I'm grateful for Tabasco.
>>21844461some grab ass, offer to suck their dick. say something like you like it hot. stained my jeans last time
>>21844673
>>21849044Test
>>21848923I lost IQ points reading this.
>>21848923Seek help.
>>21846427>Tabasco no flavourThis retarded contrarian meme needs to be put to the ground. Tabasco has a very deep fermented flavour, with the nice layer of vinegar on top of it. Anyone claiming otherwise is a retard with underdeveloped palate.
>>21851524I mean, it's literally salt, vinegar, and peppers. There's no way it doesn't have SOME flavor.Tried Crystal today for the first time in years and holy shit. Good stuff. Maybe not the best with pizza or Italian stuff, seems like it would be better for fried chicken.
>>21849044Wholeheartedly agreed
>>21848923trve
>>21844461>all these sauces>and no Marie SharpI can't understand why this brand isn't more common in stores. Their basic habanero sauce is better than just about any other product in terms of flavor and ingredients, and it comes in multiple heat levels. Melinda's is fucking everywhere, and it's a dogshit imitation of Marie Sharp.
>>21844461I like Lotties hot sauce, a lot!
>>21844461Why would I go here when I can get a good hot sauce from my hot sauce shop
>>21845290I just wish habanero sauces weren't sweet. They always have fucking sugar in them and I fucking hate that.
>>21844653>Cholula X-Hot (it isnt actually much hotter, but just has a better flavor)You're on drugs or brain damage if you think the xtra hot isn't significantly hotter than the regular stuff. It's almost as hot as their habanero sauce.
>>21847267>yellowbirdhello glownigger, kill any protesters lately?
>>21844461>Yellow Bird on shelfI'm so fucking jealous. Can't get that shit anywhere where I live. Shame the Habanero isn't there, that's their best flavour.
>>21852730yeah ur mom lmfbo
