I don’t know anything about Indian food what am I getting?
>>21847356This part cut out
>>21847356Based on what I read on /ck/ it's just Asian chili.
>>21847356e. coli
>>21847369Pray for my toilet
>>21847356>>21847357Hmmm. Get the chicken Madras
>>21847403I don’t even see that on the menu>>21847403
>>21847356Diarrhea
Looks pretty overpriced
>>21847356My north star is daal tadka (yellow daal/daal fry/yellow lentil curry).
Just get butter chicken or chicken tikka masala, mild, you'll be fine
>>21847467That's why I said it!
>>21847544this, these are the best intros to Indian food. also Indian food is fairly easy to make at home.
>>21847356lamb rogan josh got me through a summer in Eindhoven. Was there with my Pakistani boss, and he found the one good Indian restaurant in town, and we went there constantly.>>21847525I'm right with you. Simple everyday fare.
>>21847356>brits are slamming this slop on their daily routineCould not be me m8
>>21847525I’ll have to try this next timeUseless niggers didn’t respond in a timely manner, so I ended up getting some karhai chicken, missus got the tika which was pretty darn good. Not bad 7.5/10
>>21847356If you have a chance try malai kofta
>>21847582>brits are slamming this slop on their daily routineM-m-must talk about BritsK-k-kepp thinking about the BritsC-c-c-can't sleep I want to be a Brit
>>21847892Obsessed.
>>21847356Babbies first curry menu.This menu is laughable, it's clearly made for people who have no idea what they are eating, which is just as well as some of the descriptions show the restaurant doesn't know what it's cooking.I would avoid this place and paying whatever stupid money it's priced in.>>21847582Brits wouldn't eat this, it looks like an American menu for low IQ tastelets.
I like chicken saag
>>21847902It's definitely not a British menu
>>21847589Why is the rice clearly in a Chinese box?
>>21847356butter chicken, some indian rice, cheese naan, thank me later pham
>>21847954also I'd go for some lamb too, maybe on the curry-spicy side
>>21847356pricy, pricy, for that mark they should have made some adornments on the rice at the very least, and served in nice dishes...
>>21847589Dip the naan in the gravy from the curry.
>tfw love indian food>have friend-ish indians>still think they should be nuked
>>21847356dysentery.
>>21847356Can't go wrong with a chicken tikka masala.
best commonly available Indian dish is saag paneer.
>>21847892I actually do think about brits frequently, as they can easily be made into the punchline of many jokes. Because that's what the modern anglo is. A joke.
>>21849480I think the real joke is your obsession, the root of which is envy.
>>21847356>what am I getting?Food poisoning...
>>21847356Feces
>>21847356Either you’re not a Brit or that’s the fucking worst curry restaurant in the country. What have they crossed out on the korma? The fact they’ve done that to the mildest inoffensive curry says it all.That menu literally looks like you’ve gone into a Chinese restaurant and they have a small sub menu of Indian things. Terrible.
>>21847356Lol this is a scam menu.None of these dishes are distinct. They use the same curry for every dish.
>>21849570Who's envious of a dead empire being ran into the ground by their former colonial subjects + the pasty cucks that are afraid to do anything against them?
>>21847589The saag dishes are a creamy, green spinach sauce. Heaven. Try the vegetarian one with chickpeas.
>>21847996Will do>>21850085I will next time for sure>>21847928They goofed>>21847902You act like not living around Indians is a bad thing. I’ll take our shitty Indian food selection not to be anywhere near them, lol.
>>21847356Lamb only. Chicken's never worth the premium at any restaurant. Get the korma if you like coconut, saar.
>>21850515Got a link to this place?
>>21847356Bacteria. Food poisoning. High prices. Exposure to actual shit-asians. Misery. Incompetent flavors.
>>21847550Yeah I have septic
memes aside, any kind of tikka massala is very good
>>21847356Diarrhea. Also maybe hepatitis. Good luck, OP.
