>be me>make a sandwich in the lunchroom>grab the margarine out of the fridge and smear it easily across my bread, as God intended>annoying coworker comes in>"OMG, margarine, ew.">Picks up the butter>Needs a steak knife to cut it because it just came out of the fridge>"This is so much better">Watch him completely fuck up his bread and ruin his own sandwich just to "own" me
>margarinestopped reading there
>>21847905Just microwave the knife
What is this "butter" stuff
>>21847911newfags don't know bout the ultimate hack
>>21847911Retard, that could be dangerousJust put the knife in the toaster
>>21847905You MADE a sandwich in your work lunchroom? Like, there was a loaf of bread, at work? Cold cuts, mayo, at work? For free? Or yours? And your coworker too? Is it company provided groceries? Is it a cultural thing?Are you a liar?
>>21847962You should have put more effort into your studies growing up
>>21847962>Cold cuts, mayo, at work? For free?Yes? This is the norm at most workplaces.
>>21847905I'm still shocked how rude people can be about food in person. Also, margarine.
>>21847966You're both asking if it's "yes" and stating that it's the norm. Which is it?
>>21847966I'm 45. I've worked in corporate offices my whole life. At most there are snacks, like chips and candy, a water dispenser. At no point has there ever been bread and cold cuts just readily available for people to make sandwiches. Or butter their bread with. Even at construction sites, it's the roach coach. What country are you in? If American, what industry?
>>21847905this is why people hate vegans.it's the lying.>"it's better than butter.">"it tastes just like a real burger.">"i'm intelligent."
>>21847905i like to cut thin slices of butter and just lay it gently across your asshole instead of trying to spread it on the bread if it's cold and tearing it.
>>21847905The uncivilized OP and his subhuman co-worker have arrived, everyone.
>>21847956no u. Just quickly rub the knife between your wrists which will.heat it up faster
>>21847905what kind of idiot keeps butter or margarine in the fridge?
Just use some kind of spread topping, problem solved and sandwich tastes better.
>>21847905Cold margarine and cold butter on a cold sandwich is gross and I would harshly judge anyone I saw eating oneJust make or buy sandwich spread/dressing
>>21847905today, on r/thathappened...
>>21847907So did I. Margarine is for the genuine gays
>>21847905keep consuming seed oils so you die faster goyim, the kikes will not be paying for your retirement.
>>21848483>I would harshly judge anyone I saw eating oneNO anon! not the harsh judging whatever will I do? besides not give a fuck?
>>21848476>>21848483you're both disgusting.
>>21848453Someone who doesn’t live in Antartica?
>>21847905Enjoy your pathological lipidization of your cell membranes, OP.
>>21848453people who enjoy butter without rancid flavour
>>21848961You're eating it too slowly if it becomes rancid at any point. You're just wrong, Nigel.
I bought a butter bell because of this thread.
>>21847907fpbp
>>21849202You don't need a fucking bell you can just leave butter on your counter as people have done for the entirety of human history
>>21849543I'll use the fucking bell. It's cute.
>>21847905something something hot knife through butter
>>21849202I don't trust those things
I hold the stick of butter above the toaster as the bread is toasting and then rub the now softened stick directly on the breadno knife cleaning needed(ofc I only let it soften the surface)
>>21847905flies won't even eat margarine.
>>21847905>Watch him completely fuck up his breadI prefer butter but this is why I buy margarine.
>>21847966You're a liar and thief >>21848023He's a liar and probably a thief
>>21847905Imagine using anything other than Brummel
>>21852326BasedI would not, however, recommend it for anything other than bread.
>>21847905>crawl in the microwave>get nice and toasty>the heat of your body cooks the butterThis is simple basic cooking, did you not have a father figure in your life to teach you such things?
