Hot take: Tacos are the worst food ever invented. They are impossible to eat. You're better off taking the fillings and putting them on literally anything else, such as a slice of bread. Tacos are for savages that do not know bread exists.
tortillas are bread retard
>they are impossible to eatMaybe if you're a spastic who has no fine motor skills.
>>21849054Ridiculous. Just get some taco tongs like a normal person
>>21849054Sorry, but I don't like sandwiches that can randomly explode on you. Eating food would not be stressful.
>>21849047I love eating tacos. They call it taco tuesday but for me that's every day. Cruncy, soft, chalupa, gordita, double decker, probably some others I'm forgetting. They all have their own personality and a place on the table. I'm very happy I was born in a time when tacos are plentiful and available for everyone.
>>21849047Tacos are pretty much the worst-tasting way to consume beef with starch too. The standard taco seasonings just taste awful.
Hard inside a soft is the way
>>21849047Cracker
>>21850155all the shit still falls out
>>21849047skill issue.
It's -8 and snowing, I made tacos. Everyone munch down
>>21849108>>21850135>eating midwest "tacos"yeah no wonder you don't like them. try a real taco.
>>21850155An absolute gamechanger.>>21850161buy regular corn chips and make a burrito
>>21850200>just eat the bleach leaf, gringono thanks
>>21850195Looks good. Would eat and make a mess
middle america flyover retard can't comprehend a food that isn't a cheeseburger and throws a fit thread number 97943
>>21849108I'm sorry you have PTSD, anon, but most people aren't scared of tacos. Did your dad smack your taco midbite causing it to explode all over your stupid face when you were a kid?
>>21850343I was molested in a Taco Bell bathroom asshole
>>21849047tacos from mexican-mexican places have maybe a quarter of the fillings
>>21851103How the hell sm I supposed to fill my belly with those? Eating a dozen of them? Those damn spics are trying to scam you, that’s what. If I go to a red blooded american burger joint they will serve me a burger with half a pound of meat.
>>21851105You don't need a lot of food when you are 5'1.
>>21850135You do realize you can make your own spice mixes, yeah? I do it all the time. Buy the spices separately, and then mix into a cleaned out jar. Bazinga. You have spice mix that isn't some gay cash grab withy 70% salt by weight.>>21850195Nice. Would eat.>>21849047You're telling me you have less skill than my brother, who has a motor function disability? He loves tacos specifically because they require no motor skills to eat. A fucking lobster could probably eat one.
>>21849108If you stress out eating tacos you need meds
Street tacos are so damn good. One of my favorites. A taco place opened really close to me and they make these and there's great. If you dont like them you are not my friend
>make taco with soft "shell">roll the tortilla into a wrap instead of loosely folding itProblem solved
>>21849047>he doesnt know how to eat taco
>>21850195I'm not a big fan of hard shell tacos but since you're kind enough to make them on this cold day I'll have a few, thanks anon
>>21849047I do understand anons problem. Store bought tacos are as hard a chips, and crumble when you bite into them. Hence all the content falling out. Why cant they make some soft ones for the stores, like burritos?
>>21850205Oh so you have the meme gene where you can't taste how good cilantro is because your genetics are fucked up. Sucks to be you, but don't shit on cilantro because it is pretty good
>>21852749ditto this, i prefer using soft tortillassometimes i'll buy picrel, but in terms of not spilling all over, those are barely an improvement to the regular hard shells
m*xicans aren't ready to admit it, but fresh flour tortillas embarrass corn tortillas' existence.>better texture>better taste>doesn't fall apart unless the meat is greasy and awful anyways
>>21852819Flour tortillas are great for burritos, quesadillas and chimichangas but for straight up tacos corn is superior. You have to make sure to heat corn tortillas first or they will be crumbly. I don't want a giant 12 inch wide flour tortilla for eating simple pork tacos. Might as well put one sausage inside a loaf of bread.
>>21852819You know mexicans also like flour tortillas right? And btw the things you call corn tortillas are an abomination
>>21849047Can't believe this dude got filtered by one of, if not the easiest dishes to make.That takes a lot of loser power, OP. I'm actually impressed.
>>21849047>tex mex Opinion discarded
>>21849047>They are impossible to eat.Are you a downie or something?
>>21852751>i can't detect the noxious chemicals therefore they aren't therei'm so glad i'm not brown
>>21850156>>21850200>>21850317>>21850343>>21853037Juan is seething kek
>>21852748If you microwave the hard shell for a few seconds(I do it with cheese), the shell doesn't break and fall a part but is still fairly crunchy.
>>21849047I love hard shell tacos but every time I try to make them, they explode in one bite. How does Taco Bell get their shells to soften so it stays flexible? Is it just fat from the beef sitting at the bottom of the shell? How do you apply this to home shells?
>>21853944NTA but why would he be a shitskin if he called other people out on being one? projection i guess
>>21853970Mind your fucking business. Nobody asked for you a contribution from you. Back in your fucking box
>>21849047I wish I had a life as devoid of problems as yours.
>>21854020>Nobody asked for you a contributionGood morning sar!
>>21854033He's right you know
>>21854020you must be brown too. the way how hostile you act towards people.
