New Debbie dropped
>>21849190Nice
>>21849207Americans just elected the most anti-Israel president since Dwight D. Eisenhower (maybe Bush Sr.)
>>21849190Well, whats it taste like, is it good?
>>21849190Lonely Walmart worker fag is by far the cringiest poster on /ck/
>>21849225Not really. The cookie was overdone, tasted bitter and the filling was super artificial tasting.
>>21849232Lol not surprising, its the textbook definition of slop.Not a banana in sight, full of preservatives with corn syrup as first ingredient.>Corn Syrup, Enriched Bleached Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate [Vitamin B1], Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Palm and Soybean Oils with TBHQ and Citric Acid to Protect Flavor, Sugar, Water, Dextrose, Contains 2% or Less of Each of the Following: Whey (Milk), Salt, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate), Corn Starch, Sorbitan Monostearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Soy Lecithin, Polysorbate 60, Dried Eggs, Mono-and Diglycerides, Beta Carotene (Color), Annatto Extract (Color), Sorbic Acid (to Preserve Freshness), Soy Flour, Dried Egg Whites.
>>21849232That sucks, I wonder why there isn’t a Nilla wafer banana crème sandwich cookie
>>21849256>Not a banana in sight>Natural and Artificial Flavorsyou would never guess what's in most any banana puddings! turns out you could use a few bananas or just use a very precise amount of isoamyl acetate that completely encompasses banana flavorya know, the sole chemical that makes the flavor and can be easily chemically isolated, packaged and added to anything you want to have that flavor
>>21849372>Ingredients: Wheat flour, sugar, vegetable oils (palm oil, palm kernel oil, shea oil), starch, banana powder 1,5%, glucose-fructose syrup, lactose (from milk), bulking agent (xylitol), salt, raising agents (sodium carbonates, ammonium carbonates, diphosphates), lemon juice powder, colour (curcumin), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavourings.>banana powder>no HFCS>no mutogenic TBHQ, cope mutty
>>21849190I love Little Debbie cream pies!
>>21849372>No, a precise amount of isoamyl acetate cannot fully replicate natural banana flavor>While isoamyl acetate is the dominant compound responsible for the characteristic banana aroma and is widely used in artificial banana flavoring, it cannot completely encompass the full flavor profile of a real banana. >Why isoamyl acetate alone falls short>Natural bananas are chemically complex: The flavor of a real banana comes from a mixture of hundreds of volatile organic compounds (VOCs), including other esters (like ethyl acetate and butyl acetate), aldehydes, alcohols, ketones, and even trace sulfur compounds. These interact synergistically to create a nuanced, rounded flavor that a single compound cannot replicate. >Artificial flavor is one-dimensional: Most artificial banana flavors rely heavily—sometimes exclusively—on isoamyl acetate. This results in a strong, sharp, and often overly sweet or solvent-like taste that lacks the creamy, fruity depth of a real banana. At high concentrations, isoamyl acetate can even smell like nail polish remover. >Historical context and cultivar differences: Artificial banana flavor was developed in the early 20th century, likely based on the Gros Michel banana, which had higher levels of isoamyl acetate and a richer flavor. Today’s dominant cultivar, the Cavendish, has a more subtle, complex profile with less isoamyl acetate, contributing to the disconnect between artificial and natural banana taste. >Sensory experience beyond aroma: Real banana flavor is also shaped by texture, sweetness, acidity, and mouthfeel, none of which are captured by isoamyl acetate alone. Even a perfectly dosed ester in a candy or drink will feel "off" if these elements are mismatched.
>>21849190I can taste the artificialness from here.
>>21849426thanks grok
>>21849190I think I'd rather just have some banana pudding and nilla wafers.
>>21849190I got some of these just to have something convenient for the snowstorm. These taste like chemicals. I knew little debbie has been shit for a long time but it’s even worse than I remember. There is something wrong with you if you find little debbie products edible
>>21849207Triggered Indian street shitting immigrant living in the UK detected. Rent free. Every time.
>>21849522Yeah I threw the rest out. I don't get them often either, but I was craving banana flavored things so I figured I'd try them. Terrible.
>>21849207Theres nothing wrong with any of that
>>21849682You know they sell these weird yellow things called "bananas" they're in the produce section.
>>21849207I will not allow binyamin netanyahu (early life check, possibly Jewish) to poison me with his Hebrew arsenic cakes. I'm sticking to the tiny food Lion brand cherry pie
>>21849522>bought something for the snowstorm>already ate a few
Here's the Superior Korean Moon Pie version for all of you Flyovers who don't have Koreans near you
>>21849190Don't care. I'm never buying Little Debbie again after I bought some zebra cakes and they looked and tasted like they were way out of date. If they are going to repackage expired cakes, they can fuck off.
>>21849900yeah they don't even taste like zebra anyways
The things I'd do to Debbie.
>>21849211>Most anti-isrealLol, lmao evenhttps://www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/politics/court-documents-student-israel-op-ed
>>21849393based
mix one of these bad boys into some greek yogurt and thank me later
>>21850054oops, forgot pic
>>21849856to be fair I ate one of eight a few hours before the first snowfall but in all honestly I threw the box out. they’re as bad as the count chocula etc cereals
>>21849203
>>21849393Are you twelve years old? Holy shit.
>>21849372fuck off android, im not eating your hexane
>>21849190I'd creampie that bannana
>>21850949its a cheap little treat i have once in a while
>>21849190Packged sweets are shit because they are 5p% sugar by weight. Tune it down to 20-30%
