In sixth form which is basically just after secondary school for two years because I didn't go to a proper secondary school, there was cooking class and the staff would put us into random teams of 2 and have us cook something. One time I was teamed up with a student named Isaac Teeley and he was incredibly slow. He talked weird and was not as bright and kind of incompetent. Because of his slowness, it eventually got to the point in the cooking class that I would take over and do everything and he didn't do anything, not that I cared, while it would be nice to have a partner who could do something, I just didn't want him in the way. After all was done, I got told off by the teachers because I didn't let him be involved and they made the comparison to war claiming that if it was a battlefield, would I leave him behind if he was falling behind.I never said anything at the time but I would leave him behind because I don't care about Isaac and he's an inconvenience.
>>21851395This is essentially the story of modern humanity. Except we cant just set our Isaac Teeleys aside.
>>21851395>cooking class>classop needed a class to learn how to stir beans.
>>21851395>they made the comparison to war claiming that if it was a battlefield, would I leave him behind if he was falling behindwhich is always the correct decision.war doesn't last forever, death does.clap back at them bullshit artists with that fact and watch them get bewildered at actual logic.
>>21851417Tell that to my anti nigger fence
>name>filename>specificitythinly veiled redditor PA thread
>>21851395I never went to cooking school. I went to cook.
>>21851417There’s a little Isaac in us all
>>21851395If it was war I would kill the people in charge until it wasn't a war.
>>21851395Did something recently remind you of Isaac?
>>21851395In ahMurrica we called it "home economics" and they taught us basic shit like "how to balance a checkbook", "how to use a sewing machine", and of course "how to cook".What we were taught to cook was Rice Krispy Treats. (Way back then, schools didn't try to force some bullshit vegan hippy "cockroach milk with kale" thing on us. Sorry, kids who grew up under the Obama administration, sucks to be you!)Anyway, we were assigned our groups, and the other kids in my group were a bunch of assholes who excluded me from being allowed to do anything. So I let them. I stood back and watched while they fucked it all up totally. And when the teacher came around to see how everyone had done on this insanely difficult assignment, every other group's Treats were just fine, but "ours" looked like complete crap.So she tried to talk us through what went wrong, and I simply told her, "they only used one cup of marshmallows instead of two." And when she asked why I hadn't told them that, since I obviously knew what went wrong, I told her "they excluded me."So, they all got D's for the assignment, and so did I but I didn't care because who gives a shit about home ec class anyway?
