Hey /ck/ come here while I make a 10/10 breakfast sandwich on a snowy day for my wife and I.
First, we're going to get this bacon cooking.
Into a cold oven, 325 convection.I don't know what that is in communism units.
Whisking 6 eggs with some salt and heavy cream :)
It should be frothy and homogenous, then we put it into a greased cooking vessel
We put it into a hot water bath, and into the same oven.If you use a blowtorch you'll get rid of the bubbles from whisking :)
Let's make a nice little sauce for this too. It's mayo + dijon + chipotle tobasco
Damn that ciabatta looks good.
Bacon cooked in a cast iron in the oven comes out perfect every time. Original idea, do not steal.
>>21851568>I don't know what that is in communism unitsneither do they because they have no food to cook.
>>21851581Whoops
>>21851585We're going to toast this ciabatta in the bacon fat ;)
Time to assemble! We've got the sauce, some arugula...
>>21851589More arugula
>>21851589The egg, some muenster cheese...
>>21851592The bacon and the top. Leaves a nice cross section too :)I don't make breakfast sandwiches like this except on lazy days. It's pretty time consuming, but definitely delicious and worth trying sometime. I hope I inspired at least one person who came to this thread.
>>21851595Biting into a giant block of cold cheese isn't my cuppa.
>>21851599That's his eggs, retard-chama
>>21851595lovely work. that egg looks marvelous.
Too much hassle. Just eat it separately
>>21851589>arugulait's just dandelion leaves.
>>21851611Yeah, I mean, it is a lot of work, but cooking something extra is fun, and eating it is an experience itself.
>>21851595Looks good but why no seasoning in the eggs?
>>21851595>>21851599Too thick bread and unmelted cheese? I feel like a panini press or something similar could take this 8/10 to a true 10.
>>21851700I wanted the eggs to taste like eggs, the sauce had all the extra flavor it needed.>>21851708Bread was 90% hydration, so it was pretty light despite being so thick. I probably could've cut out some of the middle to make it a bit thinner though. I did hit the cheese with a blowtorch to melt it just a little, I didn't want it too melted, but I can understand why someone else may want something different.
>>21851589wotha sauce be
>>21851725>>21851578nvm, got it
looking good as hell pham, njoy
yes I would eat your egg sandwich
>>21851715I must be fried from a couple decades of chemical fumes at work, eggs taste like nothing to me so I always put something (usually cajun seasoning) in them.
>>21851595Just a giant slab of cheese? Where's the egg?
>>21852008
>>21852014Eggs don't come in that shape That's a cheese shape.
>>21851803What kind of eggs are you buying? The shit quality ones don’t tend to have flavor.
So you baked the eggs?
>>21851595post your wife (male)
>>21851595Why doesn’t that sign say Chicken, Pork, Lamb, Beef?Also nice sandwich, promove by the wife to lean out of frame
>>21852018How retarded are you?>>21851595Looks delicious OP, do you have a good place to buy the ciabatta or do you make it yourself?
>>21851565How fucking fat are you and your wife?
>>21851595>>21851575copying your eggs senpai thx for the idea
>>21852026I've tried everything including family farm fresh from free range, well cared for chickens. They don't taste like anything to me, they're just textural.
>>21851595That a really neat-looking sandwich.
>>21851595would would woULD WOULD WOULD
Nice. How u get ur eggs like that?
>>21852622My wife and I stats:Me - 6'2, 210lbs, leanWife - 5'10" 215lbs, 8 months pregnant Don't feel so cool now, do you?>>21852740Hot water bath at the previously mentioned temperature for 30 minutes :)
>>21852955>8 months pregnantSo that anon was right and she's incredibly fat
>>21851595Looks like uttershitem8
>>21851585>overcooked>>21851588>wrong bread for a breckie sandwich>>21851592>wrong unmelted cheese>>21851575>stupid ass weeblet eggiesStick to posting fast food lol godsdamn nerd
>>21851571>>21851595>those hands Fat fuck
>>21851565>>21851595That's like 1000+ calories for breakfast. I hope you're skipping lunch and not snacking through the day, piggy.
>>21853150forgot picture, very important
>>21853150>1000 calories is a lotHow's it feel to be comatose?
>>21853169why don't you tell me after the beetus puts you on live support? I'm not the land whale who getting whale-ier.
>>21853173Anon, I'm 6'2", 210lbs and have 3-5 high intensity workouts a week. I just have big hands.
>>21853186Post wife
>>21853189>"Hey OP, post your pregnant wife on this board of weirdos on this site for weirdos."No.
>>21853186lmao, what a pathetic larp
>>21853211Cope :)
>>21853226I think you’re the one coping if you have to make up stories about yourself brah.
>>21851595I don't really like my eggs in that style but otherwise it looks good. I would fry my eggs for this sandwich. But arugula is a good choice for the greens
>>21851595I usually make steak and egg sandwiches for this. I'll make that next week maybe.
>>21853227I'm sorry that you're jealous of me anon, try being better, not bitter :)
>>21853333I’m not jealous of fat people…?
>>21853348I'm not fat?
>>21853351>I'm not fat?
>>21853389Anon, just because you have tiny bitch hands doesn't mean we all do.
>>21853413>but my hands!
>>21853429Are fucking huge lol. I even have small hands compared to my dad who's like 5'8". He has fingers as thick as bratwurst and it's not an exaggeration. Genetics + 15 years of sports where you grip things very hard will make you have big hands.
>>21853439sure buddy, if you repeat the lies long enough they might become real ;)
>>21853439wanking is not a sport
>>21853457>>21853460I went to go find a still from a recent video I took of doing one of my favorite hobbies where you can see my large hands. Continue coping :)
>>21853463oink oink
>>21853469Sure thing buddy :)
