Imagine eating this good.
>>21851721looks good but the crust seems burned
>>21851721I defend the square, the rectangle, the thick crust, the Detroit-style, the Sicilian-style, the whatever-it's-called-style.
>>21851732>thick crustfucking awful.
>>21851740thin crust is peak shit taste.
>>21851732literally lasaga
>>21851721Am I supposed to be impressed?That's not food, you can't eat that shit every day without being 300lb.Oh, but most amerisharts are fat and leave brown lava dookie in the toilet bowl
this board is a shithole
>>21851871>posts a pizza that looks like every other shitty burnt slopza on the internet>expect praisefuck you
>>21851880doubtfulif somebody had sex with my mom maybe she wouldn't be so fucking mental
>>21851871what would make you happy? huh fella?
>>21851884I'm not vey good at sex
>>21851721looks greatwhat'd you cook it in to get the crust?
>>21851721You burnt it OP. Nobody except for this weirdo >>21851922 likes carbonized bread.
>>21851724No way. That's exactly how it should be.
>>21851934The crust isn't burnt, it's crispy cheese.
>>21851721I can image that crust and past being so light and airy and crispy. Good job OP
>>21851953>it's not burnt crust, it's burnt cheese!Other than the cheese being greasier they taste identical at that point.
>>21851721Looks like uttershitem8
>>21851740If you knew how to bake your own bread/pizza crust you'd likely have a different opinion. Or your personal preferences are just inherently awful.
Looks good, could use mushrooms tho
Adding the herbs straight outta the oven is a pro move Looks amazing
>>21851724>burnt crust (Italian)
>>21851866obsessed Euromutt
>>21851964>/ck/ hates crispy cheeseFlavor haters baka
>>21851866What's wrong with being 300lb?
>>21852046You coulda taken it out a minute earlier not gonna lie. But I would still crush it. Nice crumb.
>>21851721no BMWnigger could ever make something like this
>>21851721that actually looks pretty bussin
>>21851732Round crust is only good for easily throwing in the trash>>21852072This, looks just the right side of burnt (no burnt taste) and I’d easily eat both pizzas
>>21851934Tell that to the retarded Italians
Throwin' my hat in the ring here
>>218525098.5/10Hearty great looking pizza>>218525097/10This style is a bit wimpy in comparison, crust seems a little dry and too burnt; probably still tasted good
>>21852046oops, this one gets the 8.5
Same day dough. Burned it a bit but still not bad for same day I reckon.
>>21852074Lol why would anyone want to make such nonsense?
>>21851721>>21851732>>21852046>>21852509All look like uttershitem8
>>21854719And zero flop. Yes I know I need to clip my nails.
>>21851980thick cruste pizza sucks
>>21852509Needs more sauce and a bit less cheese. I can tell that bitch was floppy as hell. But I would crush it, not bad.
>>21854729See >>21854724Fuckin retard
>>21854728>eating Neapolitan out of a boxIt's floppy enough if you eat it fresh out of the oven. Out of a box it's just garbage. And how many times are you gonna post this pic you fucking retard?
>>21854732The lack of flop isn't what makes thick crusre pizza suck
>>21851964Imagine being retarded like this guy
>>21854731Check the posts you're linking to again before you call someone else a retard. The zero flop pic is my pizza, not the other anon's.
>>21854737Pizza isn't supposed to be stiff lol you fucking retard
>>21854734Neapolitan being shit out of a box has nothing to do with thick crust pizza you classless rube.
>>21854739You're the one mentioning a box for some reason lolthicke cruste pizza just fuckin sucks
>>218547198/10parmesan? shavingsherb sprinklescrust has a bit of character
>>21854738It's supposed to be crunchy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. It definitely shouldn't be floppy.
>>21854744Neapolitan should be eaten fresh out of the oven. Not after sitting in a box getting soggy for an hour, fucking retard.
>>21854749Kek yeah maybe for some faggy chiraq/detroit eboniclet bullshitREAL pizza isn't fuckin stiff, sonnyboy
>>21854751Kek that's in the parking lot right after I got it, fucking retard
>>21854754Oh, so it was only getting soggy for 10 minutes then. That changes everything. Fucking faggot.
>>21854762Kek why would it take 10 minutes to walk to my LCI F10 M5 Competition? How fuckin fat are you?! Kek fucking fat faggot
Looks fantastic, great job OP. What kind of pan did you use?
>>21854779Why is everyone so disingenous on this fuckin board?
>>21854766You don't have an M5 comp. You only post key fobs because they go to something gay like an i3
>>21854782What the fuck is your problem exactly? I like my pizza like that, now fuck off.
>>21854786?
>>21854789Just because you like something doesn't make it goodThe disingenousness on this board is just fuckin funnyGood looking meals get no attention, but all the swill bullshit is showered in complimentsIt's bizarre cooklet tasteltry and I don't stand for such inanity
>>21854827It's my opinion you little fag, you don't tell me what I do and don't like.
>>21854827>i like my pizza like that>you are being disingenousness [sic]Maybe ur just a fag anon
>>21854832I didn't say you didn't like itI'm insinuating that you've uttershite taste for liking schwag swill
>>21854837You're just a cooklet ricelet tastelet
>>21854839Yep he's just a fag
>>21854846Yep she's just a tastelet ricelet cooklet
>>21854844Hey peanutheadYou spelled it 'disingenousness' I know u were really excited for Home Ec., but u should've paid attention in English class
>>21854844You're a fucking retard, god damn
>>21854943Not my fault there are mostly disingenuous fucks on this board. Mostly.
>>21851866Neck yourself, obsessed faggot
>>21854919
>>21854857Self-awareness levels: 0Irony levels: Over 9000
>>21851866Europeans being obsessed with American feces is the weirdest phenomenon
>>21855124German toilets have a special dry shelf for poop where it sits above the water before you flush so you can inspect your feces by sight and you get the full odor for smell inspection. Poop submerged in water doesn't smell nearly as much as unsubmerged poop fresh from someone's body.
>>21855115See how disingenUous you all are kek
>>21851740imagine liking thin crust. just put cheese and sauce on a tortilla chip, you fucking MARK
>>21851721gourmet lunchroom style square pizza?
>>21855254See >>21854752
>>21855258how bout i fuckin rape you?
Nice troit zabut the feng sui is off with your pepperonis, they're going the wrong way
>>21855313
>>21852509>>21854719But if burnt crust sucks but that well done cheese is so worth it
>>21851721>I, uh.... I eat good.Your diet coincides with your level of intelligence, OP.
>>21851721That looks delicious. Wish I had that right now.
>>21855628KekI don't know why this img made me laugh so hard, but genuinely thank you anon.
>>21855635secondednew desktop wallpaper
>>21851721Why did you julienne the basil? Why would you ruin it like this?
>>21855635You're welcome, lol
>>21855635This new wave of pig memes is long overdue, I'd say.
>>21855637It's called a chiffonade you swine.
>>21856022It’s still a retarded thing to do, no matter what faggy name you give it
>>21851721only black "people" eat that "style" of "pizza"
>>21851866>you can't eat that shit every day without being 300lb.Moderating one's caloric intake and getting consistent exercise stupefies the Yuro brain.
>>21851866twice I've eaten a whole pizza in one sitting since this year started, and I'm still down 5 lbs so far.>but you're 300+ lbs!no actually.
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