>take bumble girl out on a date to a pizza place>she is slamming this massive beer in her profile>think we can split a pitcher or something since its only $15>she says she doesnt want a beerAm I an alcoholic or did she just beerfish me?
>>21852045She just wasn't in the mood for beer. If you were a real alcoholic, you'd order the whole pitcher for yourself.
she doesn't want to get drunk on a first date, genius.
>>21852045>she drank beer at least once>this must mean she always wants beer, all the timec'mon anon, think a little
>>21852045You blew it, she wanted you to step up.>Hey, I’m going to get a jug of beer for us, do you have a favourite brand?Asking the above shows her that you are decisive, but also shows that you will consider her input (brand of beer) and are interested in her opinion (which women love). You will die alone without base-level social skills, anon.
>>21852051Yeah, guess she might have been worried about me roofieing her, i have noticed dates seem to go better when girls drink, they seem less like formal interviews and more chill hangouts>>21852054Anon she is slamming 50 oz in a glass the size of her torso i thought she liked to drink
>>21852051>wasn't in the mood for beer.no such thing
>>21852045The beer obviously belonged to the whore's last "boyfriend", he took the photo as a joke. Enjoy your venereal disease from "dating" online prostitutes.
>>21852052I didn't say get her drunk. Granted she is 5'1 and maybe 110 lbs where as I am 6'2 and 300 so I could have tanked the 5 other beers in the pitcher
>>21852066You dont understand how skittish girls are when a man is that much stronger than them anon
>>21852058>Anon she is slamming 50 oz in a glass the size of her torso i thought she liked to drinkI bet if she had a picture of herself at a football game, you would think she actually likes football. How new are you?
>>21852054I'm struggling to think of a reason why someone wouldn't always want a beer.
>>21852045Wow she downing that beer like it's nigger cum
>>21852056Not good advice, do not assume your date is giving you shit tests. Unless you WANT someone who will behave like that. Who the fuck wants that?>>21852045Anon, it would have been cool if you had just said “no problem, just curious though, are you usually a beer drinker? I thought that picture on your profile was funny and cute”. Maybe it was a funny story? Maybe she wasn’t comfortable drinking on a first date? Maybe she just wasn’t feeling a beer? Literally no way to know, and no reason to speculate. You had the opportunity to ask but you didn’t lolI wouldn’t worry about it though, especially if she was chill the rest of the date. If she wasn’t, maybe she’s just cute and not chill?Lastly…Terrible idea to post her actual picture here, wtf anon?
>>21852106>retarded frog poster is also a tripfaggot
>>21852045Gonna drop a truth nuke buddy. You arent good looking enough for her to drink a beer on the first date. When you are average, a date with a woman becomes a fucking job interview.
>>21852118guess you were right she didnt unmatch me at least
>>21852045bro don't post your date on 4chan what the fuck is wrong with you lmao
>>21852106>no problem, just curious though, are you usually a beer drinker? I thought that picture on your profile was funny and cute
>>21852068bro you're obese
Don't order drinks for two instead offer to buy her a drink, she may have wanted a cocktail or just wanted a dinner date. It comes off as too dominant for a stranger you met online. That's at Oktoberfest she may be an events drinker, a regular drinker would be at a dive bar dancing or smiling with a pint in her hand
>>21852111It's reassuring girls go on impulsive dates with fat people like guys do and also decide it was a mistake halfway through
>>21852176>events drinkerI'm glad I don't drink, it sounds so gay sometimes.>I can't drink unless something's HAPPENING, some real HUSTLE and BUSTLE
>>21852173Hey, I gave good advice! Unless you’re too awkward
>>21852045remaining sober on a first date with an unknown man is a fairly prudent thing to do
>>21852176It was a pizzaria, no cocktails>>21852175I'm joking only 6'2 and 250
>>21852171Anon its a fucking cooking board and she is drinking a beer it seemed like a relevant image
>>21852198would you post your mother on 4chan?
>>21852171she's p. cute though
>>21852199I don't see how she would be an germane image but yeah maybe on /fa/ or something for fashion advice
>>21852090girls are paranoid about date rape
>>21852189That's still obese.
>>21852189>Going out to pizzaAnon, you failed before you started
This whole thread made me realize how much im glad I'm volcel. It's like needing to make women a career just to have their attention lmao. Fuck that.
you guys dont understand women at all lmao just be normal
>>21852045My extremely scientific opinion: neither. You've just been beer-catfished (beerfished??). Profile beer-slamming is aspirational energy, not a binding contract. Sometimes the beer is for vibes, sometimes for brunch, sometimes for the algorithm. You're not an alcoholic for thinking "pizza + pitcher = math", that’s just normal mammal logic. She just decided this outing was a hydration arc. No villains here, just mismatched hop expectations. Pour one out (for yourself).
>>21852328Yeah maybe we can drink if there is a second date now that she knows I didnt spike her pepsi
>>21852068fat fuck
>>21852106Assuming and being assertive is an attractive trait in men.
>>21852045KILL YOURSELF FOR WOMANPOSTING
