Need some advice. Last night i got totally black out drunk. Ordered a pizza from Dom's around midnight using the app. Leave at door. Two pizza's show up. Mine from Dom's and another one from Papas. wtf? Notice the papas is for a apartment with the same number but different building then mine. Way to drunk and way to cold outside, f that. Keep it and put it into my fridge.Now...the thing is, I see the guy who's pizza it is fairly often just in passing. Just wave and say hi. It's still in my fridge cold and untouched. Wondering if i fucked up and hes going to find out somehow i kept it. Should I return it or say fuck it and eat it tonight?Also, why from both places I assume they are outsourcing their drivers from doordash?
>>21854952don’t bring it up, it’s not your fault the za got delivered to the wrong apartment and you were blackout drunk plus it was cold as fuck
>>21854952Don't bring it up unless you know he is easy going. The pizza is cold and his plan already changed last night. Make sure to check order address next time especially stuff you know you didn't order.
>>21854952>Ordered a pizza from Dom's around midnight using the app>I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city...
>>21854952I'd eat the pizza and burn the box. You don't want any evidence.In fact, go for a run just in case your neighbor notices you getting a bit tubby from all the extra za
>>21855009Hey, buster, knock that off. The hustle and bustle is just what I need to make me feel alive. I get sloppy drunk because I like my life okay? I like where my situation ended up! And I won't apologize for the great nightlife and vibrant lifestyles that the downtown condo OWNERS club I am proud to share with the rest of my development affords me. A honk or a gunshot here or there is just the spice on the pie.
>>21854952I’d mention it to him but maybe say you didn’t notice it outside until morning (meaning it wasn’t fresh by the time you noticed), at least that way he knows for sure in case Papas gives him any problem with a refund
>>21854952Kill yourself, just to make sure.
>>21854952blackout drunk but can still order pizza, read order slip, contemplate walking to other building...to answer your real question, yes you are gay and the desire you feel to have another mans cock in your ass is real and perfectly natural. go over there, submit your boipussy to him and then cuddle with a pizza. hurry, it was not coincidence. ill be waiting.
>>21854952>Should I return itnobody wants some old pizza from some rando's fridge retard. I'd still tell the guy about it the next time you saw him because it's a funny story.
