Find a flaw
extra bread makes you fat
decades of shrinkflation
>>21869060the price
For me it's the double cheeseburger.
>>21869060can't eat it without getting sauce on your hands, meat to bread ratio is too low
>>21869060not enough sauce
why is mcD's fascinated with tiny shitty onions?
>>21869070>he wants even more bread
>>21869069This is the patrician's McDonald's burger. It's the sausage McMuffin of their burgers.
>>21869079>sausage McMuffin of their burgers(with egg)
>>21869060>Find a flawIt funds corporate USA which in turn funds Israel.
>>21869060wheat bun>the bun literally doesnt decompose there used to be vids about it on yt. instant gut inflammation and sugar spike starting when it touches your mouththe meat>if its from old cows its ok. when from sick ones you wont knowsalad>iceberg was bred for volume not nutrients. essentially decoration, uselestomato>a breed of a seedless variety and one that never ripens. as a result no nutrients developcheese>??? lmao good "taste" but nothing that is of benefit is inside. its more a tool acting like glue and lube for thecustomers pleasuresesame>only good ingriedient but too negligable amounts to help you poopickles>they prob did some shit to it too i just always skipsauce>rapeseed oil with flavor. name says it all its chemically engineered for max taste nothing elseonions>its onions and not $oy so it can stayalso the hunger returns superquick cus the insulin counter terrorists make thathappen afterthe RAPE on your own bodyi give the bigmac a 8,5 /10 on the slop scale
>>21869082What does "It funds corporate USA" mean?
>>21869092ignore him, it's just nonsensical drivel from a muslim colonizer apologist.
/ck/ - Slop & Consooming
>>21869060>mayo (poison)>shredded lettuce (should be full leaf)>middle bun>one slice of cheese for two patties>sesame seeds serve no purpose on a bun>patties are dogshit>onions aren't correct shape>price is too high>not one redeeming qualitygood enough?
the buns are _always_ garbage
>>21869060Fake bread.Fake meat.Fake sauce.Fake vegetables.Fake cheese.Still expensive.
>>21869110Do you expect people to put effort into making those fake products without any compensation?
>>21869088>tomato>on a big macYou've never been to a mcdickles
>>21869060they are only about half the size and twice the cost
>>21869065Never happened, schizo. It's always used two 1/10th lb patties.
I don't go to mickyD's that often but I prefer the double quarter pounder w/ cheese.
>>21869060Not only is it slop, the concept as a whole is retarded.>make flat as fuck burgers with no juice on the inside>add a sad amount of sloppy sweaty dying vegetables >no tomatoes or bacon>add a flat bun>unflatten it by doubling everything
>>21869185Doubling everything except the cheese. I've never understood the appeal of the big Mac.
tinysloppyabout to be mogged by the BIG ARCH
>>21869060>pickles >shredded lettuce >diced onion>stupid middle breadIts a dumb sandwich for dummies
>>21869060The middle bun ruins the structural integrity of the burger because it slides out.
>>21869088>the bun literally doesnt decomposeBecause it's toasted. This is true of basically any bread anywhere. >if its from old cows its ok. when from sick ones you wont knowNobody's selling beef from sick cows. Also it's cooked to oblivion anyway so who cares?>good "taste" but nothing that is of benefit is inside.It has all the same health implications of any other cheese. It's cultured milk.>rapeseed oil with flavor. name says it all its chemically engineered for max taste nothing elseCanola is engineered to be a non-toxic version of rapeseed oil.
>>21869060it never looks like that when you order it.the meat is drybuy an ad.
>>2186910316pBp
>>21869060
>>21869060literally the worst fast food burger. what idiot thought putting a bun in the middle was a good idea?the whopper is better in every way
The millions of chemicals and preservatives in the food itself. I live in America and literally everything here is fake food. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I haven't eaten in 12 hours and I'm starving.
>>21869500Club is upside down.
>>21869855N
>>21869066Yeah literally, I'd eat mcdonalds constantly if the prices were better but it's one of the worst price per quantity of all the fast food options.
>>21869069Based these are buy one get one for $1 at mine at the drivethru (I won't install their app). I can get 4 for under $10.
>>21869060needs tomatoalso its from mcdonalds
>>21869069someone who understand the importance of the extra slice!>>21869079and the best breakfast item next to the discontinued parfait.
>>21869060If you tied to eat that it would probably kill you. Food photography is a non-edible lie.
>>21869060The extra bun was always retardedThey shred the lettuce completely defeating the purpose of lettuce, the textureNo tomato
>>21870098>Yeah literally, I'd eat mcdonalds constantlyYou are a retard. You could probably walk into a pub and be served a real hamburger and probably spend less even after paying a tip.
Are we being raided by sethyboy again ffs
>>21869118i been i just ate the chickenslop>>21869431>toasted bread doesnt decomposetard>who cares about eating sick cowsmaybe not your tstebuds but your gut nigga tf?>cultured milk in mcd cheesebro youre retarded its mostly hydrogenized oil lmfao>canola is not toxickill yourself please :)
>>21869060The sauce is too sour
>>21870582>>toasted bread doesnt decomposeCorrect. Toasted bread doesnt decompose. Water is necessary for the decomposition process and toasting removes water. I challenge you to find a piece of toast that "decomposed" rather than simply further desiccated.>>21870582>maybe not your tstebuds but your gut nigga tf?Well first off you ignored the other part of what I said. Second off the overcooking kills pathogens. So no, your gut wouldn't care.>bro youre retarded its mostly hydrogenized oil lmfaoNo. You're retarded. Look at the ingredients. Actually do it.>canola is not toxicIf you're one of those morons that's terrified of sneed oils because some youtuber told you to be, that's one thing. But you're the idiot who made a dumbass claim about the purpose of the engineering that goes into canola.
>>21870595dont glow too hard its obvious
>>21869060The middle bun will be all soggy and nasty when if you eat it immediately after getting it.
The extra bun is absolutely useless and only makes it seem bigger than it is
>>21869060combined with popovs it spikes my liver enzymes
>>21869060Can't. Big Macs are so so delicious when done right.
>>21869060from the 80s until the late 90s the big mac was great. now it tastes like dogshit
>>21870972That bun is part of what makes it so good.And the sauce.>>21870934Lol no.
>>21870934AND you can't even get "good food" anymore on the prices he was talking about.
>>21871600Corposhill pls, even my worst smashburgers mog your entire menu of made-on-a-conveyor-belt slop """burgers"""Have fun closing another few hundred locations this year :D
>>21870031U
>>21870374What’s sethyboy
>>21870281Learn to read. I literally said i don't eat mcdonalds because of the price.
>>21869060The stupid fucking bun in the middle of the burger.
>>21869072cuz they’re good
>>21870205>I can get 4 for under $10.for that money I would get them too, here they cost 5 euros which is like 2 for 10
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>>21869500the sesame seeds are much sparser where i live
>>21869060too smol
>>21869231Havent had maccas in years, but this might get me back
>>21872298He’s the faggot behind the Bask1n Robert’s forced meme, the J1gC forced meme, the Die Antwoord forced meme, all the off-topic gay shit on /ck/ and the ‘cram it’/‘crammed’ spam.He shitposts on this board because it’s slower than other boards and the Jannies haven’t caught on yet. Making multiple threads with tiny slight variations is also a common habit of his.
>>21875951
>>21869060More like "Find a jaw". If this fits in your mouth to take a clean bite, you clearly don't have one.
>>21869060>>21869069>>21869081>>21869231>>21869500Don't disrespect the true king, the real burger.It's not a burger if it doesn't have beef, cheese, tomato, salad, onion, sesame bun in it.All of y'all burgers are fake af.This is the only real burger in the McDonald's menu, the king.https://mcdonalds.pl/nasze-menu/burgery/wiesmac/
Astroturfed viral marketing thread
>>21869060Too much "bread"Patties taste like nothingSauce tastes like vomit
>>21876312Find a flaw
>>21875951You have schizophrenia.
>>21878243No we don’t.
>>21869060Big Mac vs Whopper vs Baconator vs AW Papa Burger. What's better?
>>21878559meat mountain > all
>>21878579Looks like she's ready to settle down.
>>21869060too much bread for beeftoo expensive
>>21874573B
the bread in the middle
>>21880332E
>>21880402R
>>2188043612, COCK!
>>21869060middle bun, (((iceberg))) lettuce, and paper thin patties
Where's the beef?
>>21869231I tried one It was okThe sauce was too distracting
>>21870031>>21872296>>21874573>>21880332>>21880402>>21880436>>21880444>we did it, Reddit!
>>21869060The meat is made up of grounded up children.
>>21882573Wtf, I love Big Mac now
>>21869231are those crispy onions on the bottom?why do people think they belong on burgers?
>>21869072I fucking love fast food rehydrated onions. The dehydration/rehydration process gives them since an intense onion flavor.
>>21869060The Mac Jr was better
just had my first big macs (they were 2 for 1). they were shite. were they always so dry? maybe i used to get them with extra sauce.the chicken selects were pretty good (i always liked them).
>>21883790meant to say "first big macs in about five years"
>>21883790>>21883792It's ok anon we all make mistakes :)
>>21885480>says something trivial to bump his stupid ass thread
>>21885528I'm not OP you schizo.
>>21885530>says something trivial to bump someone else's stupid ass thread
>>21885539>replying to people in a thread while complaining about it being bumpedI hope you're getting treatment for that brain injury.
>>21885559It was already bumped FAGGOT we're trying to shame you so you don't do it again
>>21885577>we're trying to shame you so you don't do it againWhoops, I'm sorry. Here, reply so I can try to not bump again. I'll get it right this time lol
>>21885559You bumped it after more than a day of no activity. Suspiciously this thread has been up for almost two weeks.
>>21869060ripped off pic related
>>21885629It's the pioneer of child obesity
>>21876411Extremely based, just finished mine JUST TELL THEM TO NOT ADD TOMATO
>>21876411Shhhh don’t tell amerimutts about our horseradish sauce, the fuckers will invade
>>21869060The pickles, usually. Not because they're inherently bad but most locations store them poorly and they're atrocious
>>21869060Price keeps going up
>>21869060>low quality bread>small, low quality, unseasoned beef patties>low quality imitation cheese product>low quality vegetables>overall lack of flavor>basically no nutritional value
>>21885905>8 hours later>no response can we get a wellness check on op?
>>21869060>find a fl-
>>21886761>breathes inAAAAACCCCKKKK
>>21869060soggy ass bread in the middle
>>21869103>>21869237>>21869430>>21869994>>21870954>>21872906>>21880336>>21880750>>21887285I like it.
>>21869060>only one slice of cheese>the cheese is BELOW the patty and sitting on the lettuce (melted cheese on lettuce is downright heretical)>not quarter pounder patties
>>21887541/thread
ITT: poorfag fatass dumbfucks >m'patrician king burgerChop yourself holy fuck ur so fucking fat
>>21869060sauce....its basically just oilbun....probably full of oilmeat....questionable
>>21870205This guy knows. It's still not the same as the glory days of McDoubles on the classic Dollar Menu, but the "buy one get one for a dollar" menu is currently the winning move. (You see how abused we are, they make the prices insane and then we thank them for a small reprieve.)
>>21869060Aren't they like $10 a pop now? That's a pretty big flaw.
This thread just refuses to die
