Why do Amerimutts put buttloads of sugar in everything? Real peanut butter takes 5 minutes to make at home and only uses 1 ingredient: peanuts.
>peanut butteryuck gross
>>21870847Holy Schmoly, would you shut up?
>>21870847>Real peanut butternot interested. This tastes better and lasts for years thanks to the hydrogenated oils.
>>21870846the real debate is whether people that pronounce ".gif" like the peanut butter should be drowned or shot
>>21870890Agreed. Graphics Interchange Format, guh ih ff, gif. It’s graphics, not jraphics.
>>21870847Now spread that on your bread. Go ahead...
>>21870853cashew butter is the only acceptable alternative 'utter
>>21870898>The creators of the format pronounced the acronymGIFas/dʒJf/, with asoftg, with Wilhite stating that he intended for the pronunciation to deliberately echo the Americanpeanut butterbrandJif, andCompuServeemployees would often quip "choosy developers choose GIF", a spoof of Jif's television commercials.[14]Boy you must feel like an idiot now
>>21870867WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT?!
>>21870923jottem! you jo jirl!
>>21870846Jif had some 'potential' salmonella contamination problem a few years ago and 'voluntarily' recalled products (voluntary is a bullshit way to avoid compensation, who the fuck would risk it?) So they're on my permanent brands shitlist.
>>21870923They named it wrong, engineers are criminally inept at doing things right. Therefore, GuhIF is correct.
>>21870847the only thing you make are obsessive posts about america
*enters youre thread*
>>21870846whichever one doesn't have fucking soybean oil
>>21870890people shouldn't have to die for that. put em in a labor camp
>>21870846 (OP)Fuck that industrial runoff garbage, Adam's All Natural Crunchy for me.Ingredients: Peanuts, Salt>>21870847This is also acceptable, we used to buy this from the hippie store, you'd put money in the machine and it would grind the peanuts for you on the spot into a tub. Cheap and delicious, and you didn't have to clean the machine yourself.>>21871143This. It's not a Giraffics Interchange Format, Graphics has a hard G.>inb4 that's not the ruleDon't care
>>21870846I buy the trader joes kind with the ingredients; peanuts, salt. Why people eat the kind with goybean oil and corn syrup added is beyond me
>>21871252theyre too used to the fake taste and mouth feel
>>21870846zero sugar JIF is the correct answer
>>21871234>it would grind the peanuts for you on the spot into a tubWhat would you do with a tub full of benis butter?
>>21871311A small plastic tub, silly person, like about five inches diameter, and about four high.
>>21870846heh that's cute*blocks ur path*nutin personal kiddoNever send a boy to do a man's job
>>21871134So if they hadn't issued a recall and just let people get sick, you'd be good to buy Jif now?
>>21871386He may not be a choosy mother, but he's one choosy motherfucker!
it doesnt fucking matter as long as it’s thick as fuck and extra CRONCHY. if it separates into slime it can get fucked. this is like all natural ones unfortch
>>21870853Zased. Of all butters, sunflower butter reigns supreme, it’s so fucking good and (nearly) perfect, I do wish it wasn’t so runny, but the flavor more than makes up for it. Almond butter enjoyers should have to face the wall for their crimes.
>>21871665>my weak little baby arms are unable to stir a jar of peanut butter!Shame. If you can stir it once, put it in the fridge and it will slow the separation
>The great debate>Thing>Thing you've never seen before in your life4chan is an interesting place
>>21870923separate the art from the artist
>>21870847>1 ingredientI also add salt but regardless it’s superior to the other stuff
