What's Australian cuisine like?
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>>21872458Witchetty Grubs
>>21872458just bowls of cheese
so many spiders
>>21872470facken lejjin
Like a shrimp on the barbie!
>>21872458It's actually very similar to Scottish cuisine.Mince and tattiesDeep fried horribles"Fish supper"
WheatMeatDairyPotato
>>21872470>Witchetty GrubsEveryone knows you put those on your cock.
that one hot dog with onions or whatever cant think of anything else
>>21872458Im American and I like Vegemite. I think it tastes amazing on a toasted bagel.
>>2187245891 RON, 95/98 PULP, E10, E85, LAF
>>21872458To give you an idea, here's an Outback Steakhouse menu from 1998.
>>21872470Hehe put th’ witchetty grub on ya cok
>>21872458If American cuisine and British cuisine had a baby
>>21872905and the baby had a little bit of down syndrome.
>>21873097Don't even get me started on the piss they like to drink
>>21872458They have kangaroos but they are too retarded to use them.
>>21873146You'd at least think they'd use them to pull ploughs or at least ride them like horses
This is their version of chicken parm. Pretty bleak.
>>21873097It's Anglo Food at its most distant from other influences. Americans and Britons were surrounded by immigrants and other cultures for decades while Australians were just inbreeding Burgers and Pies.
>>21873137native strayans don't actually drink fosters
>>21873225Yes you fucking do
>>21872458Bags of Wine
dimmies
>>21872898Holy moly those prices
>>21873257i've had 3 different strayans i've met in 3 different years tell me that fosters is the pisswater that the tourists drinkt. shart
>>21873264they were better times anon
>>21872898>salads are Queensland themed>steaks are Victorian themedas it should be.
>>21873158>This is their version of chicken parm.Can't be. It's not upside down.
>>21872458Sausage roll, choccy donut, Farmer's Union Iced Coffee.
>>21872470I just recently learnt that Macadamia nuts are native to Australia. They're pretty much the only Aboriginal bush tucker that has become an widely grown agricultural crop.
>>21874744She looks like she was told someone beat cancer and replied that she's beaten up a lot of people born in July too. But nobody gives her a party for it
sprinkles but they call them 6 millions of jews or something
>>21873337>i've had 3 different strayans i've met in 3 different years tell me that fosters is the pisswater that the tourists drinkBogans are almost as gay as Canadians. They'll say shit like this, then extol the virtues of VB or XXXX. They just hate it because it was somewhat popular in the US/the only Bogan beer Americans know.
>>21872458Most Australians are bad at articulating local dishes here I feel, either because they just regurgitate memes about vegemite or only eat globalised takeaway food and don't know how overseas food differsBased on my grandmother and mother's cooking, I'd say these are actually Australian foods, often shared with other commonwealth states or having med/azn influence:>apricot chicken>sausage curry with sour cream>pavlova>egg and bacon pizzas>tim tams>burgers with egg/bacon/beetroot/pineapple>blue heaven milkshakes>anzac biscuits>HSPs>cheese kranskies>balmain bugs, yabbies>fish and chips with chicken salt>kai si ming>neenish tarts>scallop pies>golden syrup dumplings>mixed grills>lamb in general>many local wines>flummeries (a bit obscure today)>chocolate ripple cake>apple cakes... the hollow biscuit dough kind with diced apple filling and icing>a lot of british staples like roast beef or bangers and mash>lamingtons>apple and rhubarb crumble>lots of shark meat>cherry ripes
>>21875756Also flat white coffee and lemon lime bitters
>>21872458a succulent chinese meal, a vb, and a fat fucking dart
>>21872898>chocolate thunder from down under
>>21875713No. They say that because it's true. Foster's is really not big in Australia at all. Foster's beer was even discontinued domestically in 2002. They brought back a few years ago, but it's still a very small brand. You'll sometimes see cartons at bottleos, but you honestly never see it on tap at a pub. You never see anybody actually drink it. It just has an outsized reputation internationally because of a marketing campaign in the '80s. You're right about how dumb it is when people dismiss it as pisswater though. Because Foster's is owned by a Japanese brewing conglomerate. That same megacorp also owns Carlton Draught, Pure Blonde, Cascade, VB, Pirate Life, Great Northern and a couple dozen other brands too. It's all the same pisswater.
>>21872458Lots of salt and butter.
>>21872898Where are the burgers?
>>21873137I have some bad news for you cobber
>>21872458Shit. The worst parts of British and American """"cuisine"""" combined.
>>21872458
>>21873261>chinkshitthe brits could've traded you for canton and came out better
>>21872894exotic goodsniff menu
>>21875756Good list but wheres the bunnings snags? The shapes? The vinnie blues?
>>21875865>that picAh chicko rolls. Who the hell eats those?
>>21873158I see some sad looking fries and maybe a lasagna?
>>21876386Never eaten one. The chip shop posters of a babe on a motorcycle eating one are seared in my memory though.
>>21876513Nothing wrong with them per se, but they're nothing to write home about or even as good as a large spring roll for example.
>>21872458Vegemite.
>>21872458Australian cuisine reflects its multiculturalism. Owing to its origins as a British colony, much of Australian cuisine is built on a rough foundation of traditional British cuisine: fish and chips, meat pies, sausage rolls, carvery (roasts), chip butty ("chipwich" or "chip sarnie" in Australia), full breakfast, boiled meats, et cetera. Australia also incorporates elements of cooking from other European countries (predictably there is an "Australian" pizza, as well as an "Australian" hamburger), as well as the Mediterranean and middle east (gyros, hallal snack packs), and the surrounding Asian cultures (dim sims).Australia also has some food items that are considered to be uniquely Australian, amongst them are Vegemite toast (as well as "Tiger toast" which is just Vegemite toast with cuts of Kraft singles (to make it resemble a tiger's coat), "fairy bread" (buttered white bread with sprinkles (US), hail (western Europe), or "hundreds and thousands" (Britain)), and regional "delicacies" like Adelaide's "frog cakes" (stale twinkies with icing that reliably give you the kind of mild headache that comes from eating cheap, factory made, pastries).I hope this post was informative.
>>21877164I've only had a frog cake once. And I can't remember what it tasted like. But it was when I was a kid and my grandparents took me somewhere. On a little day trip with them. And they got me a frog cake after lunch. Probably because they got given one when they were little kids growing up in Adelaide too. Following tradition.
Kangaroo-kabobs, kangaroo creole, kangaroo gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple kangaroo, lemon kangaroo, coconut kangaroo, pepper kangaroo, kangaroo soup, kangaroo stew, kangaroo salad, kangaroo and potatoes, kangaroo burger, kangaroo sandwich. That, that’s about it.
>>21872898I'd eat Victoria's filet if you know what I mean
>>21875025Based Debra
guaranteed to get the dick hard and make the pwusseh wet
>>21881129You would have to pay me to eat that
>>21875756If Apricot Chicken genuinely is our creation, I would like to apologize to every other nation on our behalf>Egg and bacon pizzas>HSPs>apple and rhubarb crumbleFucking grim, no wonder everyone hates us
>>21876386I get 12-packs from my local bulk store. 30 mins in a 190 degree oven, and you have a hearty snack.
>>21875756>pavlova>burgers with egg/bacon/beetroot/pineapple>anzac biscuits>neenish tarts>scallop pies>chocolate ripple cake>lamingtonsall god tier. might have to make a pav this weekend
>>21875713xxxx gold easily one of the best beers on earth
australian food is essentially just british food with an emphasis on barbeque and the sole addition of prawns. that said, they do have some local formats, like "fairy bread" (hundreds-and-thousands spread on sliced bread, which is actually dutch in origin), and the "snag": a sausage wrapped in (you guessed it) sliced bread, typically enjoyed outside the nearest monopoly-brand hardware store. it's essentially a somehow-even-more-poverty-tier hotdog.>>21873137nobody here drinks that, it's marketed at the UK. I drank cases of the stuff when I was a student over there, haven't even seen it since I emigrated.>>21875865more accurate than you would like to believe.
>>21875756>>neenish tartsI'm a kiwi with a British grandmother and I thought for the longest time that neenish tarts were an old British thing because my grandma loved the things and would always buy them for us. The name sounds very britbongish.
moot was right about australians
>>21873146Kangaroos are fucking cunts and somehow stupider and less productive than Indians
>>21881824he was just regurgitating epstein's opinions to try to sound smart
>>21881862then epstein was right about australiansgod awful people who make every internet space worseone step better than indians;. best I can say about em
I work at a restaurant which serves general australian food These days it's about getting cool local ingredients which look great, a slight fusion approach on a french foundation
>>21881582Hey, that pavlova isn't even yours.
>>21881920>rightful australian clay saying its an australian inventioncorrect
>>21872898Grilled onions as a side?
>>21872458We got there first.
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>>21882207Why did Neck Fuentes suck off Destiny?
>>21881948Drew got rhetorically raped by a nazi gigachad (and he secretly liked it)
>>21882207>>21882251Real question is, who even cares about Destiny. Cunt was such a crybaby after he got bullied off of a bunch of MMOs lmao
>>21873158That's a pretty shitty looking parma by Aussie standards.
>>21882813He would still beat (You) in a debate
>>21882813the fuck are you on about?
>>21882251they're both edgy political streamers who know good content when they see it i.e. streaming with each other
>>21872458Really simply shit with kiddy nameslike cheesy toast or fairy bread
>>21882919Cuckstiny isn't even good at debating. He just speaks quickly and gurns from all the adderol. He couldn't even debate his own kid into not becoming a literal nazi.
chinese takeout in australia is a lot better than anything in the US. their "fish and chips" is also better than what you get in the UK. their burgers are okay.
>>21873158im australian and ive never had chicken parmagiana in my life. looks like shit. cheese and chicken? what a gross combo. i like cheese and i like chicken but i dont want them together. shit chips as well.
>>21875025She looks like she was hot when she was 18 but because of her low IQ she made a lot of poor life decisions and ended up looking like shit.
>>21885325Haha no you’re fucking not.
>>21884098^all that shit you wroteYou still couldn't beat him in a debate. Any chud that has ever tried has been steamrolled and humiliated. Finklestein had to resort to meme tactics and calling him the wrong name to try to claim victory. I fairness to Destiny, he isn't afraid to kick leftoids either. He's probably the most honest of the debate youtubers, and he has the highest IQ.
>>21875756Nice post anon, I unlike everyone else in Australia love Apricot chicken, there is also:>Damper bread>Kangaroo meat
>>21874744why is the rum always gone
>>21873257we rarely drink fostershowever we do drink a variety of other slop brewed by the same company, such as carlton draught, victoria bitter, great northern, toohey's etc, it all tastes kinda similar to me but can be decent enough if it's fresh/coldit's all actually owned by asahi (japan)the other most popular beer is XXXX which is owned by kirin (japan)
>>21873137I (Australian) never even heard of this beer until I went to America to visit family. The cheap shit beer in Victoria is VB, but Great Northern is also popular. t. used to work in a bottle shop (liquor store), been drinking since I was 15.
>>21881948It is interesting how true that is. Indonesian fishing boats had been sailing down to Australia for centuries before Cook. Or, maybe just decades. Difficult to tell. But, when the British Navy did their first expedition to circumnavigate Australia. When they got to the top end, there was a fleet of Indonesian fishing boats already there. Indonesian fishermen had been landing and making camp seasonally. They'd come down to fish for sea cucumbers which would end up being traded all the way to China. And, Indonesia was muslim by this point. True.
>>21887044One of my favourite anecdotes is of a group of English explorers travelling through the then-unknown-to-them parts of central and northern Australia. They came across a lone aboriginal man, of a tribe the British had never met. They approached and attempted to communicate with the man, assuming he couldn't understand a word they were saying, only for him to reply in full English, which he had learned while travelling in Singapore.
>>21876232Low blow cunt.
Serious answer? A lot of regional variants of other international foods. Our fish and chips is made with local species of fish and shark, and topped with chicken salt (google it, great stuff). We have tons and tons of places sushi rolls like picrel, designed to be eaten by hand on the go. Also:>Dim Sims, a kind of chinese-inspired fried dumpling, I like to get a couple with my fish and chips>Halal Snack Packs (HSPs), chips loaded with meat and sauces>Best espresso in the world>Multiple nice wine regions>The snack food/staple stuff everyone knows (vegemite, tim tams, fairy bread, etc) There's a ton of stuff I haven't mentioned, but most of it can be defined by it's differences from other stuff, rather than anything specifically unique. Australian cuisine is kinda defined by a whole lot of fusion of techniques and flavours from varying asian and european cultures, so can't really be pinned down easily.
>>21887055There's also "modern australian cuisine" which I've only ever had at fine dining restaurants, and also put an emphasis on locally grown and sustainable ingredients, usually utilising lots of native stuff. I seriously doubt most anons on this board give a shit about fine dining though, this is the burger'n'tendies board, afterall.
This video actually covers Australian cuisine quite wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TFxUraIXI&t=6389s
>>21887062This is a great video, but I gotta note that this is the equivalent of looking at native american cuisine, it's not necessarily indicative of the general population.
>>21887067Great point, for the every day cuisine I would advice these for curious foreigners. I have probably eaten half the things in that video some of it is fine dining.>>21875756>>21885670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEdvsGs1RE
>>21887049Source? Sounds like a trip of a read
>>21887049>>21887153there are also records of explorers coming across aboriginals speaking Babylonian words and making masonic hand signs.
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>>21887153this is an interesting article that includes that story https://mikedashhistory.com/2016/10/31/dreamtime-voyagers-australian-aborigines-in-early-modern-makassar/
>>21887055>>Best espresso in the worldAh, yes. Grinding up coffee beans not grown in Australia then throwing it into an espresso machine is something only done well by ol' Brucie and the Bogans.
>>21874744Even as an American I know the grim portents represented by that empty bottle of Bundaberg
>>21881808Weird ramble, but a few years ago I was taking a college class and this Australian girl sat next to me for most of the semester. She brought fairy bread for the class one day to celebrate getting her American citizenship but she'd had to change something because she was vegan and it sucked. I also discovered upon seeing her citizenship certificate that she and I had exactly the same birthday (year and everything) which was especially weird because she kinda looked like she could've been my sister and we had a bunch weirdly in common, we showed up unintentionally wearing matching outfits multiple times and stuff. She clearly had a bit of a thing for me but somehow I could never get myself to be into her despite ticking most of the boxes for what I'm into.
