What are the best breakfast foods?
>>21872970Sausage, eggs, muffin, femboy ass, and milk.
Bacon and eggs
>>21872970eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage gravy biscuits, pancakes, fruit, english muffins, sausage egg mcmuffins, sausage biscuits
>>21872970food.times of day don't have a particular set of dishes because that's extremely fucking neurotic.
>>21872984OP are you just gonna let him talk to you like that?
It certainly isn't beans.
>>21873003>not having an entire pan of beans for breakfast
>>21872984anyone eating salad for breakfast is a psychopath.
>>21873006Which Cowboy movie is this?>>21872970Monte Cristo But no powdered sugar on top, that’s for idiots
>>21873044They Call Me Trinity
>>21873047Hell yeah, thanksMy dad still likes to watch them, i wonder if he’s seen this one again recently
>>21872970
>>21872970Why don't people eat those mini chicken breast strips for breakfast? They probably cook faster than sausages, have less fat and are pure proteinI can imagine those fried alongside some bacon, mushrooms and tomatoes would be a good breakfast
>>21872970Cold pizza and a Busch Light.
>>21873218>protein
>>21872970Just some chocolate milk for me please
hash brown cooked until almost burnt, cornbeef hash, biscuits n gravy...
Beans and canned mixed vegetables with a cup of coffee.
Tateres, Bacone, Eggies, and Toaste
Me, I like a pork chop for breakfast.
>>21872970for me, it's country friend steak and eggs
>>21873552breakfast of champEEEENStrue decadence is a fried steak
>>21873047I thought it was the searchers at first, it also has a scene where a character demolishes a bowl of beans in a cantinabeans and eggs are also a certified breakfast classic
i personally like eggs and bacon and toastor an eggs benny
>>21873552Top tierI like scrambled though
>>21872970that is almost 2000 calories.
>>21873612that's a small amount of calories for the average person, I'd say.
I eat oatmeal with milk, cocoa and honey, every day
>>21873218country fried chicken fingers with white gravy, homefries and eggnow that's an idea anon
>>21873612So what? I only eat one meal a day.
>>21872970The SEC mcgriddle but don't pay full price for that shit
>>21872970That gravy looks like a crime against humanity. >>21873552Gravy is supposed to look like that.
>>21873833that's sausage gravy, dumbass.
>>21873833FalseFor biscuits and gravy it’s supposed to look like OPs
>>21873636the average fat shit yeah
>>21873849>>21873846>t. thinks black people created southern cookingIf you serve gravy that looks like femboy jizz in Texas, you get hanged.
>>21873890okay, retard
>>21873552ONE OF IF NOT THE BEST MEAL POSSIBLE
>>21873890That looks nothing like jizz, and the fact that you're thinking about femboy jizz says a lot about you and little about us. Sausage gravy is white because it's made out of a rue made from flour and sausage grease, which are both white. If Texans are somehow fucking up gravy that bad, frankly the place SHOULD be kicked from America.
>>21873955Anon.... the roux brownsmilk to cream is what is used to make it white the paler the gravy the less time it was allowed to mallard "caramelize"the browner gravy is thicker for a reason more roux over/cream/milk which the cook also let brown longer
>>21873961to add to this brown gravy's are brown because they don't use cream
>>21873955>us
>>21873961adding sausage to white gravy is flavorless, you make the roux in the crumbled sausage when it's done cooking and stir in milk and black pepper.
>>21873969you deglaze the pan with the milk getting all that sausage flavor in the gravy making it an off white color.
>>21873969>>21873972yurpgod now im craving this shit peppermill suasage gravy is so fucking good
I'm having a pancake egg and bacon sandwich for dinner.
>>21873988make sure to take off the plastic wrapper before placing it in the microwave
>>21872970The American breakfast omelette is pretty good.
>>21873969>this fucking retardYou make it in bacon grease but anon is right that is some watery diarrhea looking gravy
>>21874039>You make it in bacon greasewhy would you make sausage gravy in bacon grease and not the sausage grease you absolute dimwit.
>>21874054Tastes better and isn't watery like whatever diarrhea juice you eat you filthy africanoid
>>21874054>he doesn't eat bacon at breakfastGet a load of this kike.
>>21874055anon if you above the age of 18 have a look at your life are you ok with where youre atare you really...if you are thats ok if youre not this kindof behaviour is whytry an remember this post in 5 years
>>21874071Yeah I will remember the anon who ate grey sludge water and called it gravy and you will still be gay
>>21874058What the hell is going on here
>>21874077i said try youll hit the wall eventually implying you havent alreadygood luck :)
Black coffee and the knowledge that hunger is fat leaving the body
>>21872970savory breakfast:>eggs (over easy)>toast>dark coffee>hashbrowns>biscuits>white gravy>bacon>sausage patties>fried baby tomatoes>black puddingsweet breakfast:>french toast>old fashioned glazed donut>chocolate chip pancakes>iced coffee + cream + sugar
>>21873731McGriddle is amazing. We only got it in Australia in the last year and I hate that I have gone most of my life without knowing the glory of the McGriddle.
>>21874429>start selling the mcgriddle>but stop doing all day breakfastI hate my local mcdonalds so much. McGriddle is good but I rarely get it.
>>21874434>but stop doing all day breakfastDamn, that sucks. I'm in a shitty little country town, and the nearest Maccas is a half hour drive away. They still do extended breakfast, including the McGriddle. Though you can flip a coin on if the frappe machine is working or not.
>>21872970Chorizo scrambled eggs with potatoes. Flour tortillas on the side. Pure kino
>>21872970pan frying with butter and garbanzo (made of garbanzo bean flour) bread with mashed potatoes and egg fried rolled together
>>21872970Protein is for dinner, so just Carbohydrate for breakfast. A bunch of bananas and some fruit juice would do.
bacon and eggs
>>21874818fag
cinnamon rolls
You cannot go wrong with Scrambled Eggs w/ cheddar cheese and bacon.
>>21873006This mf eating beans!
>>21872970Literally scrapple and some scrambled eggs.
>>21873552Fuck yes, nigga <3
>>21872970hash, eggs coffee.
>>21873003if I have sausages that need to be used up I am opening a can of Heniz beans. not that sweet US shit. I had Bushs beans and they are digustingly sweet
Eggs benedict but THIS >>21873552 belongs in my mouth immediately
>>21873725And not a single green vegetable. Good job, heart disease-kun. Don't let us tax goys off too easy on those medical bills!
Scrambled eggs, topped with melted cheddar cheese with a side order of maple bacon and a tall glass of Apple Juice. Mmmmmmm!!
For me, it's breakfast pizza with some hot sauce.
>>21872970 >>21873552God I love the south...>>21873890stop talking anytime retard lol?>>21880293this is fucking disgusting, but whatever helps you be productive I guess...
Risgrøt is pretty comfy
>>21873006What's the problem here? Guy isn't sharing the beans with them? He's eating a meal, big fucking deal
>>21877159What is scrapple?
>>21880644he's a criminal
>>21872972No bacon?
>>21880650There's literally nothing illegal about eating beans
>>21880759in the movie he's dirty wanted criminal that drifted into town from the desert.
>>21880984If that's true they wouldn't have given him any beans idiot
A lot of people won't even eat beans given the choice. I'm down for any except kidney beans.
>>21881031I didn't write the movie faggot
>>21880648pork scraps, offal (liver, heart), and spices combined with cornmeal and flour into a loaf
>>21873006DIS NIGGA EATIN DEENS SON
>>21872970EggSausage
>>21877159>scrappleI always ate this with syrup, pretty nice
>>21882729I would always turn it into maple scrapple and put together a little breakfast sandwich. I feel bad for the frens that have never had the glorious scrapple
the correck way to eat your fried potatoes is with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce
>>21872970chicken fried steak, smothered hashbrowns, fried eggs sunny side up, crispy.plus a diet coke, drink of champions
>>21882268Cringe vocab.L.
The best breakfast food is to not eat breakfast or at least not western breakfast. Literally anything else is superior to western breakfast foods, especially east asian, middle eastern, and caribbean. Even Israeli (!!!!!!!!!!!!) breakfast mogs American and it hurt to type that. Why do you have to have everything be so fucking sweet, fatty, and rich. I just woke up man, I don't want to immediately vomit and feel slow and fat all day long. That's what the rest of the day is for.
can't beat loxxmaxxing
>>21872970>eggs>bacon>beans>whiskeysimple as>>21874780This is also goated, but a side of refried beans in cheese is essential.>>21880308wtf is this shit supposed to be? is that just a lump of sugar?>>21883031What are the beverages? Are you really eating that much sour cream for breakfast, why not just drink glass of milk? Most importantly, why the hell didn't you just put your hot sauce on your food?!
>>21883713>What are the beverages? Are you really eating that much sour cream for breakfast, why not just drink glass of milk? Most importantly, why the hell didn't you just put your hot sauce on your food?!Thanks for the questions anon.1. It's summer here in Australia, as such both a latte is necessary but also a cold icy drink. In this case the cold drink is a homemade black tea lemonade (an Arnold Palmer, but shaken).2. I am not eating that much sour cream for breakfast, I made a ton of homefries so I'm keeping that in the fridge for another couple days while I eat them all.3. In Straya one of the most universal ways to serve potato wedges or homefries is with cold sour cream and sweet chilli sauce in a dipping bowl. Not hot sauce on top. I love tabasco and the like, but this is a special case and it's wonderful you should try it.
>>21880644its hard to tell without audio or context but the guy eating the beans enters the room covered from head to toe in dust and brushes himself off inside (instead of doing it outside before coming in), asks for the beans without saying how he's going to pay and when the barkeep gives him a scoop of beans, he takes the entire pan of beans and all the while burps and munches loudly as he's eating it
>>21883140I'm going to cringe these balls into your mother's mouth, son.
>>21883188What's lox like? I love all fish and seafood mostly due to the fact that I grew up in Delaware but never had this jew fish.
For me it's half a mug of goats.
>>21884878nice weirdo hammer thumb
>>21884885Fuck you my hands are normal.
I've been playing around with my diet lately, as a bit of a hobby. Trying to optimise my nutrition while still saving prep time and enjoying my food.Here's the latest version of my breakfast. 626 kcal (37g carbs, 35g fat, 48g protein).Chia pudding (soaked overnight):>2 tbsp chia seeds>45g unflavoured whey>50g Greek yoghurt>90g berries>1 tbsp cacao powder>1 tsp psyllium husk>1 tsp ground flaxseed>1/2 cup waterNut mix (added to serve):>10g walnuts>10g macadamias>10g pumpkin seeds
Sloppa with steel-cut oats, natto, raw egg, chopped green onions, splash of soy sauce, and a bit of sambal oelek.
>>21874058I was here when anon posted this a few years ago
>>21873552Gravy is thickened with corn starch. Fail
>>21883188Shalom, rabbi
I don't know but if I go to YOUR country I will try YOUR breakfast
>>21874155Anon screwed up thawing hamburger.https://warosu.org/ck/thread/17506239
>>21873006what's your opinion on cars 2
>>21873006To prepare for the scene, Hill didn't eat anything for almost two days, so he was mad hungry.
>>21873006The beans weren't much good anyway.
>>21886947if I didn't eat for 2 days I'd just be nauseous
>>21873612not bad if you're over 6'8 and work as a farm hand. big reason america's so fat is that we eat like we're still manual farm hands and early factory workers.
>>21872973this, but with beans and toast
>>21880644He went full caveman.
>>21887003struth mate. My father's always been skinny but not always active. One of the big things he pointed out to me is how fat retired action movie stars got. Because they never stopped eating the way they used to, is what he said.>>21883724>sour cream is for multiple servingsalright, that averted my main concern>homefriesIf it's only for the potatoes, I guess that makes sense. I could just as easily see someone putting hotsauce with anything on that plate, hence my confusion.
>>21873552>>21872970do none of you people know how to make hash browns???
>>21887158I have never made hashbrowns, just bought them.
>>21885067I do something similar except instead of water, whey, and greek yogurt, the base is just 1/2 cup of homemade whole milk yogurt.
>>21885067Is cacao powder cocoa powder?when did everything turn bad and we all started talking like queers?
>>21880644Movie is they call me Trinity>>21885398>sfw meatspin
>>21884127what? every bagel place I've been to in Delaware offers lox.. not sure how you haven't had itit tastes awesome, salmon and cream cheese is a great option
My breakfast this morning was two eggs, a small steamed potato and a steamed carrot, a bit of beans, and a can of tuna. Nothing like cheap protein at the ass crack of dawn before morning cardio.
>>21887470No, they're slightly different. Cacao powder is from unroasted beans and usually hasn't been through an alkaline process called "dutching".
>>21887607For me, carbs go before cardio and protein comes after.
>>21872970over easy eggs, crispy hashbrowns, and sausageorbiscuits and gravy done CORRECTLY, with chunks of sausage in the gravymaybe some toast and butter/jam on the side if you want to be a fatty, as long as the bread is good not disgusting white bread. something with some actual flavor to it
>>21887003exactly. breakfast was the primary meal until dinner for day laborers, no shit its full of calorie bombs like eggs gravy butter big servings of carbs. you gotta eat big to work big and you weren't stopping to eat a giant lunch, you'd have a moderate meal mid day since too much would make you sluggish
>>21887699Yes the anabolic window. Unfortunately my digestion is super slow.
>>21887704I don't know about where you're from, but here in Australia dinner (lunchtime) was always the primary meal. My grandparents ran a sheep and dairy farm, and part of the contract when they hired shearers was that they had to provide a roast every day.
>>21885726What a ride, holy shit
>>21872970a very big glass of milk+ whatever's in the fridge
>>21887572No, you have not lmaoWe don't deal with lox here because we don't have many kikes here.
>>21889352>we don't have many kikes hereyet you have been enjewed into thinking that old milk + old salmon is a thing that only jews did before it became popular in the western hemisphere
>>21889352Cream cheese with salmon actually isn't kosher because it combines meat and cheese.
>>21873003>blocks your pathI watched a video of an American taking a brit around a bunch of LA diners. His favorite was huevos rancheros and I had a reasonable chuckle
>>21890786forgot pic
Fried french toast.
>>21872970i haven't had biscuits n gravy in a long time that looks amazing
